The Regular Show X Reader

(Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man, Margaret, Eileen and Starla are watching "The Longest Weekend" at the movie theater. "Ah, mon amor, our love is like the sun, bright and hot, but it burns everything it touches." The man in the movie said. "But it longs for its destructive heat." The woman in the movie said. "My darling, our love is too intense for us to be together for an extended period of time. Only a part when we understand the depths of our love." The man said. "Must you go?" The woman asked. "I must, and when I return after one weekend, our reunion will be awesome." The man said.

"How awesome will it be?" The woman asked. "We can only find out after I return." The man said. "Ugh! This movie sucks! It's called "The Longest Weekend", I thought it was going to be about a party." Rigby said. "Tell me about it, this is killing me." (Y/n) said, and Starla shushes them. "Adieu, mon amor." He leaves, then he stops. "I can not leave you, even for a weekend." They run to each other, then when they kiss, they explode, and the word "Fin" appears on the screen, and (Y/n)'s jaw drops at the ending. "Well, I certainly wasn't excepting that." She said. "Fin"? Fin this!"

Rigby makes a fart noise into his mouth, then Mordecai, Rigby, and Muscle Man laugh, but the girls don't. "Gross, dude." (Y/n) said. Everyone leaves the theater. "Well, that was a waste of money." Mordecai said. "Longest Weekend"? More like, longest waste of time." (Y/n) said. "I know, that thing was like, three hours long." Mordecai said. "Come on, you guys, you survived." Margaret said. "Admit it, that movie was terrible." (Y/n) said. "Okay, it was pretty bad." Margaret said. "HA!" (Y/n) said as she points at her and Margaret rolls her eyes.

"I thought it was a beautiful movie, it really spoke to me." Starla said. "Oh yeah? What did it say?" (Y/n) asked, and her friends snickered. "The only thing speaking to me is my stomach." Muscle Man's stomach growls. "What's that, boy? You want some chili dogs? Come on, everyone, let's go get some dogs." Muscle Man said. "Wait a minute, Mitch." Starla said. "Huh?" Muscle Man asked. "That movie made me wonder if we're taking our love for granted." Starla said. "What are talking about, babe?" Muscle Man asked. "Well we're too close,

there's no space between us for our love to grow. We need to spend the weekend apart to test the strength of our love." Starla said. "I'm failing to see the logic of how that works. How is avoiding each other going to strengthen your relationship?" (Y/n) asked, but Starla glares at her and she backs away. "Okay, forget I said anything..." (Y/n) said nervously. "But babe, we had plans to hang out all weekend." Muscle Man said. "If we can't get through two days apart, how are we going to stay together forever?" (Y/n) looks at Mordecai, while Mordecai makes a look. "If we can't make it on our own, then we should break up." Starla said.

"What?!" (Y/n) asked. "Uhh?" Muscle Man asked. "Don't you think our love is strong enough?" Starla asked. "Yeah, but—?" Muscle Man said. "Then prove to me you love me by staying away from me for a weekend." Starla said. "You know I'll do anything for you, Starla." Muscle Man said. "Perfect. Then meet me at the clocktower Sunday at midnight. And not a moment before." Starla said. "Of course, b—" Muscle Man said. "Shhhh. Adieu, mon amor." Starla, Margaret and Eileen leave. "Adieu." Muscle Man said. "Uhh, are you sure this is a good idea, Starla? I mean maybe (Y/n) had a point." Margaret said. "Of course it is. Sometimes, you got to put love to the test." Starla said. "Whoa, harsh." Rigby said. "Yeah, are you going to be alright, Muscle Man?"

(Y/n) asked him softly. "Pff. I'll be fine. When it comes to the ladies, sometimes you just got to play the game." Muscle Man said. "The game?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, man. When she says "Stay away", you stay away." Muscle Man said. "I don't know, dude. You two spend a lot of time together." Mordecai said. "Look, who here knows more about the ladies, me or Single McSingleton?" Muscle Man asked. 'Ouch...' (Y/n) thought to herself. "Pff. Alright, Muscle Man, good luck." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby leave. "Whatever losers, I'm gonna get through this weekend no problem.