The Regular Show X Reader

The trio are sitting on the couch watching TV. Rigby is eating chips. "Aw, yea-yuh! Time for some Zombie Pep Squad." Mordecai said. "I heard this movie has the world record for most stings in a movie ever!" Rigby said. "You heard right." (Y/n) said, she turns on the movie. "What do you say we ditch the party and head on up to Make Out Point?" The boy in the movie asked. "OK, but..." the girl opens a locker to find a zombie girl leaning out, growling. A sting plays. "Here we go." (Y/n) said.

"Relax, babe." He suddenly grows fangs and hisses, making the girl scream. A group of zombie girls gang up behind and surround her as multiple stings play. "Hey, dudes, can you pause it for a sec? I'm gonna go get some chips." Rigby said. "No way! It'll ruin the flow." Mordecai said. "Dude, just pause it for a sec!" Rigby said. "No!' Mordecai said. "But I'm starving!" Rigby tries to take the remote.

"Still?" (Y/n) asked him. "Yeah, you just ate six bags of chips." Mordecai said. "And now I need more." Rigby said. "In a minute!" Mordecai said. As they struggle for the remote, Mordecai slips on a chip bag. The remote flies out of his hand and through an open window. A crash is heard. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby rush to the window and stare in shock.

The remote crashed into the windshield. They run outside to the car. "Oh no, no! What did you idiots do?!" (Y/n) scolded her friends. "Benson's windshield! This is not good. What are we gonna do?" Mordecai asked. "Maybe he won't even know it was us. It could've been anybody. Pops, Skips, Thomas. Yeah, let's pin it on Thomas!" Rigby said. (Y/n) turns to glare at Rigby for that and he shudders slightly. "No way, Rigby. We're not pinning this on Thomas. Besides, the poor guy gets enough abuse from Muscle Man." (Y/n) said. "Ooh, what's this? Got some feelings for him, (Y/n)?" Rigby smirks and (Y/n) hits him on the head.

"Ow!" He glares at her, then continued. "I mean you must since you defended him so quickly. That must be a sign that you like him. Why don't you get some guts to actually ask him out." (Y/n) hits him on the head again, harder, giving him a furious look. "OW!" "Guys, enough!" Mordecai scolded angrily, glaring at his best friends. "He started it." (Y/n) huffs and crosses her arms and Rigby scoffs. "If we don't get this fixed before Benson finds out, he's gonna fire us." Mordecai said.

"Aw, man! And I still don't have chips." Rigby said. "Yeah, we should've paused the movie." Mordecai said. "Oh sure, now he admits it." (Y/n) said. The trio are now searching through Benson's office. "Keep looking. Benson's car keys have to be here somewhere." Mordecai said, and Rigby snaps. "His jacket." He said. "Dude, of course!" Mordecai said, and (Y/n) sighs. "Dudes are you sure this is a good idea?" She asked. "Would you rather get fired?" Rigby asked her, and she sighs. "Fair point." "Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm!" Mordecai and Rigby said.

They are about to reach into Benson's jacket hanging on the door when he suddenly enters the room, carrying a box. "What the?" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby gasp. "What are you doing in my office?" Benson asked. "Uh, nothing." Mordecai said. "We were doing nothing." Rigby said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Did you do that thing I asked you to do?" Benson asked. "Thing? Uh, we were gonna do that thing." Mordecai said. Rigby nods. "Totally gonna do the thing." He said. "Could you just give us instructions, though? Just having a hard time getting started." (Y/n) said.

"You need instructions for raking?" Benson asked. "Oh fuc..." (Y/n) began. "Yes!" Her best friends shouted. Benson walks to the window and gestures to the rake outside. "You see that raky thing out there? Pick it up and rake with it!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby glance at the jacket. "Uh, actually, could you show us? We're more visual learners." (Y/n) said, and Benson sighs and begins to demonstrate. "You walk over to some leaves, take your hands, grab the rake..." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby go 'Hmm!' as they inch closer to the door. "...and then you raaake the leaves. You raaake the leaves." They start to reach into the jacket. "Hey! What are you doing back there?" Benson asked. "Oh! Um, we can see better from here." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, so we can get the whole..."