This chapter was someone's idea but I can't remember their username :/
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"Survivorsss"
TotallyNotChloe: OHOOHHOKAY I NEED EVERYONE ONLINE NOW
21 participants are now online.
TotallyNotChloe: OKAY YALL WE HAVE A PROBLEM
EmilyDrier: you should wait. There's still 7 of us missing
TotallyNotChloe: YEAH THOSE 7 ARE THE PROBLEM
OwlLover: yo I don't wanna be that person, but there's something veeeeery wrong with Aesop
EatTheRich: yeah, Mike is acting weird as well
EatTheRich: or should I say normal...
MailMan: same with Luca and Edgar
SubNaib: and with Martha and Norton too
SubNaib: just what the heck is going on??
FiveOfMeButBritish: same thing with Demi
EmmaWoody: Vera, what happened?
TotallyNotChloe: HDJWDDH OKAY HOW DO IS SAY THIS
Nightingalowo: it's mostly my fault
SubNaib: what did you do with them...
Nightingalowo: I wanted to test something and asked for Miss Nair's help. This would be a good idea if it worked, but we needed some lab rats to try it on.
DoraThe_Explorer: let me guess
DoraThe_Explorer: those lab rats were our friends?
Nightingalowo: yes, but we never thought this would work out so badly
TotallyNotChloe: I'll go straight to the point
TotallyNotChloe: Miss Nightingale wanted my help to create a substance that would fix people's attention on something.
LuckyGay: YOU WANTED TO CREATE A DRUG???
Nightingalowo: yes, basically. But it worked worse than expected 😀
TotallyNotChloe: so basically now the seven of them are fixated in something specific. Probably what they like the most, considering the fact that this type of drug is for therapeutic purposes only
SubNaib:
SubNaib: wait so, is that the reason why Norton won't let go of me and Martha won't stop training?
QueenBee: isn't training a good thing, though?
SubNaib: SHE'S BEEN DOING SIT-UPS FOR THE PAST 20 MINUTES
MailMan: well at least we know why this is happening now
MailMan: what's up with Mike?
EatTheRich:
EatTheRich: I should've figured
EatTheRich: yeah the guy won't let go of me
SubNaib: welcome to the club man ;-;
EatTheRich: yeah... what's up with Luca and Edgar?
WheresMyMelanin: Edgar refuses to get out of the reading room, because they're painting inside. Luca has been doing mathematic problems for the past 40 minutes. Not gonna lie, I'm starting to get worried...
SubNaib: yo man, what's up with Demi?
FiveOfMeButBritish: I'm just gonna say this, I'm trying to take the alcoholic drinks away from her
EmilyDrier: okay, that's not good at all. Hm... okay she's in a fixated state of mind, right? Lock yourself with her in your room far away from the drinks and give her some water. You can leave Sam to me. She should calm down... meanwhile, Vera, how do we stop this?
TotallyNotChloe: that's the problem, it goes away with time.
SubNaib: g r e a t
EmilyDrier: how much time?
TotallyNotChloe: around 8 hours...
SubNaib: I have to deal with this shit for 8 hours...
FiveOfMeButBritish: I'm really scared for Demi
MailMan: same here... won't they pass out from exhaustion eventually? We gotta put them to sleep!
EmilyDrier: it's probably the best but how will we do it?
EmilyDrier: okay, let's prioritize the most dangerous ones. Demi and Martha. Demi for obvious reasons, and Martha because if she trains too much, her body might shut itself down.
SubNaib: right! I forgot about that part
MailMan: at least Luca's and Edgar's case is a bearable one
TinyWand: oh god Vera WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED??
TotallyNotChloe: I'M SORRY OKAY??
OwlLover: guys I think we should prioritize Aesop as well-
EmmaWoody: this is what I call a ✨disaster✨
Nightingalowo: in eight hours everything will be gone. We just need to make sure they don't do anything stupid
OwlLover: hey- uhm... guys?
EmilyDrier: okay, Jose do what I told you, Naib, try to make Martha go to bed. Push her, yeet her, I don't care
SubNaib: JUST SO YOU KNOW, I HAVE A WHOLE ASS MAN HOLDING ME DOWN
OwlLover: GUYS!!
EmilyDrier: oop-
BlindfoldOn: yes, Eli?
OwlLover: I'M GONNA SAY IT AGAIN SO MAYBE YALL WILL LISTEN
OwlLover: WE SHOULD PRIORITIZE AESOP AS WELL
CowardBrat: pfft- what is the man doing? Painting some coffins?
BlindfoldOn: mah man's probably caressing a mf coffin rn
OwlLover: HE'S TRYING TO KILL HIMSELF
CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: well that's not so good-
OwlLover: I LITERALLY JUST CAUGHT THE MF CUTTING HIS ARM OPEN WITH A RAZOR
EmilyDrier: OH MY GOD OF COURSE THE MAN IS OBSESSED WITH DEATH
EmilyDrier: OKAY SAME THING WITH JOSE
EmilyDrier: LOCK YOURSELF WITH HIM IN AN EMTPY ROOM
EmilyDrier: if he's struggling too much, tie him down. AS A LAST RESOURCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
EmilyDrier: I'll be right there!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: DAMN IT VERA
TotallyNotChloe: I DIDN'T KNOW OKAY???
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"Survivorsss"
Asoup: I could've died you know?
Asoup: what a missed opportunity...
OwlLover: I can't tell if he's back to normal or not, but at least he stopped trying to smash his head against the wall
Asoup: was it that perfume you gave me, Vera?
TotallyNotChloe: n-no?
Asoup: *sigh
EatTheRich: I really can't say if Mike is back to normal or not. He's still hugging me.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you know you can just push him away, right?
EatTheRich: nah... he's warm. This is nice.
DanceToForget: *cough gay *cough
SubNaib: Martha fell asleep and Norton finally let go of me. I think we're good here.
SubNaib: how's stuff there, Jose?
FiveOfMeButBritish: Demi fell asleep on me, and I'm scared that if I move she'll wake up
EmilyDrier: don't move then🤡
FiveOfMeButBritish: I can't feel my left arm-
WheresMyMelanin: we managed to somehow put Luca to sleep
WheresMyMelanin: he bites when he's mad...
MailMan: yeah but Edgar is still locked in the reading room
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DaVinky: Vera, you're an angel. You just ended my artblock!
TotallyNotChloe: oh my god someone praised me
DaVinky: man! I never painted so much in a day! I feel refreshed!
Asoup: at least some of us are happy with the aftereffects 👍
EmilyDrier: well! Now that everything is back to normal,,,
EmilyDrier: Vera, let's talk in private, shall we? 🙂
TotallyNotChloe: y-yes mom...