The Regular Show X Reader

"Dude, hurry! It's back! It's back!" Mordecai shouted. "Yeah, you're gonna miss it!" (Y/n) shouted. Rigby enters the living room with snacks in his arms. "Aah-ha-ha!" He shouted. On TV, a cute purple octopus appears with yellow Japanese words around it; after fooling around once, it gets scolded by a wagging finger; after fooling around twice, it gets punched in the face. "We now return to... "Fool Me Once, Shame on You. Fool Me Twice, I Punch Your Face!" The audience in the TV studio claps. A robot who looks like ASIMO, with a green computer screen for a face, appears onscreen holding a microphone.

"Hai! (Japanese for "yes") I am Announcerbot!" He said. In the living room, Rigby joins Mordecai and (Y/n) on the couch. "Whoo! Yeah!" Mordecai said. "And now here's Shinehara!" The robot said. "Thank you, Announcerbot. I am game master Mitsuru Shinehara. "MITS!" appears by Shinehara's head. "Before break, Clive from U.K. fool me once..." "SHAME... ON... YOU!" words 'SHAME ON YOU!' show up on the screen when simultaneously spoken. Benson enters the living room. "WH-O-O-O-OA!" The trio said. "What is this?" Benson asked. "Japanese game show."

(Y/n) replied. A gong sounds. The same octopus appears, wearing a headband with a rising sun and holding a sign with a number 2 on it. "ROUND 2!" Announcerbot said. "Now, Clive, try to fool me again." Shinehara said. "Well, I'd like to, Shinehara-san, but you've got some food stuck between your teeth." He replied. "Oh! Announcerbot, please, fetch toothpick." Shinehara said. "Ha ha! Fooled you, mate!" Sirens sound and red alarm lights appear around Clive.

The Japanese word for "terrific" (すごい! - sugoi!) appears on screen. "Yeeah!" Clive said. "You! Fool! Me! Twice!" Shinehara said. Baka Blitz! (Shown is a graphic of "BAKA BLITZ" to the right of Japanese characters ばか (baka) in parentheses, all in a yellow "shout bubble". "Dudes, he's a goner. Nobody's ever completed the "Baka Blitz." (Y/n) said. The walls of the TV studio set open up to reveal the Baka Blitz obstacle course, with a goal at the end.

"You have 10 minutes to reach the goal and grab the Mystery Prize. But if time runs out or you give up, I punch your face." Shinehara makes a punching gesture, almost punching Clive's face. "What do you think the Mystery Prize is? I heard it's a billion yen, which is like a million dollars!" Rigby said. "No way!" (Y/n) said. "I heard it's an 800-pound tuna. You could buy a house with that in Japan." Mordecai said. "You know what I heard? This show is GARBAGE!" Benson shouted. "Clive, ready?" Clive gets into position. A woman dressed as a cat fires a starting pistol. "Go!" Clive starts running through the obstacle course. "Go! Go! Go! C'mon! Yeah!" The trio shouted. Clive jumps on giant sushi, but then he gets hit by a tuna fish.

"Aah! Oof!" He then gets hit by a wall full of punching gloves and falls in a tub of wasabi. "My eyes! No more!" He waves a white flag to surrender. Shinehara appears and punches Clive in the face. The octopus with the rising sun headband appears on screen knocked out. "Ha ha ha! Hahahahaha!" The trio laughed. Benson sighs. "Why are you guys into this stuff?" Benson asked, and the trio groan. "'Cause it's funny. You're a wet blanket, man." Rigby said.

"No, I'm not!" Benson shouted. All four turn to watch the TV. "Attention, U.S. viewers." On TV, an octopus holds an American flag and does a salute. "For the first time ever, we are looking for American contestants. Announcerbot appears with a mystery phone number flashing above him. "During broadcast tomorrow, we will flash phone number." In front of Mount Rushmore, a man wearing a T-shirt that reads "AMERICAN FOOTBALL" picks up a phone and dials a number.

"Be first to call and you'll be on show! You just won!" A gong sounds; in an instant, the man is in Japan, with a pagoda and cherry blossoms around him. "Whoa! I'm in Japan!" He said. "Land line only." Announcerbot said. "I know what we're doing at 4:30 tomorrow." Rigby said. "Not on the park phones you're not." Benson said. "But it says land lines only!" (Y/n) said. "That's a long-distance call." Benson said. "We could win the Mystery Prize." Rigby said. Benson doesn't respond and walks away. "Hm-hm!" The trio said.