The Regular Show X Reader

Do Me a Solid

"Here." She said. While Rigby eats his own popcorn, Eileen reaches out to hold Rigby's hand. Rigby then gives Eileen the popcorn. "(Y/n), my hands are all slick from the butter. Do me a solid and get some napkins." Rigby said. (Y/n) pulls out napkins. "You mean these napkins? Ohhhhh!" She throws the napkins in Rigby's face. "In your face! Someone just wasted their sixth solid!" She shouted, and Mordecai snickers. Rigby wipes his hands off. "Hey, do me a solid and take the heat for this." Rigby said. "Take the heat for what?" Rigby takes a deep breath, and blows out a fake fart. "Ugh..." (Y/n) stands up. "Sorry. Sorry, everybody." She said.

Time skip

"This is where you live? Wow!" Eileen said as the trio were back home now. "Ha ha, yeah. Make yourselves at home." Mordecai said. Mordecai, Rigby, Margaret, and Eileen sit down on the couch. "Man, I don't know about you guys, but I can go for some dessert, (Y/n)?" Mordecai asked. "Yes, Mordecai?" (Y/n) asked, glaring at him. "Can you do me a solid and get us some ice cream sandwiches? Ahh. Make it a double solid, and get the good ones from the Snack Bar." (Y/n) groans.

"I'll be right back." She walks away. "Do you have any board games?" Eileen asked. (Y/n) later comes back. "Alright, I brought them." She said. "It's about time." Muscle Man said. "What the? Why are Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost here?" (Y/n) asked. "Rigby said there were ice cream sandwiches at this party." He snatches the bag from (Y/n). "Hook it up!" He takes one out and shows it to the others. "Hey guys, you want some of this?" He asked. Sam takes the sandwich form Muscle Man.

"It's getting pretty late. I think I'm gonna go home." He said. "What? No, the night's still young! Can't you hang out a little longer?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeah Sam, we haven't even eaten our ice cream sandwiches yet." Margaret said. "They're the premium kind." Muscle Man said. "Alright." Sam said. "Great. Rigby, Mordecai, can I see you in the kitchen for a second?" (Y/n) asked. "What for?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n) grabs them by the arms. "Aah!" "Ok!" They said. "We'll be right back." (Y/n) said.

"Awkward." Muscle Man continues eating his sandwich. (Y/n) drags the duo into the room roughly. "Ow! Ow! Ow!" They both said continuously. "Let go!" Rigby shouted, desperately trying to pull away from her tight grip. "Oh quit being such babies." She yanks her hand away from them. "Why are you two using your solids to ruin my date with Sam?" (Y/n) demands, glaring daggers at them. "Why'd you use your solid to ruin our lives?" Rigby asked, and (Y/n) face palms.

"Aaagh! Quit being so dramatic." (Y/n) said. "Watch it. You don't wanna mess with someone who still has one solid left." Rigby said. "Hey guys, watch what else I can do with my ice cream sandwich." Muscle Man said to the trio. "(Y/n), I think I'm gonna go soon." Sam calls from the other room. "Fine. Just use your last solids and get it over with. I don't want Sam to leave." (Y/n) said, and the duo smirk at each other. "Okay... Can you do us a solid and..." Mordecai whispers the solid to (Y/n), and she seems to be disturbed. "No, no way! I'm not doing that!" (Y/n) shouted. Rumbles can be heard and the ground starts shaking. The trio look at each other. "You have to, it's a solid!" Rigby said angrily. "You're both insane! I'm not doing it!"

Rumbles can be heard again, but (Y/n) just ignores them and walks over to Sam. "Hey Sam, you wanna check out my record collection before you go?" She asked. "I don't-" he began. "Yeah, Sam, you love music. I'll stay down here with Rigby." Eileen said. "Yeah, and I'll stay here with Mordecai." Margaret said. "(Y/n)!" The duo shouted. "Just ignore them." (Y/n) said. Rumbles can be heard again and this time, Muscle Man, Fives, Sam, Margaret and Eileen can hear them. "What was that?" Sam asked. "You'd better do it!" Mordecai shouted. "Lay off, Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted.

Sam and (Y/n) begin to go upstairs. But, when (Y/n) takes a step on the first stair, a large earthquake occurs, slowly tearing the house apart. "What's happening?" Sam asked. Eileen runs to Rigby. "Rigby!" A piece of the floor breaks and lifts her up slightly, hitting her in the face. Margaret quickly runs over to Mordecai. Rigby points to (Y/n). "It's because you didn't do the solid! Do the solid!" He shouted. "No!" She shouted. The house rumbles even more. Everyone except for the trio grab any securing place possible. "Do it, or we're gonna die!" Mordecai shouted. "I don't care. I'm not doing it." (Y/n) said. "You have to!" Rigby shouted.

Benson, Skips and Pops walk in. "What are you three doing?!" Benson shouted. "I thought I told you not to abuse the solids." Skips said. "It wasn't me! It was Mordecai and Rigby! They asked me to do one that was worth like 10 solids!" (Y/n) shouted. "What was it?" (Y/n) whispers the solid to him. "Wow, that's crazy." Skips said. "But she's gotta do it! It's a solid!" Mordecai said, and Skips eyes them suspiciously.

"What?" The duo asked. "I just don't understand. How did a game of doing solids get so far out of hand?" He asked. He glances around the room, until he sees Sam and (Y/n). He then glances back at the duo and sighs as he puts the pieces together. "Of course..." he mumbles. "What?" Rigby asked, still confused, and Skips just shakes his head in disapproval, before looking at (Y/n). "Kid, you gotta do the solid." He said. "What?! No way!" (Y/n) shouted. "Just do it already, (Y/n)!" Sam shouted. "But you'll never respect me again!" (Y/n) shouted. "Not if you're just doing a solid! That's what friends are for! They come through for each other when they need it most!" Sam shouted. "Wow, I guess I never thought of it that way before." (Y/n) said.

"Sam does solids for me and Margaret all the time." Eileen said. "Yeah! Like tonight, I broke a date so Eileen could go out with Rigby and Margaret could go out with Mordecai!" Sam shouted. "Wait, you're only here because you're doing Eileen a solid?" (Y/n) looks down in shame. "Hey, um, we're really gonna die if you don't do us that solid." Rigby said. Sam screams and jumps as the stairs begin to crumble.

"Fine, you win. I'll do it." (Y/n) stands in front of everyone and crouches down, making weird noises. Pops covers his eyes and Skips shakes his head. "Oh no, bro." Muscle Man said. As everyone watches in disgust, Rigby records it on tape, then chuckles to himself. "Blackmail." He said. "Ok, ok. Shh, shh. Get ready, here it -- here it comes in 5, 4, 3, 2..." Rigby said. "Honk, honk. Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" (Y/n) on the tape said. Everyone laughs, and (Y/n) walks downstairs with a displeased look. "You're watching it again?" She asked. "This is a new version I edited together.

Dude, come over here! You gotta see the look on your face, it's the best part." Rigby said. "Ahaha! Classic!" Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) flares up in anger. "You know what, you two? You're jerks! Have fun with your little tape. I'm going to the arcade." (Y/n) begins to walk away. "Aw, come on, (Y/n). Don't be like that." Mordecai said. "We'll come with you." Rigby said. "No! I'm done hanging out with you two! You're not my friends! I'm outta here..." she begins to storm off. "(Y/n), wait!"

Rigby shouted urgently, and she turns around. "We almost forgot. We still owe you that solid." Mordecai said. "What solid? What are you talking about?" She snapped. "That solid, remember? The one where you told us to destroy the tape." Rigby said. "Huh?' (Y/n) asked.  "Yeah. I was just about to do it." Rigby takes out the tape. "I hope there's no hard feelings." He then destroys the tape. "Aw, man! What is wrong with you?!" Muscle Man asked. "Sorry, guys. A soild's a solid." Mordecai said. "Aw, what? Come on!" Muscle Man said. "Oh, well. I suppose it's true." Pops said. "Hey guys?" (Y/n) asked the duo. "Yeah?" They asked. "Do me a solid and come to the arcade with me?" (Y/n) asked.