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The trio are fighting with Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost about the computer sign-up sheet. "Dude! Get off the computer, Muscle Man! Read the sign-up sheet! We're signed up for 1:30!" Mordecai said. "Hey, chill out, you jerks! We still have 5 minutes." Muscle Man pushes Mordecai & Rigby away. "Go wait in the lounge." He said. "Fine! 5 minutes!" Rigby said. The trio sit on chairs in the Computer Waiting Lounge. "Aw, yeah! More internet videos!" Muscle Man said. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost play the Old Man Horseshoes video. In the video, an old man is playing horseshoes, but gets struck by lightning and turns into a pile of ashes. Muscle Man laughs.

"Old Man Horseshoes, you're pathetic!" Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost laugh. "I saw that one coming." (Y/n) said. "Oh, dude! Road Hog!" Hi Five Ghost said. "Oh yeah! That's a good one!" Muscle Man said. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost play the Road Hog video. In the video, Road Hog attempts to drive his car across a canyon, but he fails and crashes into the other edge of the canyon. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost laugh. Muscle Man notices the trio grimacing at him. "This is some hilarious stuff, losers! It's got a setup, a punchline, a dude gets hurt! Come on!" He said. "Well, it's no surprise you find it funny, considering your sense of humor is as original as a knock-knock joke." (Y/n) said, and her best friends snicker in agreement. "Get over here!" Muscle Man said.

The trio move their chairs over to the computer. "You guys are gonna thank me for this." Muscle Man said. A video plays where a guy is drinking soda. Wedgie Ninja sneaks behind him and gives him a wedgie. Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost laugh. "I-" Mordecai said, but was interrupted by Muscle Man. "Uh uh uh! Wait for it..." Muscle Man said. "Why, Wedgie Ninja?" All of a sudden, a bear falls on the guy and plays the glockenspiel. Then he farts on the guy. "Oh, my back!" Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost laugh again. "He just farted on that guy's back!" Muscle Man said, and Rigby actually giggles. "Why are you laughing, dude?"

Mordecai asked, as Rigby was cracking up. "That dude did get hurt! Plus the bear farted on his back!" Rigby said. "Dude! Muscle Man, Wedgie Ninja? Glocken Bear? This viral video stuff is stupid." (Y/n) said. "What? Bro, if it's so stupid, why does it have so many hits?" Muscle Man said. "(Y/n), Rigby and I could come up with a video that gets way more hits than that." Mordecai said. "Yeah!" Rigby and (Y/n) said in sync. "In your dreams! Me and Fives could get way more hits than you dorks." Muscle Man said. "No you couldn't." Mordecai said. "Yes we could! Ten bucks says we can make a better video than yours by the end of the week." Muscle Man said. "You're on." (Y/n) said. She and Muscle Man shake hands. "Hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm!" (Y/n), Muscle Man, Mordecai, and Rigby said.

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost make viral videos. The trio's videos only get a small number of views, while MM and Hi Five Ghost's videos get a large amount of views. "Pay up, losers!" Muscle Man said. "No way! The week's not even through yet!" Mordecai said. "We're like a million views ahead of you! You might as well just give up!" Muscle Man said. "No! We'll have an awesome internet video by the end of the day!" (Y/n) said. "How much are you going to bet on that?" Muscle Man asked. "Double or nothing!" (Y/n) said. "Aw man! We're gonna be rich!" Muscle Man said.

The trio are now outside of Pops' House, where they are making a viral video. "Okay, best internet video ever! Take one." Mordecai said. "Wait, what do I do again?" Rigby asked. "You start jumping." (Y/n) said. "And get some major air. And I don't know, then like, do some awesome backflips or something." Mordecai said. Rigby starts jumping. "Right. Are you getting this?" He asked, and (Y/n) gives a thumbs up. "Wooo! Wooo!" Rigby starts jumping and kisses his muscles, and pretends to play guitar and (Y/n) giggles.

"Hmm, still not going high enough. I know, let me try something." Mordecai walks onto the trampoline. Mordecai jumps when Rigby hits the trampoline, but Rigby flies to the tree and bangs his head on the branch. "Rigby!" Mordecai and (Y/n) shouted. "Ugh!" Rigby shouted. "Rigby, are you okay?" (Y/n) asked as she runs over. "That was AWESOME!" Rigby said. "That's called a double-jump!" Mordecai said. "Is this one of those new fangled movie cameras?"

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