The Regular Show X Reader

At the park entrance, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are hosing the grass. "And then I'll live in a mansion with fast internet." Rigby said. "How fast?" (Y/n) teased playfully. "Faster than you!" Rigby sprays at her legs. "Whoa! Haha! Watch it!" (Y/n) said, and Mordecai laughs, but then Rigby aims the hose at him. "Hey!" Anna comes driving in her car. "Beep beep! Yo! My horn is broken, let's go! BEEEEEP!" Anna said. "Oh, Anna's here early. Hey, can you both cover for me so we can go hang out?" Mordecai asked. "Sure, man." Rigby takes Mordecai's hose.

"Cool." Mordecai said. He waves and walks off. "Double fisted!" He makes shooting sounds while spraying with the hoses and (Y/n) laughs. Later (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are picking up garbage. "Stab! Stab! Stab! Stab!" The trio said. "Oh, hey dudes. Sorry about this. I'm taking Anna to see that Swedish movie with the crying, so...." Mordecai said. "Oh, okay." (Y/n) said. "Well, have fun." Rigby said. Mordecai gives (Y/n) his garbage picker and runs off. "I probably won't. It's pretty cerebral and really sad!" Rigby and (Y/n) share a glance and go back to picking rubbish. "Stab. Stab." The duo said. Later (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are wiping the windows. "Hey, uh, sorry, but...." Mordecai said. "Yeah, yeah, we got it." (Y/n) said. Mordecai gives her his napkin. "Great!" He leaves. "Wipe, wipe, wipe!" Rigby said.

~time skip~

Benson talks to Rigby, (Y/n), Muscle Man, Fives, Pops and Skips. "So, if anyone has any leads on this issue, there is a $12 reward." Benson said. Mordecai goes to him. "Oh, maybe Mordecai has some insight on who's been wrapping the public toilet seats with plastic wrap." Benson said, and (Y/n) snickers. "Sorry I'm late. I was moving Anna's couch." Mordecai said. "Oh ho ho! I guess Anna's the remote in that relationship, because she's the one with all the control!

Does anyone want me to explain? Do we get it?" Muscle Man asked. "We get it." Benson said. "I'm afraid I don't quite-" Pops said. "We get it! It's a good thing you're here. I'm gonna need you to help Rigby and (Y/n) change the lightbulbs." Benson said. "Oh we can do that ourselves." Rigby said. "Well (Y/n) for sure, but you? Not a chance." Benson said. "Yeah, I can! I help all the time!" Rigby said, and everyone laughs except for (Y/n). "Why are you laughing?!" Rigby asked. "Bro, without Mordecai or (Y/n), you'd be totally useless." Muscle Man said. "Wha-" Rigby said. (Y/n) stands up angrily. "That's not true! Rigby's just as capable as we are! In fact, he's been doing more work than Mordecai lately!" (Y/n) shouted. Everyone seemed surprised by her outburst.

"Thank you, (Y/n). Come on, Mordecai, tell him how useful I am." Rigby said. "Uhh...yeah, I mean, you're fun." Mordecai said. "Fun? Fun?! Are you serious?" (Y/n) asked. "Whoa (Y/n), chill bro." Muscle Man said. "No, tell him I'm useful!" Rigby said. "Yeah, you're my friend." Mordecai said. "Why aren't you saying the word useful?!" Rigby asked. "Well, I mean there was the time with the chairs, the limousine, the pretzel. You're basically the opposite of useful pretty much anytime we do anything." Mordecai said. "But we did those things together!" Rigby said.

"He has a point, Mordecai. You're really throwing him under the bus here!" (Y/n) said. "But I mean, he was there. And you were too, (Y/n)." Mordecai said. Her eyes widen with rage, "What?! So are you saying I'm not useful now too?!" She asked. "What about all those times we've covered for you and Anna?" Rigby asked. "Well, I mean, it's the least you could do." Mordecai said. "The least...we could.....I quit." Rigby said.

"What?" Mordecai and (Y/n) asked in surprise. "I quit! I can get a paycheck anywhere!" Rigby said. Everyone laughs at Rigby again except (Y/n). "Quit laughing at him! You guys are just being a bunch of-" "don't say it!" Benson gives her a warning glare. "No, I'd like to know what she was about to say."  Mordecai said. "Me too, bro." Muscle Man said. "Assholes." (Y/n) growled. "Language!" Benson snapped. Mordecai scoffs, and ignores that insult and turns to Rigby. "Dude, you can't get a job without me. It's my references that got you this job in the first place." He said.