IDV groupchat

PLEASE GIVE ME SOME CREDIT, I HAD TO SEARCH UP DICK SIZES TO MAKE THIS CHAPTER 😭😭 Also, there's a lot of dick talk, so if you feel uncomfortable, you know the drill :)

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"Survivorsss"

EatTheRich: ayo guys I have a problem???

WheresMyMelanin: what's up?

EatTheRich: I am ridiculously lost
EatTheRich: how do you get to the manor by the dungeon?

SubNaib: oof okay the day has arrived people

EatTheRich: wha-

DaVinky: Ganji, get ready. This is going to be a hell of a ride

EatTheRich: oh?

QueenBee: ah... I still remember my first dungeon as if it was yesterday...

CoordinatingThemAll: okay, which map are you in, Ganji?

EatTheRich: Church

CoordinatingThemAll: where was the dungeon located?

EatTheRich: uhh in front of the cemetery?

CoordinatingThemAll: okay so, I need you to stand in the direction of the church

EatTheRich: okay

CoordinatingThemAll: then you have 3 paths. One ahead of you, another one to your left and the other to your right.

EatTheRich: yes, I know, I have eyes.

BlindfoldOn: oh please don't act so tough, some of us are still in pure darkness🙄

EatTheRich: I'm sorry if that was offensive, Helena

BlindfoldOn: oh no you're good hun, I'm just messing with you 👁👅👁

CoordinatingThemAll: ANYWAYS
CoordinatingThemAll: the one in front of you and the one to your right, lead to the other 2 dungeons. So you wanna go to the one on your left. Follow the path until you see a bifurcation.

EatTheRich: bet

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Cockroach: kudos to him. He's scared of the dark and still goes

Balls_InMyFace: ah... such a man...

BondageKink: no, you're just gay 😟

QueenBee: ah so it's tiny 🤏🍤

BondageKink: PLEASE I ONLY SAID HE WAS GAY, DON'T BODY SHAME ME!!

EmilyDrier: SO IT IS SMALL HUH

BondageKink: T____T

CowardBrat: am I the only one who thinks Ganji gives off such big dick energy?

SubNaib: PLEASE HE MAKES IT LOOK SO HUGE

Drinkx3: FR THAT IS A MAN, PEOPLE!

Rat: I KNOW RIGHT???

Balls_InMyFace: you should watch your partners, people. Ganji could easily steal each one of them, one by one.

CowardBrat: HE REALLY COULD LMAO

Sonic: I DON'T DOUBT IT AT THIS POINT

SubNaib: NO FR LIKE I BET IT IS HUGE
SubNaib: BIGGER THAN NORTON'S FOR SURE

MetalAttractor: how dare you

SubNaib: oh don't come at me, you're pretty small 🙄

TotallyNotChloe:
TotallyNotChloe: not that I care but
TotallyNotChloe: only for research purposes...
TotallyNotChloe: how long, Naib?

SubNaib: fucking 6/7 inch-ish

TotallyNotChloe: YOU THINK THAT'S SMALL????!?!

CoordinatingThemAll: DAD WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sonic: FUCKING GOD NAIB, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FUCKING?? A HORSE???

SubNaib: ew no wtf

MetalAttractor: can I officially pass away?

CowardBrat: yes, I'm giving you permission.

MetalAttractor: thank you.

TinyWand: at least you know he married you for your personality and not for your dick

MetalAttractor: :')

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EatTheRich: what the actual fuck were you guys talking about...
EatTheRich: Luca, did you put aphrodisiacs in their drinks again?

Sonic: AGAIN???

QueenBee: SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY EVERYONE WAS HORNY THREE DAYS AGO

Rat: in my defense, we were all bored. And you guys gave me consent to do that ._.

QueenBee: fair enough

EmmaWoody: at least he asked for consent, unlike Jack that one time

SubNaib: don't make me remember it-

EatTheRich: CAN ANYONE GIVE ME DIRECTIONS PLEASE????

Cockroach: OKAY SO NOW I WANT YOU TO GO THROUGH THE PATH ON YOUR RIGHT. Follow the path all the way until you see a door. That door leads to the manor's basement. Then you know the drill

EatTheRich: aight thanks

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CoordinatingThemAll: so what were we talking about?