The Regular Show X Reader

The Unicorns Have Got to Go

"Hrrgrh! Rgh! Rrrghhlllghg! Mmmmnnnggghllgh!" "Check this out." He gets some gumballs out of Benson and eats them. "What's the matter, Rigbone? You like that nerd or something?" The 3rd unicorn slaps Rigby. "Yeah, dude. Chill out." He elbows Rigby. "And have a drink!" He sprays Rigby with a soda can, temporarily blinding Rigby. In his confusion, Rigby stumbles between the unicorns,

who have formed a circle with the intention of repeatedly farting on him. Mordecai is sitting with (Y/n) who had just come over on the steps as bassy music plays inside. Rigby comes out to join him. "(Y/n)?!" He asked in surprise. She turns to glare at him. "Hey, Rigby. Mordecai told me what happened." She said. "What are you doing here? I thought you were too busy for us." Rigby said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "That was earlier today, Rigby." She said, and he rolls his eyes. "Whatever.

Look, guys, I uh... I sorta need your help." He said. "Why don't you ask your new bros for help?" Mordecai asked. "Dude, get over it! It's not my fault! If you both would have just hung out with me and played some Strong Johns, none of this woulda happened." Rigby said. "Seriously? That's what this whole petty thing is about?" (Y/n) narrows her eyes. "I'm not petty! You abandoned me!" Rigby shouted. "I didn't abandon you at all! I told you a hundred times that I've just been busy today! It's not like I planned to leave you forever and not come back! That's abandoning!" (Y/n) shouted.

"Well you still blew me off! That wasn't cool, (Y/n)!" Rigby shouted furiously. Mordecai stands up and glares at Rigby. "Lay off her, dude! She did nothing wrong! Look, I'm sorry about the game, but that doesn't give you the right to treat us like garbage! You owe us an apology!" Mordecai said. "I'm sorry." Rigby said, avoiding eye contact, and speaking quickly and quietly. "A real apology." Mordecai said. "OK, I'm sorry. I'm... sorry! Is that what you want to hear? I MISS YOU TWO!!!!

I miss you...!" Rigby looks like he's about to cry, and (Y/n) chuckles before looking over at Mordecai. "Is that a real enough apology for ya?" She joked, and he snickers. "OK, quit being a baby." He punches Rigby in the arm. "Ahh! Why?!" Rigby asked. "That's for psyching me." Mordecai said. Rigby grumbles, and a window smashes behind them. "It's gonna suck for you when Benson gets untied." (Y/n) said. "Guys, you have to help me." Rigby said.

"Way ahead of you, bro." Mordecai said. The trio go to Skips' house. The garage door is open and the lights are on in the house itself. Inside, Skips is bench pressing weights while (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby stand at his feet. "Hey Skips." The trio greet. "We have a problem." (Y/n) said. "Unicorns?" He asked.

"How'd you know?" Rigby asked. "They peed on my lawn." Skips said, and the trio cringed. "So, how do we get rid of them?" Mordecai asked. "Well, that's really hard. They're like insects, but..." he hefts his weights onto the bar and sits up. "There's one thing unicorns never say no to." He motions for (Y/n) to hand him a towel - she does so and Skips wipes his face with it. "Drag racing." Later at the park road, Benson, Skips, Hi Five Ghost and Muscle Man

stand at the trackside. Behind a starting line are (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby in a golf cart, and six of the unicorns in an oversized dragster. Pops is in front of the finish line with two checkered flags. The unicorns are chanting 'Bros'; Rigby joins in until Mordecai stops him with a raised hand and a shake of the head. "You guys know what to do, right?" Skips asked the trio.

"Yeah." They replied. "Hey, boys. Weren't we supposed to race some unicorns, and not a bunch of losers?" (Y/n) asked loudly, so the unicorns can hear. The unicorns shout threats and chant Bros again. Mordecai and Rigby both shot them death glares for threatening her. "You're dead! You're gonna die!" The 1st unicorn said to her. "Horseless carriages..." Pops began. The unicorns are still chanting Bros. " ...

commence!" The dragster takes off at lightning speed, leaving fiery trails in its wake. They are still chanting as they disappear into the distance. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby haven't moved. Skips is next to the cart with a remote control. "This is how you get rid of unicorns." He said. Skips presses the red button on the remote, raising a ramp further down the road. The dragster hits the ramp and flies into mid-air. The unicorns soar through the sky, chanting Bros as they go. "But what if they come back?" Rigby asked. "They ain't comin' back!"

Benson hits a remote control of his own, and the dragster explodes into twinkling sparkles over the city skyline. "Okay, that was really cool Benson, what you just did." (Y/n) said. "That's the only way to get rid of unicorns." Benson said. Later in the daytime, water is shown flying from a hose; it hits Mordecai, who screams in shock. Benson is hosing down Mordecai and Rigby.

"I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here! You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CAR!!!" Benson shouted. "The unicorn one?" Benson sprays Rigby with the hose and Rigby screams. "Coooooollld!" And (Y/n) tries so hard not to laugh. "And you!" Mordecai screams as he shakes in fear. "Quit spraying that cologne! It's not gonna get you any ladies. Idiots..." he walks away. Rigby scampers over to Mordecai and (Y/n). "Wanna go... guys?" Mordecai asked. "Strong Johns?" Rigby asked. "Yeah." "(Y/n), you wanna join us this time?" Rigby asked, turning to look at her. "You're not still busy, right?" "Nope, I'll join."