The Regular Show X Reader

The Power

~Flashback~

A wizard places the same red keyboard on a bench. The wizard then heads towards a bush and urinates on it. Rigby steals the keyboard and runs away.

~Present~

"How's that gonna get us raises?" (Y/n) asked. " Aw, come on, (Y/n)! Look!" Rigby sets the keyboard on the floor. "Just come check it out." He plays the keyboard and it makes cool noises. "Woaaaaah-ho-ho-ho-ho! This is the answer to ALL our problems." Mordecai said. "Have you named her yet?" (Y/n) asked. "Actually, I thought you could do the honors." Rigby said to her. "Really?" (Y/n) asked. "Mmhmm." He nods. "Don't you think so, Mordecai?" He asked. "Oh yeah, definitely." He said. "Well, I've always wanted to date someone named: The Power." She said, scratching her neck. "The Power?" They both asked. "Mmhmm." She nods. "I like it." Rigby said. Suddenly, the words "The Power" appear at the top of the keyboard. "Cool...!" (Y/n), Mordecai & Rigby said. Later, the trio are at the park. "Alright, this time with feeling." (Y/n) said. "Yeah yeah. Ready?" Rigby asked. "Yeah yeah." Mordecai said. "Ok."

Rigby presses The Power's on button. The trio start singing. "5, 6, 7, 8." They start doing a little dance to The Power's music: first taking a few steps, next spinning, then clapping, and finally pointing. "Give us a raise, loser." The three laugh. "Hey, it's Pops." Rigby said. "Hi Pops!" (Y/n) said waving. "Hello, (Y/n)!" He waved back smiling. "Hey Pops, what's up?" Mordecai asked. "Is that the sound of music I hear?" Pops asked. "Dudes, let's use The Power on Pops." Rigby whispers to his best friends. "What? No! I don't want to manipulate Pops! He's a good guy!" (Y/n) argued.

They look over at Pops. Pops laughs strangely as a butterfly approaches his face. "Oh come on, (Y/n). Let's just test it out on him, and he won't get mad at us if it doesn't work." He said. "Ok, but let's not call him a loser." Mordecai said. "Why not?" Rigby asked. "He's sensitive." (Y/n) said. "Exactly. I don't want him to cry, I just want him to give us a raise." Mordecai said. "Ok, let's do it. Hey Pops! Check it." Rigby presses the on button again. "5, 6, 7, 8." They do "The Power" dance again. "Give us a raise, Pops." The trio said. Pops laughs. "Good show, jolly good show! A pay increase, yes yes of course. Just let me get my billfold. Butterscotch Ripple?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby take one. "Ta-ta!" He walks off. " Dudes, I think that just worked." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I know." Rigby said. "I still feel kind of bad though." (Y/n) said. "Aw, you'll get over it." Rigby waves his left paw dismissively. "I mean, if Pops wasn't so weird, he might have given us actual money." Mordecai said. "Totally." Rigby agreed. The three friends run off to show Benson The Power.

Benson is working at the shed. "Ugh..." he said. " Hey, Benson. Five, six, seven, eight." They do "The Power" dance for a third time. "What are you doing?" He asked the trio. They end their dance. "Give us a raise, loser." They quickly back up, afraid of how Benson will react. "You know, you guys have been working harder, I think you deserve a raise. We can negotiate your new rates later in the week, but for now, how's 20 bucks sound?" He hands (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby two 20 dollar bills. "Keep up the good work." He drives away in a cart. "Do you realize what this means?"

Rigby asked. "We can fix the hole?" (Y/n) asked. "No, we can do everything we ever wanted!" Rigby said. The trio use The Power to get a bunch of stuff, then they fly down and bump into Skips. "You guys shouldn't be doing what you just did." He said. "What, the flying or the hole?" Rigby asked. "What hole?" He asked. "Dude, get to The Power, he knows." Rigby said. "Knows what?" Skips asked. "Nothing Skips, uh, we were just getting back to work. Dude, kick it to max power." Mordecai said. Rigby turns on the keyboard, and (Y/n) panicked at this. "Wait, boys, don-" "Five, six, seven, eight! Using the Power in your face. Sending you back to your place. Don't look at our crotches while we synchronize our watches."

They press buttons on each other's watches. "Boop-boop-bweep—boop-boop-boo-bweep-bee-boo. Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, synchronized." They put on red sweaters. "Go away Skips, it's time for you to go away." They sung. "It's time for you to go to your room!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, Skips. It's time for you to go to the moon!" Rigby said. Skips disappears and (Y/n) gasps. "Where'd he go?" She asked. "Uh..." Rigby said. "Did you just send Skips to the moon?" (Y/n) asked angrily. "Isn't that what you said?" Rigby asked Mordecai. " No, room. I sent him to his room, not the moon, you idiot!" He replied. "Rigby you idiot! Wish him back!" (Y/n) shouted. "But it doesn't work that way." Rigby said. " What do you mean?" (Y/n) asked. "I can't see him, can I?" Rigby asked her. "Ugh, then we have to go get him." Mordecai said.