The Regular Show X Reader

(Y/n) and Mordecai are picking up garbage off the living room floor while Rigby is sitting on the couch, playing with (Y/n)'s cell phone. "Man last night was the best. The best." Mordecai said. Rigby taps on the keys of (Y/n)'s phone. "Yeah, it was pretty fun." He said. "I mean, Sam, Margaret and Eileen over for "Game Night", and nothing went wrong. No space portals, no video demons, nobody got hurt." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) laughed. "What's so funny?" Rigby asked. "Nothing, it..." she trails off.

"It's funny how we have to worry about such crazy things like that, that's all." She said. "I mean usually people don't have problems with stuff like space portals, and video demons." She smirks and crosses her arms. "Yeah? Well those people just aren't as cool as we are." Rigby said. "The only problem you two had last night was Eileen and I whipping your butts." Rigby said, and (Y/n) chuckled.

"Whatever, I had fun. Dude, come on, help us out. Benson's not going to let us have people over anymore if we leave this place a mess. And put down my new phone before you break it." (Y/n) said. "Ok, just a sec. I'm making you a new custom wallpaper." Rigby said. The wallpaper shows Mordecai getting flushed down a toilet and says "Captain Toilet", "Loser", while Rigby laughs. Mordecai is displeased, and groans and (Y/n) tries not to laugh. "All right, I'm going to take this stuff to the dump." (Y/n) said. "Heh. You mean you're going take that trash to your face." Rigby said. (Y/n) gives a fake laugh.

"... and gimme my phone." She snatches the phone from Rigby's hands. "You're lucky I'm in a good mood from last night." She said. (Y/n) sets the phone next to her on the seat of the cart, and then drives off. "Doo doo doo! A-hanging with Sam just-a feels so good like I knew it would. Laughing together and-a having a blast. And I hope it lasts forever. I can't believe how hot he is. Makes my insides feel like knotted twists. His handsome face and those long, long legs, and I hope someday we are more than just friends!" There's a long pause.

"Oh, Sam Oh Sam! I love it when you stand or sit right next to me. Can't you see? Your future with me is brighter than the ocean... What? "Brighter than the ocean?" She asked herself. "If you are satisfied with your message, press 1." An operator said. "Huh?' (Y/n) asked. "To delete or re-record your message, press 2." (Y/n) slams the breaks on the cart so hard, it causes the back end of the cart to go up in the air. "No! No! No! Delete! delete! Delete!" (Y/n) shouted. "Message sent. Goodbye." The operator said. "Oh, my...." (Y/n) drives at full speed back to the house. "Rigby! Mordecai! Dudes, its over! He's never gonna talk to me again!" (Y/n) shouted. "Who?" They both asked. "Sam! I was singing about him in the cart, and it recorded it to him voicemail!" She shouted. "Why did you call him in the first place?" Mordecai asked.

"I sat on my phone. It was an accident!" (Y/n) shouted. "You butt dialed him?" Rigby asked, and the duo laugh at her horrible mistake. She then sits on the steps of the porch in disappointment, with her eyes covered beneath her paws. "He must think I'm a total loser!" (Y/n) said. "Come on! It can't be THAT bad!" Rigby said. "Yeah, stop being such a drama queen." Mordecai said. "I sang a song about how hot he was, and how I wanted us to be together forever." (Y/n) said, still with her eyes covered with her paws and the duo cringed. "Okay, that's really bad. But we can fix it!" Rigby said.

Mordecai takes (Y/n)'s phone, and starts tapping on the keypad. "Yeah, I'll just call him, and say the message was for someone else!" He said. The phone starts calling up Sam, and (Y/n) takes the phone from Mordecai. "Dude, no! That'll make it even worse!" She shouted. "Hi, this is Sam." The voice on the other line said. "Oh, hey Sam." (Y/n) said nervously. "I'm at work right now, so leave a message after the beep." The phone beeps, and (Y/n) hangs up. "He's still at work." She said. "Which means he hasn't checked his voicemail yet!" Rigby said. "Dudes... we have to get to his phone and erase that message." (Y/n) said.

The trio slam the breaks on the cart in front of the Coffee Shop, right in back of Sam's car. They jump out and peer through the window. "Okay, there he is." Mordecai said. The trio gasp. "Oh no!" They shouted. Sam picks up a cell phone, looks at it, and then puts it down on a table. "Oooooh! Burned! He saw that you left a message, and didn't even CHECK it! That's cold, man." Rigby said. "Shut up." (Y/n) said. The trio turn away from the window, and discuss the plan. "Okay, Mordecai and I will go in and start talking to him. You go in through the side,