The Regular Show X Reader

"Alright, everyone. Listen up. I have a new health inspector coming in any minute, so I need everyone on—" Benson said. "On our best behavior." Everyone said with a bored tone of voice. "Ooh, here he comes!" Benson said. A van appears and the new health inspector reveals himself. "That's not our usual inspector." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) face palms. "That's what I just SAID! DO YOU GUYS EVER LISTEN TO ME?!" Benson said, angered after they didn't listen to what he said. The health inspector wants to know who the park manager is.

"Which one of you is the park manager?" The health inspector asked. "That's me, Benson. Nice to meet you." Benson offers a handshake, but Frank doesn't shake it, leaving Benson shocked. "Mmm, hmm." Frank writes unknown information on his clipboard. "Frank Jones. City health department. I've been sent to inspect your park. Now, if it's alright with you, I'd like to get this inspection under way." Frank checks to see if the soda machine is working right, checks the tools, he checks Pops's harpsichord, checks the benches, checks the bathrooms, and finally checks the trees. Later at the park, the park workers are looking worried as Frank tensely writes on his clipboard. "Well, that's it." Frank said. "Did we—" Benson asked. "You passed. Barely." Frank said. The park workers celebrate. "The department will be in touch." He stops, agitated of what he sees.

"Wait... what is that?" Frank asked, noticing Muscle Man's trailer. "My trailer. Pretty sweet, huh?" Muscle Man asked. "No human could possibly live in that thing." Frank said. "What? No way, bro. That trailer is a palace inside. Go see for yourself." Muscle Man said. Frank opens the door to Muscle Man's trailer and quickly shuts it. He sprays paints an "x" on the door with black spray paint. It is implied that Frank is going to shut it down. "What are you doing?!" Muscle Man asked. "This trailer needs to be destroyed. I'm taking it to the dump." Muscle Man said. "What?! You can't do that! This is Muscle Man's home!" (Y/n) shouted. "Yeah! This trailer is the third best thing that's ever happened to me! I won it at a hotdog-eating contest." Muscle Man said.

~Flashback~

Muscle Man is mushing his food at the contest and winning the trailer. "The winner!" And the audience cheers. "Yeah! Alright! This is the third best thing that's ever happened to me!" Muscle Man said.

~Present~

"Look, this trailer is a health hazard and it's getting scrapped!" Frank said. "But you barely even looked at it!" Muscle Man breaks down in tears and kneels in despair and (Y/n) goes to comfort him. "I'm calling the dump!" Frank said. "Wait! Muscle Man has twenty four hours from the time of notice to get his trailer up to code. It's the law!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Uh..." Frank sighs.

"I'll be back in 24 hours. And when you fail inspection, again, I'm taking your trailer!" Frank walks away. "Twenty four hours? Pssh. Probably only take me one. What am I gonna do with the other twenty three?" Muscle Man said. "Muscle Man, we need to see the inside of your trailer." Benson said. "Sure, dudes. Mi casa es your house." Everyone enters the trailer and groans disgustedly at the sight of the trailer's inside. There is nothing clean inside. "Pretty chill, right?" Muscle Man said as he enters. Pops notices flies buzzing around a pan. "Oh, my!" He said. "That's my breakfast nook." Muscle Man said.

"Okay Muscle Man, no offense, but this trailer is disgusting." (Y/n) said as she looks around with a grossed out look. "Agreed." Thomas said. "What the..." Skips sees a hole in the ceiling. "Sunroof, bro." Muscle Man said. "You mean a skylight?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, Muscle Man, what is that?!" Rigby asked. Muscle Man picks up a bowl containing an unknown substance. "Well, it used to be a bowl of chili. Now it's more of a house plant." The other park employees are unimpressed by the trailer.

"Now you know how I live. I need help." Muscle Man said. "Don't worry, dude." Mordecai said. "There's no way we'll let the inspector take your trailer away." Ridgy said. "And if we all contribute, this caravan will be spick-and-span in no time." Pops said. "Yeah!" (Y/n) said. "Thanks, bros. LET'S DO THIS!" Muscle Man throws a house plant. Everyone glares at him with anger and annoyance.