The Regular Show X Reader

At The Coffee Shop, Rigby and Eileen are playing cards, and Margaret serves Mordecai his coffee. "Here you go. This one's on the house." She said. "Thanks." He replied, then Sam approaches (Y/n). "Hey (Y/n), are you doing anything tomorrow? My family is having a barbecue. Wanna come?" He asked, and her eyes widen. "Family function?! Pass. I can't stand my own family barbecues, Why would I want to go to someone else's?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) giggles. "I don't think he was talking to you." Mordecai said. Sam then looks back at (Y/n).

"Um. So, how 'bout it? Hehe." He said nervously. "Sure. Sounds like fun." (Y/n) said. "Awesome! I'm really excited for you to meet everybody, especially my dad. I think you'll really like him. He pilots the traffic Helicopter for the local news." Sam said. "What?!" Mordecai and Rigby asked in surprise. "Whoa! Your dad is Chopper Six?!" (Y/n) asked in awe. "That dude rules!" Rigby Imitates "Chopper Six" "Psh! This is Chopper Six now flying over a ton of traffic. Bet all of you losers wish you were in this Chopper! WHOO! And then he flies over some burning truck in a fifty car pile up! So cool." Rigby said. "He is really cool, but don't let your guard down. Sam's dad can be a pretty aggressive guy.

It's common in such a male dominant profession. He even refuses to shake hands with any girl Sam brings home." Eileen said. "Oh, come on! He's not that tough. He's a great guy when you get to know him." Sam said. "Yeah. I'm sure we'll get along fine." (Y/n) said. "So I'll pick you up tomorrow?" Sam asked. "Yeah sure." (Y/n) said. "Later." Eileen said. "Great. See ya. I have to shake that guy's hand." (Y/n) said to Rigby.

"What, why?" Rigby asked. "Dude, this is a huge deal!" (Y/n) said, standing up. "What if they don't like me?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby scoffs. "Not like you? Who couldn't like you? I know my family would." Rigby said, and she smiles. "Thanks Rigby." She said. "Trust me, it's gonna be fine." Rigby said. Later everyone is at Sam's house and the whole chipmunk family is having fun. "Sam! Sam!" His mother called. "Hey mom." He hugs her. "So good to see you." He said. "Mom, this is (Y/n)." He said,

and she smiles shyly. "Oh! So you're the girl he's always obsessing over. So tell me, have you two kissed yet?" She smirks, and (Y/n)'s check grew hot, and Sam groans and face palms from embarrassment. "Mom!" He scolds angrily, and she chuckles. "I'm just kidding. But he does talk about you a lot though." She whispers to (Y/n), and she giggles slightly. "(Y/n), let me introduce you to the family. We have Sam's cousins, Ricky, Tommy, Marcie, Robby, Ronnie, Susie, John. Uncle Tim, Uncle Dave, Uncle Bill, Aunt Theresa, Aunt Mary Beth, Aunt Kathleen, Nana Smith, Grandpappy Jack, and over by the grill is Sam's-" "hey dad!" Sam said. "Hey dude." Sam"s dad said as he approaches.

"Hey, you bring that mix tape I let you borrow? Daddy's gotta have his rockin' tunes for Chopper Six." He said. "Whoa. Hehe. What a coincidence. I love rockin tunes too." (Y/n) laughs nervously. Frank scowls at her angrily. "Dad, this is (Y/n)." Sam said. (Y/n) raises her paw to let Frank shake it. "Nice to meet you, sir." She said, there's a short silence. "This the girl you're obsessed with?" He asked,

and Sam groans. "Oh for the love of- I'm NOT obsessed with her!" He shouted, a bit too loudly, catching everyone's attention, and he face palms in embarrassment, causing (Y/n) to giggle a little. "I better rustle up some more burgers on the grill, put some meat on your special girl here." Frank said. "Ugh..." Sam said. "Oh relax. He's just messing around. That's when you know he likes you." Denise said the last part too (Y/n), but she was unsure as she saw him flip a hamburger while scowling at her. "I got to get that handshake." (Y/n) said. Frank flips a hamburger. He tries to squeeze sauce on to it but cannot. He looks into the bottle and notices that it is empty.

He walks away to get more. After this, (Y/n) flips it a few times, then flips it backwards and it lands in Nana Smith's burger bun. People start clapping, then Frank walks over. (Y/n) puts her paw out to shake, but he just takes the spatula and walks away. Then, some of Sam's cousins try to get a rugby ball out of Frank's hand while he holds it in the air. He puts it on the ground.