The Regular Show X Reader

More Smarter

"No, you're not. I'm smart too, and you're my friend. That's our dynamic, dude. I have a high school diploma and you don't." Mordecai said. "I'm gonna get my diploma, and then we'll see how you like being the dumb one!" Rigby shouted. At Rigby's old High School, a bell rings. "Well, class, this is quite possibly the hardest math problem in the world, whoever can solve it, will be leaving the classroom today with a diploma in their hands." The teacher said. Many students whisper Rigby's name, thinking he'll try to solve it. "Did you say diploma?" Rigby asked. Rigby walks over to the chalkboard and solves the problem. "That...is correct!"

The teacher gives Rigby his diploma. "Congratulations, Rigby, you won't need to go near another school for the rest of your life!" He said. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-" Rigby and the teacher said. As it turns out, Rigby was asleep, with drool on his face. "Oooooooo-" Rigby said. "RIGBY!" The teacher shouted. "Huh? Wha?" Rigby asked. The class laughs, and the teacher is not amused. "Uhhh...Can I get my diploma now?" Rigby asked. "Get out of my class, Rigby." Back at Pops's house, Mordecai and (Y/n) are playing video games, and Rigby starts walking up the stairs. "How was school, Rigby?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh.... It was... fine." Rigby said. "You fell asleep in class, didn't you?" (Y/n) asked with a smirk.

"SHUT UP!" Rigby shouted. "You wouldn't fall asleep so much if you had your High School diploma." She said. "Grrrr!" Rigby goes to the computer. "The lousy High School diploma. I can get my diploma the easy way, online." Rigby said. "Welcome to the Education Mentor. Get your diploma now by taking our online test." A voice on the computer said. "Hmm! Hmm! I got this. Bam!" Rigby said. "First question: Which of the following is not a square?" The voice asked. "Gah... This is too hard." Rigby throws his chair while screaming in rage, he starts shaking the computer. "I WANT MY DIPLOMA!" Ads come up as a result of his rage.

"Ugh! Ads, go away, now!" He starts closing ads, but he rests on one. "Huh? BrainMax? Increase your intelligence? More smarter." Later Rigby is opening his BrainMax. "Welcome to the BrainMax system. Instructions: Take one tablespoon a day. Do not take if pregnant, or one hour after heavy thinking. Will see results in thirty to forty days? What?! I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to." Rigby drinks the BrainMax. The bottle says "Use Only As Directed". Rigby groans as his head starts pounding. Plenty of scientific words go inside Rigby's brain. "Whoa." Rigby looks at the Computer. "I know this now.

Wait a minute. I know everything." Rigby said. Later in the living room, Rigby is doing a 'Smart Guy Quarterly crossword puzzle when (Y/n) and Mordecai come in. "Wait, are you doing a crossword puzzle?" (Y/n) asked in surprise as she looks over. "I sure am." Rigby said. "Hey, I know something that can help you with that crossword. It's called a high school diploma." Mordecai said. "All merriment aside. Perhaps you can assist me with this. What's an eight letter word for idiot?" Rigby asked.

"What the...? Rigby are you okay?" (Y/n) asked, getting worried. "Yeah, why are you talking like that?" Mordecai asked. "I tried "imbecile", "bonehead", "pea-brain", Oh wait! I got it. "Mordecai" Rigby said. 'Oh boy...' (Y/n) said. "You're the idiot, you..." he counts his fingers to see how many letters the word has before he says it. "Dumb-face!" Mordecai shouted. "Hmm. I'm afraid while "dumb-face" fits, it's simply too stupid for this puzzle. Face it Mordecai, I'm the smartest now." Rigby said. Rigby drinks the BrainMax. "What is that? That isn't RigJuice" Mordecai said.

(Y/n) takes the BrainMax out of Rigby's hands. "BrainMax?" She asked. Rigby tries to get it back. "Get your hands off that! Gimme that!" Rigby said. "Rigby! How much of that have you been drinking?! It's bad for you if you have too much at once!" (Y/n) shouted. "You're not my mother, (Y/n)! Give it back!" Rigby shouted, trying to reach for it, and Mordecai snatches it from (Y/n). "Mordecai!" (Y/n) scolded. He laughs and takes a sip and now feels pain in his head, shocking Rigby and (Y/n). "Mordecai!" (Y/n) shouted again, this time worriedly. "First of all, I wanna contradict your earlier statement." Mordecai writes a math problem on the living room window.