The Regular Show X Reader

(Y/n), Anna, Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and CJ are having lunch in the park. "Alright, Rigby. Would you rather...comb your hair with a hot dog, or have feet for hands?" (Y/n) asked. "Pfft! Feet for hands! Run twice as fast!" Rigby said. "But how would you play video games?" Mordecai asked. Rigby gets up in Mordecai's face. "Feet for hands!" He said. "Your turn, Mordecai. Would you rather...live on a houseboat made of garbage, or eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?" Anna asked.

"Portable toilet." Mordecai said. "You'd really do that?" Anna asked. Mordecai scoffs. "Over a garbage houseboat, obviously. It'd smell bad, and then the water would make it smell more, and then you just got a big pile of wet garbage." He said. "So you're saying you would eat a sandwich in a portable toilet?" Anna asked. Mordecai points at her. "Yes." He said. "Huh." Anna pulls a wrapped sandwich out of her bag. "Just so happens I got my sandwich right here." She gasps and points. "And what's that over there?" Mordecai looks over his shoulder to see a portable toilet behind him. "Ooh!" Rigby slams his hand on the table.

"Time to put your sandwich where your mouth is!" He said, and (Y/n) chuckles. "You can't be serious." Mordecai said. "What a coincidence, my sandwich is chicken, too." Anna said. Rigby and (Y/n) shout out an amused 'Ooooh!' in behalf of Anna's playful banter. Mordecai seems to inwardly groan in disbelief as Anna slides her sandwich over to him. "She's got you there, Mordecai." Eileen said. "Nice one!" CJ high fives the female chipmunk. "Are you daring me?" Mordecai puts up his hands. 'Cause if you're gonna dare me, just dare me." He said. Anna shrugs.

"Alright, I dare you." She said. "Oh, so we're just changing games now. Fine, then." Mordecai said. He gets up from the table and begins to walk over to the portable toilet, Anna's sandwich in hand. Anna holds out her hand. "Wait!" She said. Mordecai turns around. "How will we know if you actually do it?" She asked. "Huh, good point." CJ said. Eileen stands up from her spot at the table.

"Right, it's not a legitimate dare without a credible witness." She agreed. "I'll be the witness." CJ suggested. Rigby quickly jumps up from his seat. "Nah, I'll be the incredible witness!" Rigby said. "Me too!" (Y/n) stands up. "I gotta see this!" She said, and Mordecai rolls his eyes at her. He begins to walk away. Eileen sits back down, and CJ grabs a water bottle out of her bag. The two girls turn to Anna. "So.... were you planning that the whole time, or..." Eileen asked. CJ twists the cap off of her water bottle as Eileen says this. "Nah. It was more of an impulse." Anna said.

CJ takes a sip of her water. Meanwhile, Rigby is opening the door to the portable toilet, and he, (Y/n) and Mordecai step inside. Rigby closes the door behind them and switches the sign from vacant to occupied. Mordecai looks around. "Huh. I gotta say, this is pretty classy." He said. "Right? Who knew a toilet would be so fancy." (Y/n) said. "I guess if I needed to go outside I'd do it here.

So you're really going through with this?" Rigby asked. As Rigby continues speaking, Mordecai sits down on the toilet. "I can just vouch for you, ya know. It's no big deal." Rigby said. "I'm a man of my word. So, Anna, CJ and Eileen seem to be getting along." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I guess. I still can't believe that you actually have sisters, (Y/n)." Rigby said. "Me either. I... I didn't think I had any family left..." (Y/n) trails off, and the duo frown at her slightly for a moment. "It's a shame we couldn't meet your other sister yet." Mordecai said. Rigby pulls himself up so that he can look out the window. He sees Anna, CJ and Eileen talking over at the picnic table and decides to make a mockery of their conversation, using a lame impression of Eileen's voice.

"Boy, we have so much in common. Would you rather... go on a date with Mordecai, or dare Mordecai to eat a sandwich in a portable toilet? Oh wow, both?! " He turns around to see Mordecai has finished the sandwich. He immediately goes back to using his normal voice. "Oh, you're done." He said. Mordecai swallows the last of the sandwich. "Easy peasy no big deezy!" He blows into the plastic bag that held Anna''s sandwich and pops it. Rigby hops down from his spot at the window.