"Survivorsss♀️"
EmmaWoody: Girls I need help
CoordinatingThemAll: sup queen?
EmmaWoody: it's Smiley again, but it's nothing bad, really!
QueenBee: okay when is the killing spree staring? 🤠🗡
EmmaWoody: as I said before, babe, it's nothing bad. We just had a really weird conversation earlier after the match
TotallyNotChloe: the one we had this morning?
EmmaWoody: yes! So basically he came up to me and told me to stay away from Mags?
DanceToForget: huh?
CursesToCurse: okay you know what? Quote exactly what he said
EmmaWoody: so uhh
EmmaWoody: "stay away from her you scoundrel" 👹
CursesToCurse: wow I knew he thought about a lot of shit, but saying that to your face? 🤠
EmmaWoody: he also said "do you think you have a chance against me?" 👹
CursesToCurse: I can almost bet you never thought that?
EmmaWoody: then he went "You're out of her league, missy" 👹
CursesToCurse: how many times does he need to say that??
EmmaWoody: he also said "you look at her like she's Mr Ellis' pancakes in the morning" 👹
CursesToCurse: now he's calling her 'rotting food'?
EmmaWoody: then blah blah blah and he said "she's a masterpiece painted by Mx Valden themselves" 👹
CursesToCurse: that's a pure exaggeration
EmmaWoody: and then
EmmaWoody: THEN HE SAID
EmmaWoody: "the only person born to satisfy her needs is her ex-coworker" 👹
CursesToCurse:
CursesToCurse: what 😀
EmmaWoody: then blah blah blah "you're mere survivors, however, I've been with her since forever" 👹
CursesToCurse: because they were coworkers...😐
EmmaWoody: "and that's why I must stay with her at all costs" 👹
CursesToCurse: ahh! so he's a creep!
EmmaWoody: then I just stood there with a smile on my face because that's all I can do when I'm scared 😛
DanceToForget: you know what? I'm gonna talk to him. This is enough! He can stalk me, he can enter my room at 4 am, but he CANNOT threaten my girl friends!
CoordinatingThemAll: ah yes, priorities
EmilyDrier: maybe bring back-up? Look, I've been with him in therapy. He is really unstable. I suggest you ask 3 of the guys to go with you.
QueenBee: oh so she can't do anything by herself just because she's a girl?
EmilyDrier: it's not that. Be realistic, Melly
QueenBee: fine... I guess you could ask one of the guys 🙄
Cockroach: wait... right now? Can we wait for tomorrow?
DanceToForget: don't keep for tomorrow what you can do today! 😀
Cockroach: it's just that... it's 2 in the morning...
CowardBrat: oh William's up for sure. He's probably eating his midnight snack
DanceToForget: no, no, Fiona has a point. I'm way too tired to get up
Cockroach: thank you 😭😭
DanceToForget: the fuck are you crying for, queen?
Cockroach: cuz these pajamas are gay😭
CursesToCurse: hun 🤠
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"Survivorsss"
DanceToForget: aight listen up, motherless cunts
LuckyGay: how dare you
DanceToForget: I need 3 strong men to help me out on a quest
Sonic: I'm in
MetalAttractor: sure
SubNaib: I can go too
DanceToForget: Naib, I said "strong men"
SubNaib: D:<
DanceToForget: anyways
DanceToForget: I need the three of you to come with me tomorrow. I'm gonna confront Smiley and I need yall to have my back if he decides to snap
MetalAttractor: bet. But... what's this all about?
DanceToForget: he started threatening Emma, and it's going to far. I'm going in
Balls_InMyFace: too*
DanceToForget: oh go back to sleep, Mike
Sonic: threatening? Emma, you could've told us sooner
EmmaWoody: I would but this happened today so...
SubNaib: we'll go for sure.
Balls_InMyFace: good luck on that. I'll be eating popcorn as I watch yall getting eaten alive
OwlLover: Mike, stop trying to scare them. It looks fake, not to mention cheesy. It's getting old
Noaman: also coward
Balls_InMyFace: >:/
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"Survivorsss"
CoordinatingThemAll: good morning people!! How did it go, Mags?
DanceToForget: it went actually pretty well! Naib just broke his arm, but everything is fine besides that!!
SubNaib: yeah at least now I'm match free for a month
Nightingalowo: I WANT THE FOUR OF YOU IN MY OFFICE. RIGHT. NOW
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Balls_InMyFace: haha yall are fucked
DanceToForget: do we go?
Sonic: hm... nah
Sonic: let's eat pancakes instead
CursesToCurse: no thanks 🤠
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