IDV groupchat

At least Aesop didn't die

TotallyNotChloe: that's the problem, it goes away with time.

SubNaib: g r e a t

EmilyDrier: how much time?

TotallyNotChloe: around 8 hours...

SubNaib: I have to deal with this shit for 8 hours...

FiveOfMeButBritish: I'm really scared for Demi

MailMan: same here... won't they pass out from exhaustion eventually? We gotta put them to sleep!

EmilyDrier: it's probably the best but how will we do it?
EmilyDrier: okay, let's prioritize the most dangerous ones. Demi and Martha. Demi for obvious reasons, and Martha because if she trains too much, her body might shut itself down.

SubNaib: right! I forgot about that part

MailMan: at least Luca's and Edgar's case is a bearable one

TinyWand: oh god Vera WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED??

TotallyNotChloe: I'M SORRY OKAY??

OwlLover: guys I think we should prioritize Aesop as well-

EmmaWoody: this is what I call a ✨disaster✨

Nightingalowo: in eight hours everything will be gone. We just need to make sure they don't do anything stupid

OwlLover: hey- uhm... guys?

EmilyDrier: okay, Jose do what I told you, Naib, try to make Martha go to bed. Push her, yeet her, I don't care

SubNaib: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WHOLE ASS MAN HOLDING ME DOWN

OwlLover: GUYS!!

EmilyDrier: oop-

BlindfoldOn: yes, Eli?

OwlLover: I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN SO MAYBE YALL WILL LISTEN
OwlLover: WE SHOULD PRIORITIZE AESOP AS WELL

CowardBrat: pfft- what is the man doing? Painting some coffins?

BlindfoldOn: mah man's probably caressing a mf coffin rn

OwlLover: HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF

CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: well that's not so good-

OwlLover: I LITERALLY JUST CAUGHT THE MF CUTTING HIS ARM OPEN WITH A RAZOR

EmilyDrier: OH MY GOD OF COURSE THE MAN IS OBSESSED WITH DEATH
EmilyDrier: OKAY SAME THING WITH JOSE
EmilyDrier: LOCK YOURSELF WITH HIM IN AN EMTPY ROOM
EmilyDrier: if he's struggling too much, tie him down. AS A LAST RESOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
EmilyDrier: I'll be right there!

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: DAMN IT VERA

TotallyNotChloe: I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY???

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"Survivorsss"

Asoup: I could've died you know?
Asoup: what a missed opportunity...

OwlLover: I can't tell if he's back to normal or not, but at least he stopped trying to smash his head against the wall

Asoup: was it that perfume you gave me, Vera?

TotallyNotChloe: n-no?

Asoup: *sigh

EatTheRich: I really can't say if Mike is back to normal or not. He's still hugging me.

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you know you can just push him away, right?

EatTheRich: nah... he's warm. This is nice.

DanceToForget: *cough gay *cough

SubNaib: Martha fell asleep and Norton finally let go of me. I think we're good here.
SubNaib: how's stuff there, Jose?

FiveOfMeButBritish: Demi fell asleep on me, and I'm scared that if I move she'll wake up

EmilyDrier: don't move then🤡

FiveOfMeButBritish: I can't feel my left arm-

WheresMyMelanin: we managed to somehow put Luca to sleep
WheresMyMelanin: he bites when he's mad...

MailMan: yeah but Edgar is still locked in the reading room

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DaVinky: Vera, you're an angel. You just ended my artblock!

TotallyNotChloe: oh my god someone praised me

DaVinky: man! I never painted so much in a day! I feel refreshed!

Asoup: at least some of us are happy with the aftereffects 👍

EmilyDrier: well! Now that everything is back to normal,,,
EmilyDrier: Vera, let's talk in private, shall we? 🙂

TotallyNotChloe: y-yes mom...