"Survivorsss♀️"
Cockroach: HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY QUEENS!!!!
EmilyDrier: THE ONLY DAY OF THE YEAR WE ARE APPRECIATED!! :D
CursesToCurse: "appreciated"
QueenBee: yeah the guys don't give two fucks. Women's Day should be every day! For we are QUEENS
CowardBrat: YEAH! WHAT IF we had a girls day?? We could invite the hunters!!
BlindfoldOn: let's do it!! So what's the plan??
CoordinatingThemAll: we can spend all day at Moonlit (we could have a picnic!) and at night we could go to the common baths! You know, relax far away from the rats. Then we could have a movie session :3
EmmaWoody: let's do it! I'm gonna text Mary!
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"Survivorsss"
BondageKink: heyo why aren't the girls online? I can't find them anywhere
CristianoRonaldo: also, why is Moonlit closed? There's not a maintenance going on
Rat: the girls are in there having a "girls day"
MetalAttractor: w-why?
OwlLover: you don't know what day is today, you idiots??
SubNaib: I have no fucking clue 🤡
OwlLover: It's women's day!!!
BondageKink: not this shit again... we have that every year! Why isn't there a men's day??
EatTheRich: BECAUSE THAT'S EVERYDAY, YOU IDIOT
BondageKink: LMFAO AREN'T YALL THE ONES GOING OFF WITH THE EQUALITY?? MEN SHOULD HAVE A DAY TOO!
OwlLover: the day you start having periods, get pregnant, give birth, go through extreme pain because of your hormones, get judged by society for every single little thing you do, get stared at by men on the side walk, suffer from sexism constantly, earn less than men, have less privileges, get insecure because of society's beauty standards, and so much more, we talk.
Balls_InMyFace: MY MAN GOT A WHOLE LIST
OwlLover: I have more if you wanna
SubNaib: We're good
MailMan: we should cook dinner for them!!
WheresMyMelanin: yeah!!
Rat: I mean they didn't say anything about dinner in their groupchat, so let's surprise them!
DaVinky: babe, you really need to stop hacking into their groupchat
Noaman: you know what? Let's do it! Let's prove the girls we can easily do stuff around the manor without them!
EatTheRich: THAT IS NOT THE POINT AESOP
EatTheRich: but you got the spirit
EatTheRich: let's cook dinner, clean the house, and take care of the garden. Let's split!
WheresMyMelanin: I can take care of the garden!
SubNaib: same here!
Sonic: I can do the cooking!
OwlLover: stay away from the kitchen
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"Survivorsss"
Cockroach: AH YES! A DAY FREE FROM MEN!
DaVinky: did you guys have fun?
TotallyNotChloe: IT WAS SO AWESOME!! I haven't felt like this since forever!
CowardBrat: yeah but it's not over yet! I'm gonna make our dinner and then we're gonna go to the common baths and have a movie session!
DoraThe_Explorer: let me stop you right there, my fair lady
CowardBrat: oh?
EatTheRich: we made dinner tonight!
CowardBrat: WHAT???
CowardBrat: DID WILLIAM ENTER THE KITCHEN??
Sonic: no I played with Robbie while they worked T~T
CowardBrat: oh thank god
Cockroach: you guys did all of that?
MailMan: we also cleaned the rooms!
CursesToCurse: wow I'm surprised
TerrorShockn't: how about a 'thank you'?
CoordinatingThemAll: why should we thank you for doing the bare minimum? 🤨
EatTheRich: she's got a point ngl
BondageKink: Ganji, you're the definition of simp
EatTheRich: I'm just a respectful human being :/
Drinkx3: no but really, thank you. We were not expecting this at all
SubNaib: don't thank us, sis!
CowardBrat: okay this whole thing smells fishy...
TinyWand: maybe because the dinner is sushi?
BlindfoldOn: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET SUSHI??
MetalAttractor: Michiko taught us how to make sushi some time ago. I never thought it would come in handy
CowardBrat: soooo you don't want nothing in exchange?😐
LuckyGay: nop!
CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: really?
OwlLover: 100%
CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: I'll fall for it this time. But I'll keep my eyes on you.
EmilyDrier: wait the living room doesn't smell like sweat and Robbie's pizza. This is amazing!
CristianoRonaldo: yeah we also cleaned Robbie's tablet cuz it's always crusty and musty and urgh
Drinkx3: so it was a 2 in 1?
SubNaib: bingo
Noaman: see how we can do stuff without you guys??
CowardBrat: I KNEW IT! I FUCKING KNEW IT!!
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