The Regular Show X Reader

Muscle Man is in his car on his way to Starla's eating a bag of chips and listening to rock music. He almost passes by her apartment but he backs up the car. He rings the doorbell and quickly licks the chip crumbs off his shirt. Starla opens the door. "MITCH!" She shouted. "Hey, babe! Ready for our date?" Muscle Man asked. "I sure am!" They kiss. "You look lovely tonight, Starla." Muscle Man said. "And you look... uhhh..." Starla notices Muscle Man's not wearing the same shoes.

"Why are you wearing two different shoes?" She asked. Muscle Man tries to look but he isn't able to see his feet. "Uh... geez, babe, I guess it's been a while since I've seen my feet. I've been takin' a lot of power lunches lately." He said. Starla sighs. "Mitch, you know you'll always be my power lunch, but maybe it's time for us to eat a little healthier." She said.

"I guess I could try eating the salad instead of throwing it in the trash." Muscle Man said. "I know -- let's go on a diet!" Starla said. "Huh?!" Muscle Man asked. Starla takes Muscle Man's hands excitedly. "I'll do it with you! It'll be fun!" She hugs Muscle Man. "But -- All right, babe. You always want what's best for me. I'll eat healthier if it makes my fun bun happy." Muscle Man said. "WONDERFUL! Our diet starts tonight." Starla said. "You mean, after we go to Cheezers?" Muscle Man asked.

"No. I mean right now. I know a new restaurant we can try." Starla's voice gets distorted. "Salad Corral!" She said. At Pops' House, (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, and Hi Five Ghost are watching a horror movie together and making fun of it. In the movie, a monster's chasing a couple who run into the woods. "Yeah, run into the woods, that's safer." (Y/n) said sarcastically, and her friends laugh. In the movie, a monster chases after the couple. The monster looks cheesy instead of scary.

"Oh, no! It's the curse of the dude in the cheap rubber suit!" Rigby said, playing along with (Y/n), and everyone laughs again. Muscle Man runs in. "Bros, it's an emergency!" He shouted. "What's up, Muscle Man?" Mordecai asked. "Yeah, what's wrong?" (Y/n) asked him with concern. "It's terrible! Starla started me on a diet tonight!" Muscle Man shouted, and Rigby pats Muscle Man's fat stomach.

"Sounds like she did you a favor, man." He said, and (Y/n) slaps him. "Ow!" "If it gets any bigger, we're gonna have to add it to the park payroll!" Fives said. Mordecai, Rigby and HFG laugh. Mordecai and Rigby eat more chips as (Y/n) looks at Muscle Man with concern. "This isn't funny! Sometimes you gotta sacrifice for the one you love. I wanna get healthy.

But I gotta do something first, and I need you guys to help me. Tomorrow, while Starla's out with her mom, I wanna eat all my favorite foods one last time. I can't give 'em up without saying goodbye. They made me who I am. Will you help me, bros? One final scarf-down before the buffet closes?" Muscle Man asked. "I don't know dude, are you sure that's a good idea? What if you get sick? I mean, Rigby's body left him when he ate too much crap at once." (Y/n) said.

"Er... she was a point, Muscle Man." Rigby said awkwardly. "You don't have to worry about me (Y/n), just help me, please." He said, and she sighs. "Okay." She said. "Sure, dude" Mordecai said. "We'll help." Rigby said. "No problem." Fives said. muscle Man takes off his shirt and twirls it in the air. "WHOOOO!" He goes up to the bowl of chips and eats some in a very sloppy way. "See you tomorrow, grandmas!" He leaves. "You want anymore of these?" Rigby asked his friends. "Nah." Fives said. "Nah, I'm done." Mordecai said. "No thanks." (Y/n) said.

The next day they all go to Muscle Man's trailer and he has a map laid out with restaurants on it. "Alright bros, it took me all night, but I finally figured it out. Here on this map you can see all the best food joints in the city. Grill ' Em Up, Death Kwon Do, Wing Kingdom, and finally Hot buns." Muscle Man said. "Hot buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns." Mordecai and Rigby said, and (Y/n) giggles. "THAT'S THE BEST DOGGERY IN TOWN!" Rigby said. "YOU KNOW IT, BRO!