The Regular Show X Reader

Skips, Muscle Man, HFG, (Y/n), Mordecai, and Rigby are repairing the basketball court. Benson approaches on crutches and almost falls. "Woah!" He said, and (Y/n) turns to him. "Careful there, Benson. You don't want to break your other foot too." She said. "No, (Y/n), I certainly don't." Benson said. "Don't worry bro. Once we re-pave this basketball court, there won't be a crack in sight." Muscle Man said. "Thanks a lot guys. Since you're all working so hard out here, I wanted to treat you to sandwiches from Sandwicci's." He said. They all murmur excitedly. "Perfect!" Muscle Man said. They each grab a menu and read it. "Ooh I love this place!" (Y/n) said. "I'll get the number 12." Muscle Man said. "Yeah! For me too." Fives said. "I'll get number 13." (Y/n) said.

"I'll get the 33." Skips said. "Mordecai? Rigby?" Benson asked. "So we can get any sandwich?" Rigby asked. "Of course." Benson said. "Whatever we want?" Mordecai said. "This menu is your playground." Benson said, and Mordecai snickers. "We'll have the 46." Rigby said. (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "What?!" She asked. Benson turns to her. "Problem, (Y/n)?" He asked. "Uh..." she looks at everyone staring. "Nope! Heh, no problem..." she said. "Okay, two number 46's." Benson said. "Just one. We can share." Mordecai said. Rigby snickers. "Oh. Okay. One number 46." Later everybody continues to work on the basketball court and Benson pulls up in his car and honks. "Lunch is served!" He said. "Oh. Awesome." Muscle Man said. "Sweet!" (Y/n) said. "I'm starving." Fives said, and Mordecai laughs. "Hey, I don't see our sandwich." Mordecai said. "Yeah where's number 46?" Rigby asked. "Let me get it." Mordecai and Rigby chuckle. Benson opens his trunk and throws his crutches and hops to pull out their 20 foot sub.

Mordecai and Rigby laugh. Benson calmly laughs, but then starts to laugh angrily. Mordecai and Rigby laugh quieter and more nervously. "This sandwich cost me $85.00!" Benson shouted. Benson then turns to (Y/n). "And I'm assuming you knew this, (Y/n)?" He asked. "Um... well..." she trails off. "Hey lay off! You said we could order any sandwich we wanted." Rigby said. "I did...I said that. Now listen to me as I say this.

If you two don't eat this entire sandwich by the end of the day, YOU'RE FIRED!!!" Benson throws the sandwich on the ground. (Y/n), Muscle Man, HFG, Mordecai and Rigby are eating their sandwiches while Skips keeps working. "Pssh. We got this." Mordecai said. (Y/n) puts down her sandwich. "Maybe I should help you guys. I don't want to risk the two of you getting food poisoning or something." (Y/n) said. "Nah, just eat your sandwich. Trust me, food poisoning is not something you need to worry about for us. We've been eating to extremes since before we can talk." Rigby said. "Really?" (Y/n) asked. "Yup, or, at least since we were twelve. Remember that time with the cereal?" Mordecai said.

~Flashback~

The villain on the show is sobbing. "Here it comes!" Rigby said. "I hope you've saved room for desert!" RGB2 said. "OOOOOOOOH!" The duo start laughing. "So good." Mordecai said. "Yeah." Rigby said. "Don't go to sleep yet kids!" Mordecai and Rigby gasp. "There's a new sugary cereal on the shelf to finish your day off right! With all the vitamins of a complete breakfast, RGB2io's are the best midnight snack!" The commercial said. "We need these!" Rigby said. "And if you buy now, 1 in 5 boxes have RGB2 toys, saying his catchphrase." The commercial said. "I hope you saved room for desert!" RGB2 said. "We need that." Mordecai said. Young Mordecai and Rigby are at the store shaking the boxes of RGB2io's. "I just hear cereal." Mordecai said. "I think this one might just be a touch....not or exactly the same." Rigby said.

"The commercial said 1 in 5's a winner, if we get 5 boxes there's gotta be a prize in one of them." Mordecai said. Back at Rigby's basement, Mordecai puts his hand in one of the boxes to find the toy. "Nothing!" Mordecai said. "Rigby! You boys better not be awake down there!" Sherm shouted. "We're not!" Rigby hides the cereal boxes under a blanket. Sherm walks in the room. "Rigby what is this?" Sherm asked. "What? Nothing." Rigby said. Sherm removes the blanket and sees the cereal boxes. "Nothing!? This is nothing? You've been digging for boxes again haven't you!? You know the rules son, don't you dare open a new box of cereal, until you finish this one.