The Regular Show X Reader

Do Me a Solid

Mordecai shouted. "Argh! Fine, I owe you both 10 solids." (Y/n) said, and the duo smirk. "Then it's a date." Rigby said. "I'm telling you dudes, I'm gonna make my move tonight with Sam. I'm gonna make my move!" (Y/n) said. The duo both roll their eyes. "Yeah, making your move to total loser-dom." Rigby said, and Mordecai snickers. "Guys, be cool." (Y/n) said. " Oh, we'll be cool alright.

But I might have to use a solid or two to get though." Mordecai said. Sam, Margaret and Eileen come out. "Hi Rigby, you look nice." Eileen said. "Oh, hey Eileen." Rigby said flatly. "I hope everybody's ready for an awesome night. I was thinking that maybe after mini golf, we can grab dinner and then, uh, maybe a late screening of Fat Heat. You guys like that movie?" (Y/n) asked. "Wow (Y/n), you really figured out tonight's plans." Sam said. "Yeah, she wants to make it last, cause it will never happen again." (Y/n) punches Rigby for that comment. "Ow!" "Well, I guess we better get going if we're gonna fit all that in." All six walk to Margaret's car. "It should be unlocked." She said. (Y/n) stares at Sam and sighs lovingly, causing Rigby to growl a little. "Hey (Y/n)? Can you do me a solid and hang back with Eileen?" Rigby asked.

"Agh! Fine." (Y/n) said. Later at the mini golf area... "hey Sam, check it out!" (Y/n) sticks two pencils in her mouth, and talks in a Transylvania accent. "I want to suck your blood." She said. Sam pretends to defend himself with a putter. "Aah! Stay back! I've got a putter, and I'm not afraid to use it." He said.

"Hey, Rigby, look at me!" Eileen kicks sand over a pile of golf balls. "I just laid sea turtle eggs, and now I'm gonna swim out to sea. Although, many of my hatchlings won't live to adulthood." She said. The others stare at Eileen. "Let's just get this over with." Rigby said, and (Y/n) snickers, causing him to glare at her. "I'm so glad you're enjoying this." He sneered. "Oh I am." (Y/n) smirks before walking off with Sam. Then Rigby smirks. "Not for long you won't." He said. Sam is now ready to putt the ball.

"Hey (Y/n)!" He calls. Rigby gestures her to come over. "Ugh!" She said. "Do me a solid, and yell as loud as you can." Rigby said. "What? Why? You don't even get anything out of that." (Y/n) said. "Cool, then we can call off this stupid date and go home." Rigby said. "Okay, okay. I'll do it." She screams which messes up Sam's shot, and he glares at her. "Ha, ha. Ha...hey." (Y/n) said sheepishly. The gang are later having lunch together. "Sorry about ruining your shot earlier, Sam." (Y/n) said. "Oh, it's no big deal." He said. "Yeah, especially since you beat us all." (Y/n) said. "I've had a lot of practice. My dad used to bring me here when I was little." Sam said.

"Well, in honor of your big win, I made you a trophy." (Y/n) shows him a figure made out of fruit, and he makes monster noises, and he laughs. "Oh (Y/n), that is hilarious." He said. "Hmph." The duo grunt. Eileen starts throwing spices at Rigby like confetti. "Whoo-hoo! Congratulations on second place, Rigby!" She said. Rigby groans and puts hot sauce on his burrito. "(Y/n), can you do me a solid and tell me if this burrito tastes fishy?" Rigby asked. "Ahh." She grabs the burrito, takes a bite, and notices the spiciness. She accidentally spits it on Sam.

Then she takes a sip of her drink. "Aah! Dude, what did you put in that?" She snapped. "Hmph!" Rigby said. "Oh, wow. Sorry Sam." (Y/n) said. Sam wipes the food off him and sighs. "It's okay. I didn't like this jacket, anyway." He said. Later the gang are at  the movie theater. "Psst, can you do me a solid and get some popcorn?" Mordecai asked (Y/n). "I'm all out of money!" (Y/n) shouted.

He clicks his tongue while pointing to Sam. "Eeh." "Ugh! Uh, hey Sam, can I borrow five bucks?" (Y/n) asked. "Sure, (Y/n)." He said in annoyance. "Thank you." (Y/n) gets out of her seat to get popcorn for Mordecai while the movie plays. "You have a telephone call at the front desk." The bellhop said. "Yes, I understand." A lady walks up to him. "That was the tailor again." (Y/n) passes by Sam with the popcorn. "He says there's nothing else we can do." She gives the popcorn to Mordecai and he starts eating. The lady in the film gasps. "Did he try?" She asked. "He's tried everything!' "Hey, do me a solid and get some butter up in this." Mordecai said. (Y/n) gets up again to get the butter, then returns.