The Regular Show X Reader

Everyone is laughing at Mordecai, who is trying to lift a box. "Dude, I can't believe you can't even lift one box." Muscle Man said. "Shut your face! I can lift it!" He continues struggling with the box and everyone laughs at him again. "Dude, you sound like Pops crying." Muscle Man said. "Fine. You try." Mordecai said. "Fine." Muscle Man goes over to the box and tries to lift it, and (Y/n) laughs. "No way, not even tough Muscle Man can lift it?" She teased playfully,

and he glares at her as her best friends snicker. "See? It's not so easy." Mordecai said. "Shut...your...face!" Muscle Man picks up the box and goes flying backwards. Something falls out from one of the boxes, and (Y/n) picks it up. "Dudes, it's 21-12 Time Attack director's cut on Laserdisc!" She said. "Whoa, whoa! Hold on! If I know better, I think you just said "That's 21-12 Time Attack on Laserdisc." Muscle Man said. (Y/n) shows the front side of the laserdisc, and they all look on in surprise. "That's the director's cut. It's incredibly rare!" Rigby said. "Which means we incredibly have to watch this right now." Muscle Man said. "But how are we supposed to play it? We don't have a laserdisc player." Rigby said.

"Don't worry, dudes. I know a place." Muscle Man said. The gang are now at a TV Store Warehouse. "Alright, let me do the talking." Muscle Man walks up to an employee. "Hey, Timmy!" He said. "Muscle Man! How's it been?" He asked. "Oh, you know. Just taking it easy. Listen, we're looking for a Laserdisc player." Muscle Man said. "Oh! You mean "lamer-disc player". Timmy snickers.

"You're out of luck, dude. Nobody carries those things anymore." He said. "Come on, man! You gotta have something!" Muscle Man said. "Sorry. Those things are ancient. Why don't you go check in a library?" Timmy asked. Another employee slides down the nearby ladder. "Heyo!" He high fives Timmy. "Because the library's where all junkie stuff goes!" He said. " Heyo!" They continue to high five each other and laugh. "It's not funny!" Muscle Man shouted. "Come on. Let's just go." Mordecai said. They begin to leave. "They keep laughing but it's not funny!" Muscle Man shouted. Rigby and High Five Ghost take him away. The gang is now at the library. "Okay, we can search for one here." (Y/n) starts typing "Laserdisc Player". Two men overhear her talking.

"What is it taking so long?" Muscle Man asked. "Give it a second." (Y/n) said. The men appear beside them. "Hello, friends. We overheard you looking for a Laserdisc player! How about a VCR instead?" One of them asked. "VHS: "The VH-Best." The other one said. "Uh...no thanks." Mordecai said. "The Laserdisc is what we want." Rigby said. "Hah! Good luck finding one of those. There's plenty of VHS tapes out there." SP said. "VHS: "Quantity!" LP said. "Laserdiscs are higher in quality though..." Rigby said. "Well, true but did you know that brain can only process so much information?" SP asked. "VHS: "Can't tell the difference." LP said. "Hey, losers! You're all up in our business! Leave us alone!" Muscle Man snapped.

"You're making a huge mistake." SP and LP walk off and the gang notice the computer found a laserdisc player. "Yes! They have one!" (Y/n) writes down the information on a piece of paper. "Hm, hm, hm, hm!" They all walk up to the librarian's desk. "Hey, old man." Muscle Man said. He takes the paper and looks at it. "Laserdisc player?" No, no. We don't have one here."

He balls up the paper and throws it away. "What? They said there's one in the basement!" Mordecai said. "The computer's out of date kid." The librarian said. "Look at his face, Mordo! This dude is lying!" Muscle Man shouted. "So I'm a liar, am I?! I'll SHOW ya! " The Librarian leads (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, and High Five Ghost down an elevator to the basement.

" Whoa..." they said. "There must be thousands of different formats here." (Y/n) said. "Of course. This is a library. But as you can see," he shows the empty space for the Laserdisc player. "No Laserdisc player." He said. "Aw..." the gang said. "Not that it will do you any good, even if you could find one. All the Laserdiscs were destroyed. Wiped out by the VHS." The librarian said. "Nuh-uh!" Rigby said.