The Regular Show X Reader

In the park at night, Rigby is snoring and waking up to his grumbling stomach, he goes to the kitchen, to get some food for the night. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Ah, yeah-yuh! Pizza pouch!" He hears inaudible voices. Rigby goes to investigate, and sees camouflaged Thomas fighting the man, who speaks in a Russian accent. "Stop! Drop the bag!"

Thomas dodges a stick that the CIA agent tries to hit him with, and chokes him. "Sweet dreams, Cartwright." He said it in a Russian accent. "Thomas?" Rigby asked, and Thomas quickly turns to him. "Hey, what's goin' on man?" Rigby asked. "Not much." Thomas said back in his normal voice. "Is that dude okay?" Rigby asked. Thomas looks back at the guy before looking back at Rigby. "Hey, this is weird, right? I mean, I'm doing martial arts, that guy's dressed up like a garbage can and totally still alive. I think you're in a dream, dude." Thomas said. Rigby nods in agreement, and is about to walk away, but stops in realization. "Wait, I--AH!"

Rigby screams and loses consciousness. "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh..." Rigby falls into the ground, unconscious, the next morning, the alarm clock is ringing, and Rigby wakes up again, groaning. "Rigby, staff meeting! Did you go on pizza pouch bender again last night? Come on!" (Y/n) said. "Last night?" Rigby then comes to a realization. "Thomas!" He shakes in fear. "Guys, it finally happened. I met the perfect girl! Her name is Natalie, and she's a preschool teacher. I will be showing her around the park today. So your only duties are to leave us alone. Just leave me and Natalie alone, people!" Benson said. Rigby raises his paw with a frown, and Benson shakes his head. "No, you can't use the bathroom, Rigby." Benson said. "That's not what I was gonna s—" Rigby was cut off. "You know, Rigby has a point. What about Audrey?" Mordecai asked,

and Rigby looks at him in disbelief. "We broke up, remember?" Benson asked. Everyone murmurs. "I don't recall." Pops said. "I was sad for months? I loafed around the house?" Benson asked. "(Y/n), Muscle Man and Pops, you took me to get ice cream. Skips, you made me train for that marathon. In fact, all you guys had a role in my lengthy healing process!" Benson said. "I don't remember any of this." Skips said. Everyone murmurs again, and Benson shakes in anger. "SECOND ORDER OF BUSINESS!

Today is Thomas' last day. Now keep this under wraps, guys, cause I want to surprise him. At the end of the day, I'm offering Thomas a full-time job!" Benson said. Everyone cheers except Rigby. (Y/n)'s eyes widen with happiness. "Really?!" She asked. Benson smirks. "I knew you'd be happy about that, (Y/n)." He said, and she blushes. "Uh..." she quickly avoids eye contact. "Oh, yeah! I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees how I prank the new hires!" Muscle Man said. "Oh god, these pranks aren't going to be as bad as his starter pack pranks, are they?" (Y/n) asked. Muscle Man smirks, and (Y/n) face palms. "You know, we don't normally hire interns, but Thomas has really been killing it lately. They're killing it in the park!" Skips said.

"AHHH! Listen to me! I was eating a pizza pouch late last night, and I hear something behind of the house, right? When I go look, I see Thomas take some guy out! I think he was speaking Russian too." Rigby said. "What?" (Y/n) asked, her tone was rather harsh and angry. Rigby quickly turns to her. "It's true, (Y/n)!" He shouted, and (Y/n) scoffs.

"As if. Why on earth would Thomas hurt somebody?" (Y/n) asked. "I don't know, but you have to believe me!" Rigby shouted. "Yeah, right, Thomas?" Mordecai scoffs. "It was a dream, dude." He said. "Yeah, obviously." (Y/n) said. "You were having a cheese and grease induced nightmare." Benson said, and (Y/n) snickers, causing Rigby to glare at her. "Oh, I get it! Let's all gang up on Rigby. I'll show you it wasn't a dream!" Rigby shouted. "See? This grease spot is where I dropped my pizza pouch." Rigby said as he walks to it, then gasps. "Signs of a struggle!" He said.

"Pathetic." Benson said. "Rigby, I don't know what's gotten into you, but you better stop it, NOW." (Y/n) said angrily. Rigby was about to retort when Thomas approaches. "Hey, guys! Got the coffee. Wait, what are all you doing behind the house? You don't have anymore surprises on my last day, do you?" He asked jokingly, and everyone except Rigby laughs. "Oh, man, you don't even know." Muscle Man said. "Let's see." Thomas said. "That's the duffle bag he had last night." Rigby said. "Got a triple espresso—" Rigby jumps over Thomas, spilling the coffee and taking the duffle bag. "Rigby!" (Y/n) scolded. "This is gonna prove it!" Rigby shouted.