The Regular Show X Reader

The trio are drinking coffee on the house's steps. "Alright, let's get back to work." (Y/n) said. "Whoa, whoa, whoa! We should go get a coffee first." Rigby said. "What? We just had a coffee." Mordecai said. "Well, now hang on. Hear me out. We'll go to the coffee shop, get another coffee and a jelly donut...!" Rigby said. "No, dude, we gotta stay here and get back to work." (Y/n) said. "No, dude, we gotta stay here and get back to work." Listen to you, (Y/n). I'm gonna start calling you Benson Jr." Rigby said.

Benson overhears Rigby as he turns on a faucet, and turns his head. "Dude, Benson can't stand it when you leave jobs before they're even finished." Mordecai said. "Oh, please." Benson pops his head into view. "What's he gonna do?" Rigby asked. "Dude, stop." (Y/n) said. Rigby waves his hands. "Fire me?" Rigby asked. "It's Benson!" Mordecai said through gritted teeth. "Yeah, I know it's Benson. That's how it works around here. I don't do my work, and he doesn't do a thing about it.

It's a win-win." Rigby said. "No dude, he means...." (Y/n) makes a gesture with her paw to signal that Benson is behind him and Rigby's eyes widen before he turns to look. Benson walks in from behind the staircase to Rigby, angrily. "Actually, it's a lose-lose, CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!" Benson shouted. "Whoa, Benson! I was just messing around. Sorry about that. I'm just gonna go back to work now, okay?"

He starts running up the stairs. "No, you're not! You're actually fired." Benson points back. "I want you out of here." He said. "I'm sorry, Benson. It won't happen again!" Rigby shouted. "Can't you just give him another chance?" (Y/n) asked. Pops walks in, pulling a wagon with a flower pot. "What's going on here?" He asked. "Benson just fired Rigby." Mordecai said. "Why, what's the matter, Benson?" Pops asked. Benson points at Rigby, agitated. "Well, for one, he never finishes his work." He said. "That's not true. I always finish my work." Rigby said.

~Flashbacks~

First, he's playing video games as a vacuum cleaner runs behind him. Then, he's playing on the spring set as his sack and trash stick lay in the background. And finally, he stands asleep as he holds a running hose.

~Present~

"Okay. So, maybe I don't always finish my work, but, you never tell me how to! How am I supposed to do something I don't even know how to do?!" Rigby asked. Benson face palms. "(Y/n) is the one who's supposed to do that, and I'm sure SHE isn't the problem here. "And If you haven't figured it out even with her help, you're not gonna figure it out anytime soon. I want you outta here!" Benson shouted. "Benson, Benson, calm down. Now I can see why you're distraught,

but perhaps you can grant him one more chance?" Pops asked. "No way. I've already given him too many." Benson said. "But, he does have a point. He's never been properly trained. No offense, (Y/n)." Pops said. "None taken." She replied. "Yeah, I do have a good point! A really good point! Isn't there some kind of training thing or something like Pops is saying that I can do?" Rigby asked. "You mean like another mentorship program with someone else?" Benson asked. "Yeah, another mentorship program. Exactly! That's what I need to get my life back on track." Rigby said.

"Oh, yes, a second mentor. That sounds like a wonderful idea." Pops said. "Oh." Benson turns to Rigby. "So you want a mentorship program with someone else? Well, I'll give you one." Benson said. Shortly later, Benson calls Muscle Man through a walkie-talkie. "Muscle Man, this is Benson. Are you there? Over." Benson said. "Talk to me. Over." He replied. "Muscle Man..." Benson looks off. " ...do you still have that mentoring harness?" He asked. "Uh oh..." (Y/n) said.

Some time later, Skips tightens the mentoring harness onto Muscle Man, then, he plugs Rigby, wearing a straitjacket, into the front plug of the mentoring harness. "Hey, everybody, look!" Muscle Man shakes Rigby. "It's Rig-Baby!" He said. "Quit it!" Rigby slaps Muscle Man's hands off of him. "Alright, Rigby. Here's how this mentorship is going to go down. You have to remain attached to