The Regular Show X Reader

The trio are at the Movie Shack Hut Store. "Huh, well if it ain't (N/n), Mordo and Rigs. Hey, is it V-H-fest time again already?" The employee asked. "Yeah, dude." Mordecai said. "Check out our picks." Rigby said. "Hmm, let's see what we've got here." He looks at the tapes, beginning with Ciao Chow. "Ooh, great director." He looks at Future War 4. "Ah, that's a good one." He goes to Re-Exploder.

"Pre-Exploder was better." He finally moves on to Let Me Axe You Something, which has a "formatted to fit your TV" blurb on the box. "Huh? What the heck, man? Pan and scan? Dude, letterbox! Always! Membership card, por favor." He scans the card, and an error occurs. "Beep, beep?" The duo asked, making (Y/n) giggle a little. "Looks like you dudes have an overdue video." He types in their card number for results. "The Best VHS in the World. Out for 2 months?" He asked. "What?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) face palms. "Of course." She said. "The Best VHS in the World?" Mordecai and Rigby asked.

~Flashback~

The trio are watching the tape on the sofa. The man in the movie drives off a dock and getting zapped into a spaceship. The pug barks and spaceship explodes. The movie cuts to title card with voiceover saying "The Best VHS in the...WOOORLD!" "That was it?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, this blows, take it out. Why'd you pick this one anyways?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, because it's called "The Best VHS in the World", plus it's made of gold plastic." Rigby said. "Next." (Y/n) said. Rigby throws the tape at the wall.

~Present~

"Look, you guys need to return the tape and pay the late fee." The employee said. "But we can't afford a late fee!" Rigby said. "Yeah, and what if we can't find it?" (Y/n) asked. "Then you leave me no choice." The employee pulls out a pair of scissors and threatens to cut their membership card in half. "STOP!" The trio shouted. "Why should I?" He asked. "All we have is a VCR and you're the only place in town that still rents tapes." Rigby said. "Oh, yeah. All those other places upgraded to "DVD". The man said. "Dude, we'll find it! I think I remember where it is suddenly." Mordecai said.

"Hmmm." The employee said. "Pleeeeease!" Rigby begs, and the employee sighs. "Fine, but it's only because you dudes appreciate superior video formats. Get it back here ASAP and I won't cancel your membership. I'll even waver the fee." He said. "You won't regret this." (Y/n) said. The trio run off. "I'd better not, OR YOU'LL NEVER RENT ANOTHER TAPE HERE EVER AGAIN!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave the Movie Shack Hut as the Movie Shack Hut Employee threatens to cancel their membership pulling up his scissors and the membership card itself.

"Didn't you throw it over there?" Mordecai asked, pointing at the wall. Rigby groans as he looks. "I don't see it." He said. "It's gotta be around here somewhere. Check the VCR." (Y/n) said. Rigby does what she says. "Nothin'!" He said. Mordecai groans. "Benson probably put it in our room." They walk upstairs to their beyond cluttered room. "Aw, man. Do you have any idea where it could be?" Mordecai asked. "No, I can't even find my bed." Rigby said. "Ugh. You boys seriously need to clean up once in a while. This room is disgusting." (Y/n) said.

"There's just too much junk everywhere." Mordecai said. "Maybe it's in this empty pizza box." Rigby lifts his trampoline. "Aw, there's my butt-cheek pants! But no VHS." He said. (Y/n) looks at him strangely. "What?" He asked. "Butt check pants? Do I even want to know?" She asked, and Rigby only shrugs in reply. "I know what we have to do." Mordecai said. "Skip town?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" "No, he means clean the room, idiot." She said. Rigby groans while rolling around on the floor. "That's the worst, you're the worst." He groans.

"Why don't we just pay for the stupid tape?" He asked, and (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Quit being a baby." She said. "That's not a bad idea." Mordecai said. The phone rings back at the Movie Shack Hut and the employee answers it. "Movie Shack Hut." He said. "It's Mordecai." Mordecai said. "Dude, the game is changed, I need that tape back by 9:00. My manager's doing inventory after we close, and he'll call collections agency if he finds out it's missing." The employee said. "What would it cost to just replace the tape?" Mordecai asked, and the employee sighs. "You're not gonna like it." He said.