CowardBrat: okay we'll leave the rest to you guys! Buh bye~
QueenBee: sure hope you got a kick out of that one, boys~🤭
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Rat: WAIT
BondageKink: HOW DOES A PAD LOOK LIKE??
LuckyGay: ARE YOU SERIOUS, KEVIN???
BondageKink: blame the educational system
MetalAttractor: guys, it'll be fine. We'll figure out a way. This is the least we can do for the ladies
Asoup:
Asoup: fine...
Asoup: thank god I wear a mask...
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"Survivorsss"
MetalAttractor: we're back
BlindfoldOn: YOU ACTUALLY WENT??? I'M PROUD!!
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Cockroach: I just got out of the storage room, how did you know which ones to buy???
Cockroach: you actually got the correct ones
Rat: oh it was easy, they all smelled different so we could kinda tell
CursesToCurse: YOU SMELLED THE PADS????
Rat: oh! We also got the help of a female employee! She told us the sizes that there were, so we brought one of each. Since... none of us ever saw your pussies...
SubNaib: there's different sizes???
CoordinatingThemAll: DAD USGDISDB
SubNaib: LIKE AREN'T ALL PUSSIES THE SAME SIZE??? IDK I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE
CowardBrat: ARE ALL DICKS THE SAME SIZE?? NO! THERE'S YOUR ANSWER
DaVinky: CAN WE STOP TALKING ABOUT VAGINAS AND PENISES???
Cockroach: anyways... I'm going to my room... probably gonna eat some candy and watch Netflix to forget how sad my life is
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EatTheRich: I went ahead and did that.
EatTheRich: You have cookies, a warm cup of milk, popcorn, a tiger plushie, and a pink blanket at your door. I didn't put them in your room to respect your personal space, but the milk is still warm!
CoordinatingThemAll:
CoordinatingThemAll: alright who decided to bring an angel to hell?
CowardBrat: I'm speechless
DanceToForget: Ganji, I hope you know, you're about to have a bunch of single girls after you from now on.
Balls_InMyFace: BACK OFF >:(
Cockroach: I... I don't know what to say...
Rat: how about "thank you"?
EatTheRich: DON'T SAY ANYTHING, QUEEN! I did what I had to.
TinyWand: *cough* ass kisser *cough*
EatTheRich: no. It's called 'common decency' to help your friends.
EmmaWoody: I LOVE THIS MAN
Cockroach: thank you, Ganji
EatTheRich: don't mention it. If you want to cry or talk about how "miserable" your life is, text me and I'll go straight to your room!
Cockroach: thank you, really.
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BondageKink: he's gonna steal all the girls from us :(
QueenBee: yeah, cuz he's actually respectful and doesn't drool over "bOobiEs" when he sees a girl in front of him.
BondageKink: Hey! I don't drool over bOobiEs!
DanceToForget: oh please. When you saw me on my Animal Tamer for the first time, you acted like you've never seen skin before.
BondageKink: WHO TOLD YOU TO DRESS UP LIKE THAT??
DanceToForget: KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, YOU FUCKING PERVERT!
SubNaib: do we still have ice cream left?
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it ? A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall ?? Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
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