The Regular Show X Reader

The trio are watching CrewCrew. "Alright, so who's next? Who thinks they can take on the legendary CrewCrew?" Alpha Dog asked. "CrewCrew!" The group shouted. Big Trouble walks up. "Looks like Big Trouble's back for more." Alpha Dog said. "Dude, another battle's about to start!" Rigby called to Mordecai. "Ahh, Yeauhhh!" He walks over. "Man, this dude is back every week." Alpha Dog said. "Nah, I got y'all fools this time, hit it!" V-Tron turns on the radio. "You all better watch out, cause Big Trouble's on the mic now, i'll knock all o' your lights out, with my verse,

y'all be cursed, blowing up like fireworks. powwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" He finished. The crowd is unamused. "That's it? Blitz Comet, show this fool how we do." Alpha Dog said. Blitz Comet approaches. "You step to me and you gonna get creamed-corn! All up in your teeth, you reek, you're the opposite of chic, ya freak! Your ryhmes are all antiques. Nobody wants em, they throw em all away. Right from the get go like your brain is on delay. Matter of fact yo, you better get a check up. Go ask your doctor, why you be so ugly from the neck UP?" He rapped,

and the crowd cheers and Big Trouble walks away. "OHHHHHHH!!!!" The duo said, and (Y/n) scoffs and crosses her arms. "What's wrong, (Y/n)?" Rigby asked her. "This whole thing is stupid, what's the point of something like this if all they're doing is insulting each other? It's lame." The young woman said, unamused. Rigby scoffs. "It's not lame, (Y/n). It's all in good fun." Rigby said. "I doubt they're actually being serious with their insults." Rigby said. (Y/n) raises an eyebrow but before she can reply, she sees Pops approach the rappers. "Uh oh." She said.

"What is Pops doing?" Mordecai asked. "A hug can be a wonderful thing. Two arms wrapped around you like a mother's wing. But we're so selfish when we are blue. Doesn't a hug deserve a hug too? Thank you." Pops said, and (Y/n) face palms. This won't go well. "Yo, whatcha say? Nah, nah, nah, nah, hold on man." Alpha Dog said. "You trying to step to us?" Blitz Comet said. "I'm just so excited to hear some fellow poets. I thought I come join you in the celebration of rhymes." Pops said. "Nah, nah, nah, nah, you're not celebrating nothin'!" Alpha Dog shouted, and (Y/n) quickly ran over. "(Y/n)!" Her best friends shouted after her worriedly. "Now, now, before you guys do anything crazy, all my friend here is saying is that he appreciates your talent, right Pops?" (Y/n) asked. "Oh yes!" Pops said. "That's not what it sounded like to us! Yo V-Tron, turn it up."

He starts rapping. "Yeah, CrewCrew's coming at you. Say it twice, don't forget it. Y'all better catch up to where we're at. You're behind the times. Can't compete with our dope rhymes. So you better say your goodbyes. We got Francois, Blitz Comet, V-Tron, the Jersey kid, on the beats. You know we rock. Then Demel-Ishun, the dopest girl on the mic. And Alpha-Dog, I bark the truth, my verses be all nice and tight. So now you know who were are. CrewCrew is the crew shining brighter than a quazar. But your bizarre. Yes, you sir, are a loser. So cover up that freakish dome and head back home and take your poems. OOOH, losers!" Alpha-Dog said.

"Losers." Everyone at the snack bar said. Pops is about to cry, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby were fuming. They quickly run over. "Aw dude. Come on! Pops, are you ok?" Mordecai asked. "While I appreciate their poetic skills, I am not a loser." Pops said. Alpha-Dog scoffs. "You look like a loser to me!" He said. "Shut up!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "You shut up!" Alpha-Dog then shoves her roughly. "Hey!" Mordecai said. "Don't shove people!" Rigby shouted angrily. "Quiet rodent!" Alpha Dog shouted, and (Y/n) growls at him. "Why don't you take gramps back home before he starts crying some more?" Blitz Comet laughs. "Losers."

The Crew-Crew laughs, and (Y/n), Pops, Mordecai and Rigby walk away. "C'mon, Pops, let's go." Mordecai said. "Yeah, these jerks aren't worth it." (Y/n) said. Pops shoves Mordecai away. "No!" He walks up to Alpha Dog. "I'll have you know my verses won many a competition!" He shouted. And The Crew-Crew laugh. "You don't believe me? I challenge you to a competition tonight!" Pops said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. "You mean a rap battle?" Alpha Dog asked. "If that's what you're calling it, then yes." Pops said. "Alright, grandpops.