The Regular Show X Reader

The trio are washing the cart, while Muscle Man is playing the guitar. "You're the pickle on...no...no...you're the cheese on my burger...uh...burger... Yo bros, what rythmes with burger?" Muscle Man asked. "Shmurger?" Rigby asked. "Shmurger isn't a word, Rigby." (Y/n) said. "It'll work." Muscle Man puts down his guitar "What rhymes with "hottest girl in the world"?" He asked. "Dude, Muscle Man what are you doing? Why don't you help us?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) stops washing the cart and sits beside Muscle Man. "What's the special occasion,

Muscle Man? Why do you want to write a song all of a sudden?" (Y/n) asked curiously. "I'm writing a song for Starla. Today marks a special day in the history of our relationship. It's the anniversary when we first made out. And I want it to be really special for Starla. That's why I'm gonna call K.I.L.I.T Radio and get DJ Donny G to play my song and give a shout out to Starla!" Muscle Man said.

"Aw! That's so sweet!" (Y/n) said, and Mordecai rolls his eyes. "Dude, that's not gonna work." He said. "Why not?" (Y/n) asked. "No, she'll totally hear it because she listens to the radio like every night." Muscle Man said. "No, dude. Donny G doesn't play amateur music." Mordecai said. "Mordecai!" (Y/n) scolds. "What? Its true." He said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "Yeah, he doesn't even take requests anymore." Rigby said. "Really? Why?" (Y/n) asked. "We don't know." Rigby said.

"You're wasting your time." Mordecai said. "There's no way they're gonna play your song." Rigby said. "We'll see about that!" Later in the kitchen, Muscle Man calls K.I.L.I.T. Radio with (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in the room. "Hello, this is K.I.L.I.T Radio~" the line said. "Yeah, I like Donny G to play my-" Muscle Man began. "To talk to a K.I.L.I.T representative, press 0." Muscle Man presses 0.

"Are you calling in regard to a song you heard?" The voice asked. "No, I wanna talk to somebody!" Muscle Man presses 0 several times. "ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!" He shouted. "I'm transferring you to our bilingual system." The voice replied. "NO!" Muscle Man presses 0 again. "ZERO! ZERO! ZERO!" He shouted. "Hola, llamaste Radio K.I.L.I.T.~" Muscle Man moves the table & chair. "Uhh! I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!" He hits the phone madly on the table. (Y/n),

Mordecai & Rigby come to Muscle Man. "Dude, Muscle Man, calm down!" Mordecai shouted. "Well that's 0 stars for costumer service." (Y/n) said. "Ugh! I'm a failure of a boyfriend! I can't even do something special for my girl!" Muscle Man shouted. "Why don't we just go down to the radio station and find somebody to talk to?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah, maybe someone there can help you." Rigby agreed. "You're right, bros. I need to take this to the source." The gang go to the K.I.L.I.T. Radio station when they get out of the car and Muscle Man presses the speaker and the security camera turns to them. "Welcome to K.I.L.I.T Radio. Do you have an appointment?~" the speaker asked.

"Uhh...no but-" Muscle Man said. "You need an appointment to enter. Good day.~" Muscle Man presses the speaker again. "K.I.L.I.T. Radio." The speaker said. "Look, I just want to talk to someone." Muscle Man said. "Do you have an appointment?" The speaker asked. "No, I have this-" Muscle Man said. "Good day." The voice said. "Can you believe this place?!" Muscle Man asked. "Not really." (Y/n) crosses her arms. "Sorry, Muscle Man." Mordecai said. "Wait, who's that?"

Rigby asked as a car comes to a parking spot. "Dudes, I think that's Donny G." Muscle Man asked. "Who?" (Y/n) asked. "Donny G, bro. How have you not heard of him?" Muscle Man asked. "What? That's not him." Mordecai said. "Dude, that's him." Muscle Man said. "Yeah, I think it is him." Rigby said. "Watch. YO DONNY G!" Donny G looks at him. "SEE! WOO! DONNY G! HA HA I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! My name's Mitch! Big fan!" Muscle Man said. "Uhh, thanks man." He walks away.

"Listen, I need a big favor. I wrote this song for my girlfriend Starla. Could you have them play it on the air tonight?" Muscle Man asked. "Uhh.." Donny replied. "It would mean so much to me." Muscle Man said. "Yeah dude, come on, can't you?" (Y/n) pleads. "Yeah, okay sure I'll give it a whirl." Donny said. "And do an old-fashioned shout out?" Muscle Man asked.