The Regular Show X Reader

The Unicorns Have Got to Go

then leans back and tries to ignore Rigby, while using more of the cologne, which makes Rigby cough, and the cologne attracts a haze. "I'm over here. "(Y-" he spots a unicorn behind him. "Oh, geez!" He said. The unicorn sniffs. "Whaddaya got there?" He asked. "DudeTime?" Mordecai asked. "Aw, I knew it! Come out, bros, come out! I told you it was DudeTime!" The unicorn said. Five other unicorns emerge from the bushes. "Alright! DudeTime!"

"Yeah! DudeTime, bros!!" The unicorns chatter excitedly. A 7th Unicorn floats down from the sky. "Yo! Did someone say there's DudeTime down here?" Another unicorn asked. "Can I bum a spray, can I bum a spray?" The first one asked. The unicorn grabs the DudeTime and sprays it all over his neck and face. "Who are these guys?" Mordecai asked. "I dunno. They seem pretty cool, though!" Rigby said. "You bros wanna hang out?" The 7th unicorn asked. Rigby gasps. "I wanna hang out! But you're wasting your time with this guy. All he wants to do is get with (Y/n)."

Rigby said her name rather bitterly. Mordecai turns to him angrily. "Dude, what is your problem? Even if I did have a thing for her, which I don't," Mordecai said quickly. "Uh huh." Rigby said sarcastically, refusing to look at him. "Then why would it bother you so much?!" Mordecai asked. Rigby pouts and turns away, he began thinking about her, and just the imagine of her made him start to blush slightly but he refused to acknowledge it.

The unicorns snickered at the tension between the two. "Uh oh, I'm sensing some tension here." The 7th one said. "Yeah dude, romance tension, for the same girl." Said the 2nd one. Rigby's eyes widen and he quickly turns around. "What?! Are you guys saying that I have feelings for (Y/n)?" Rigby asked mockingly. One unicorn snickers. "Yeah, dude." He said. Rigby continues to scoff uncomfortably. "What? Are you serious? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! She's my best friend and that's IT! Nothing more, nothing less." Rigby said, then turns around angrily and crosses his arms. The 7th unicorn snickers. "Whatever you say, man." Rigby turns around again and was about to retort, but decides against it.

"Well, you don't use this to get the ladies. You use it to hang out with the bros!" The first unicorn said. "Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros! Bros!" The unicorns chanted. Rigby decides to pretend the whole argument never happened. "Yeah, hee hee! Finally somebody's speaking my language!" Rigby joins in with the chant of Bros. "Haw haw! Little dude makes me laugh. Seriously though. You're pretty cool, too, for letting us bum some of your DudeTime, so... if you really wanna attract the ladies, we can help." The first unicorn said. "Really?" Mordecai asked. "Aw, yeah. We know all about the ladies." The 1st unicorn said. "Actually, uh, that would be pretty awesome, guys." Mordecai said. "Cool. Just point us to the lady." The original six unicorns are waiting with Mordecai and Rigby at the coffee shop.

Mordecai was still trying to prove to Rigby that (Y/n) wasn't his main focus. Rigby was wearing an open dark green shirt. "Well, this is where she works. What do I gotta do?" Mordecai asked. "Oh, we'll tell you what to do, but first you have to drink from the Cup of Knowledge." The unicorn said. The 1st unicorn hands a sparkling chalice filled with turquoise liquid to Mordecai, who drinks it as the unicorns look on, grinning. Mordecai spits it out in disgust and the unicorns laugh. "Aw, sick. What was that?!" He asked in disgust. "It's definitely not unicorn slomp!" The unicorns high-five. The 7th Unicorn has arrived by this point. "How is that supposed to get (Y- a lady?" He asked, correcting himself quickly, and Rigby glares at him suspiciously.

"Chill out, bro. We're just having a little fun." The 1st unicorn said. "Yeah, fun! Ever hear of it?" Rigby snarked. Mordecai punches and grabs Rigby. "Quit bein' such a jerk!" The unicorns separate the two. "Come on! We won't mess with you anymore. I promise. Got a great way to help you get your lady." The 1st unicorn said. "Great. As long as I don't have to stand next to that total loser I'm up for anything." Mordecai said. "Meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meh meeeeeh!" Rigby said mockingly. Later on, everyone is outside the coffee shop again. "Kay, check it: the ladies love dudes who slick their hair back. Jimmy, give 'im the stuff."