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"But he's going to be pissed!" Rigby shouted. "Better than him being dead!" (Y/n) snapped. "Hey, hey have you three seen Skips?" Benson asked them. "Rigby sent him to the moon." Mordecai said. Rigby punches Mordecai, who then punches him. Rigby groans in pain. "Boys, stop it!" (Y/n) shouted angrily. "Wait, what?" Benson asked. "We accidentally sent Skips to the moon with this keyboard and now we have to get him back." Mordecai said, and Benson laughs. "Ooh, I love the moon." Pops said. "Come on, where's Skips?" Benson asked again.

"It's not a joke! We'll show you." (Y/n) said. "Come on, let's go! Jeez, you take forever." Rigby said. "Sorry, Pops had to go to the bathroom." Mordecai said. "Twice." (Y/n) said. "So what do we do?" Benson asked. "Don't worry, we got it." Mordecai said. He, (Y/n) and Rigby start playing the keyboard and singing. "Take us to the moon! Take us to the moon! Woah-oh! Won't you take us to the moon?" They sung, but nothing happens. "Ha-ha, very fun-" Benson began. The cart suddenly vanishes. Everyone in the cart screams as they're hurled through space. They crash-land on the moon. Everybody is heard coughing and moaning and Benson gets up. "What is all this junk?" He asked. An assortment of items are sitting before them. "Um, don't get mad at me guys, but, uh, I kinda sent a bunch of stuff to the moon while you guys were in the house." Rigby said.

~Flashback~

"A bunch of baby ducks. Send 'em to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work. Send 'em to the moon." Rigby sung as he used The Power to send multiple items to the moon.

~Present~

"You IMBECILE! What else did you send?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby flinches back from her outburst. Suddenly a Moon Monster appears, who is chasing Skips. "Look, it's Skips! There he is!" Pops said. "Oh great, it had to be a monster." Mordecai said. "What is that?" Benson asked, backing away. "Rigby, we'll go get Skips." (Y/n) said. "We'll pick you up." Mordecai said. "Ok, ok." Rigby, (Y/n) and Benson run towards Skips while holding The Power. "Pops, help me with this." Mordecai said, struggling to turn the cart right side up. "Let's go, let's go!" (Y/n) shouted. The Moon Monster, now in possession of Skips, roars. Rigby sets The Power down. "Come on!" Benson urged. "Give me a break, I have to come up with the words you know." Rigby counts on his fingers. "Ok, I got it." He begins playing The Power. "G-g-g-go away big monster go-go..." The Power begins to lose power. "No no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" Rigby panicked.

"What?" Benson asked. Rigby tries to play The Power, but it's unresponsive. "Dudes, I think the batteries just died." Rigby said. "What?!" Benson and (Y/n) asked. The Moon Monster closes in on (Y/n), Rigby and Benson. Mordecai and Pops have managed to turn the cart upright. "Hurry up dude!" Mordecai shouted. "The batteries are dead!" (Y/n) shouted to him. "What?!" He asked. Rigby recalls what he said about hamboning. 'Hamboning will save your LIVES someday. It'll be all like, "What? You're trying to mug me?" I'm telling you, dudes. HAAAMBONIIIING.' "I know what to do. Hold this." He hands The Power to (Y/n) and runs off towards the Moon Monster, who is about to eat Skips. "Nooo!" Rigby begins hamboning the monster, which distracts him. Skips escapes from the Moon Monster's grip, then runs and grabs Rigby just seconds before the Moon Monster tries to crush him with his fist. Skips, holding Rigby, runs up to the cart, which is being driven by Mordecai, along with Pops, (Y/n) and Benson. "WHOO!

HAAAMBONIIIING." Rigby said. Skips and Rigby jump onto the cart. "I can't believe you just did that." Mordecai said. The Moon Monster pursues the cart. "Use your keyboard!" Skips said. "The batteries are dead." (Y/n) said. Skips looks back at Monster, who is dangerously close by now. Skips punches through cart and pulls out a batch of power wires, which he plugs into The Power. "Play it!" Rigby quickly starts playing The Power. The Moon Monster reels back for a punch. "TAKE US HOME, TAKE US HOME, TAKE US ALL BACK HOME!" Everyone shouted.

They disappear mere seconds before the Moon Monster crushes the golf cart to pieces. Everyone screams as they're launched through space. They land in Mordecai and Rigby's room. All of the walls break apart and collapse, save for the hole Rigby and Mordecai made earlier. "Ha ha ha, we did it! Yeah!" Rigby triumphantly lifts The Power over his head, which Benson swiftly takes. "Hey, that's mine." Rigby said. "Nope, you sent him to the moon so the least you can do is give him your keyboard, right Skips?" Benson asked. "Right." Skips breaks

The Power with his knee. "Awwww." Mordecai & Rigby said. "And let's have it." Benson said. "Have what?" Rigby asked. "THE $60.00 YOU THREE CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! I know you still got it, now, give it back." Benson said. Rigby sighs. (Y/n), Rigby and Mordecai hand their 20 dollar bills back to Benson. "NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!! Ugh, can you believe this?" Benson asked. Benson, Pops and Skips leave the room, slamming the door on the way out. "Oh, dude, this sucks. The hole's still there. Do you think Benson noticed it?" Rigby asked. "No..." (Y/n) said sarcastically, rolling her eyes. Mordecai puts a poster over the hole. "He won't now." He said, and (Y/n) face palms. "Dude, you're a genius!" Rigby said, and the two high five.

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