The Regular Show X Reader

Benson, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, Skips, Muscle Man and Fives are at Pops' house. "Ok, guys. I think we've all noticed that it smells like something died under the house, and it's gonna take a team effort to get rid of it. Muscle Man,..." Benson said. "Hold up, Benson. I got some news." Muscle Man said. He gets up and walks over to Benson, while the others look at each other. He takes out a paper.

"I wanted to let you all know that I've smelled my own whiff of departure. And I too have a list of things I wanna get done by the end of the day." He gives the list to Benson. "Dance on giant toy piano mat. Drive a monster truck. Get comfortable with my body"? That one's crossed out." Benson said. "Wait a minute, is this a bucket list?" (Y/n) asked uneasily. "What's going on, Muscle Man?" Rigby asked. "I went to see Dr. Henry, and, well, I leave this world tonight. It's all going down at Wing Kingdom at 7 o' clock." Muscle Man said.

"You mean like you're leaving the world or the park? The world or the park, right?" Fives asked, and Muscle Man sighs. "I wish I could say more." He said. "Dude?" Mordecai asked. "Take a few minutes to go over the list while I get my papers in order. I hope I can count on your support today." Muscle Man leaves. "I don't buy it. He's gotta be messing with us." Rigby said. "Yeah, obviously." (Y/n) said in agreement. "Yeah, why would he keep something like that from me? I mean, you guys are secondary friends, so I get that, but he'd tell me at least." Fives said. "You're right..." (Y/n) said. "Ah, you know how he is. He likes to put up a strong front." Skips looks up the list. "Swimming with dolphins. Heh heh. He really should do that before he—" He stops.

"Before what, Skips? Before what?!" Pops asked. All of a sudden, a portal opens up and Death drives out with his motorcycle. He steps off. "You?!" (Y/n) asked. "Well hello again, (Y/n). Any of you lot know where I might find Muscle Man?" Death asked. "Uh, uh, he's not here! He moved! Name change and everything, so just go on home, ok? Just go on home!" Fives said. "Yeah, leave him alone!" (Y/n) shouted. Death laughs. "Don't tell me he got cold feet. Hey, no matter.

We'll just stick to the original plan for tonight, of Wing Kingdom." Death said. "What? You're in on this?" Benson asked. "Oi. Muscle Man's time has come. I've been where he's going. It's a frutal place full of misery and anguish. Oh well, haha, have a good one." He gets back on his motorcycle and drives back through the portal. "Bucket list? He leaves this world tonight? And now he has an appointment with Death?!" Rigby asked. "You don't need a pen to connect those dots." Skips said, and Rigby glares at him. "You're starting to sound like (Y/n)." He said. "I can't lose my best friend! Who would I spot at the gym?" Fives asked.

"Hey..." Benson said. "Who would eat my leftovers? I can't just throw them away!" Benson places a hand on Fives. "Don't, stop. That helps no one. What Muscle Man needs right now is friends who can hold it together and be strong for him. Fives stays strong. "And most importantly, he needs friends who will help him finish his bucket list." Benson places the list in his clipboard. Later they are all headed to Muscle Man's trailer. Benson enters the trailer.

"Muscle Man? We have to talk to you about the list." Everyone else enters. "Hold your horses, bro, I'm using it!" Muscle Man's phone rings. "Someone take a message; I've been waiting for that call." Muscle Man said. Fives picks up the phone. "Hello?" He asked. "Yes, hello, this is Dr. Henry. I'm trying to reach Muscle Man with some news about his condition." Dr. Henry said. "It's Dr. Henry." Fives said to Skips and Pops. "What condition?" Fives asked.

"Well...I'm afraid I can't tell you that. Doctor-patient confidentiality, you understand?" Dr. Henry asked. "Just be straight with me, doc. Is it serious?" Fives asked. "Eh...yes, very serious. Your friend Muscle Man won't be with us much longer." Dr. Henry said. "You mean...?" Fives asked worriedly. "Yep." Dr. Henry turns to the window. "Very soon, he'll be in a better place." He said. "Thank you, doctor." Fives drops the phone, he hangs up and turns to everyone else.