The Regular Show X Reader

Go Viral

Pops asked as he approaches. "Oh, Pops, You don't wanna touch that, we're trying to make a movie." Mordecai said. Pops gasps. "Does your movie have sound? Back in my day we used to call those talkies." Pops said. "Ha'yeah, we're making a movie about jumping on the trampoline." Mordecai said. "We used to call those jumpies. Can I be in your jumpy?" Pops asked, and (Y/n) giggled. "Hey guys, if we put more weight on the trampoline, we could get more air, right?"

Rigby asked his best friends. "Yea, ok, but..." (Y/n) said. Rigby points to Pops who sees a nickel on the ground. "Oh, somebody's dropped a shilling!" Pops reaches for it and his head lands on the ground with his body in the air and laughs. "You wanna be in our movie, Pops?" The duo asked, but (Y/n) was still a bit unsure about this. The four are now all jumping on the trampoline. "Quartet jump!" Mordecai said. "Whee! Oh ho ho!" Pops said. "Hmm. I guess that was pretty high. But it wasn't a million views high." (Y/n) said. "What we need is more power." Rigby said. "Yeah. Dude! I know exactly how!" Mordecai said.

Pops is standing on top of the cart, with Mordecai holding a rope, at the top of which is hoisted a refrigerator. "Uh, I don't know about this, are you sure this is a good idea?" (Y/n) asked with a trace of concern. "Aw, don't worry, (Y/n), he'll be fine." Rigby said. "Okay..." she said, still uncertain. "OK, Pops, you're going to do a double-jump with that refrigerator." Mordecai said.

"I'm going to be on the interwebs! Ho ho ho!" Pops said. "Alright, on three. One, two, three!" Mordecai said. "Jump!" Pops jumps, and flies to the heavens, laughing. "Dude, this is gold!" Mordecai said. "Wait til Muscle Man sees this!" Rigby said. Pops screams and laughs, still flying upwards. "Dudes, look how high he's goin'!" Mordecai said. Pops disappears through a loophole in the sky and (Y/n) gasps. "POPS!" She shouted.

"Where'd he go?" Rigby asked. "Don't worry, he'll fall down any second." Mordecai said. "Guys, he's not coming down!" (Y/n) said. "Oh, no. Oh no! Guys, we've gotta go get him!" Mordecai said. "What? But we've still got to take care of the viral video." Rigby said. "Rigby, he could be dead. I'm going after him and you're both coming with me." (Y/n) said. The trio get on top of the golf cart, with Mordecai again holding the refrigerator rope. Rigby has the camera. "Ready?" Mordecai asked.

"Just a sec. Might as well have a follow-up video." Rigby said, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. "OK. One, two, three!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby jump, and fly to the heavens, screaming, disappearing into the loophole. The trio are now in what looks to be the inside of a computer. Various viral videos are shown on screens. "Huh?" Mordecai asked. "Woah. This footage is gold! We'll definitely beat Muscle Man with this." Rigby said. "Priorities, dude. First we get Pops." (Y/n) said. "Yeah, wherever he is." Mordecai said. "What is this place?" (Y/n) asked as she looks around.

"Kinda looks like an insane asylum." Mordecai said, and (Y/n) cringes. "You just had to put that image in my mind, didn't you?" She asked him, and he shrugs. "Hey, look: it's Wedgie Ninja!" Rigby said. A screen of Wedgie Ninja is showing. "Help me." He said. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "What's your name?" "Pops." The trio turn to see him. "Pops!" (Y/n) shouted. "Step over to your right, Pops." The woman on the screen said. "Is this my passport photo for the interwebs?" Pops asked.

"Sort of." She replied. "Ooh, I love photos. I am ready, madame." Pops said. "Say 'doomed for eternity.'" She said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "Doomed for eternity! Oh!" Pops said. "No!" Rigby shouted. A screen shows Pops endlessly bouncing on a trampoline shows. "Pops!" (Y/n) shouted worriedly. The trio run over to the woman on the screen. "Who are you and what did you do to Pops?" Mordecai asked. "My job. I'm the warden of the internet. Pops made the mistake of trying to make a viral video." She said. "So?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that!" (Y/n) shouted. "The internet should be a serious place used for writing research papers and maybe for keeping in touch with relatives once in a while. These silly viral videos are a disease. They must be contained."

The warden said. "But that's not fair!" (Y/n) said. "Yeah, we're just trying to make entertaining videos." Rigby said. "Wrong! All these people need to be punished, forced to live their stupidity on repeat forever." The warden said. "You're insane." Rigby said. "It's not even Pops' fault. He was just doing us a favor. Isn't that right, Pops?" Mordecai asked. "I don't like the interwebs, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby!" Pops said. "Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of there!" (Y/n) said. "Wait a minute. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby? You're supposed to be in Pops' video.

Now I have to reconfigure the laser video transporter for three more criminals that will spend eternity in endless loop for their interweb crimes." (Y/n) and Rigby look at each other fearfully. Rigby then quickly pushes the pause button and stops her. "People of the internet: we're gonna get you out of here but we've gotta leave right now. Go into all the videos and get as many people as you can." (Y/n) said. The video screens all start to evacuate and shrink into the ground. "Pops, jump!" Pops jumps from his screen into Rigby's arms, and Rigby backs into a red power button, turning the Warden's screen on. "Crimes! What?" She looks around to see everyone escaping, then looks at the quartet angrily. "You!" She said angrily.

"Guys! Up here!" (Y/n) said to her friends. Mordecai, Rigby and Pops escape through a screen as she helps them up. The warden's screen breaks loose from its cables and chases them. "Old man horseshoes!" Rigby shouted. "Come on! Come on!" Mordecai said. "You'll never get out of here alive!" They quickly run over to a car. "Get in! Wait. Who's driving this?" (Y/n) asked. "Roadhog!" Rigby said in terror. They scream as the car drives for the canyon. "We're gonna die!" Mordecai shouted. "Look!" Pops shouted. A portal appears in the air. (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby, Pops, and Old man horseshoes jump out of the car and through it. Mordecai is carrying Roadhog. They arrive back in the computer where the viral characters are waiting.

"Alright, everybody. To the portal - quick! Come on, come on! Now you, (Y/n)!" Mordecai said. She makes it to the hole but the warden grabs her by the ankle with her cables and she screams. "No!" Mordecai said. "Let go of her!" Rigby shouted angrily, as he grabs her and tugs hard, trying to help free her. "Ha ha ha! Huh?!" The warden asked. "Wedgie Ninja!" Rigby said. Wedgie Ninja is giving the Warden a wedgie. "I don't know how much longer these panties are gonna hold!" Rigby quickly helps (Y/n) out of the cables. "Go, now! Guys... link to my video." Wedgie Ninja said.

"We'll never forget you, Wedgie Ninja." Rigby said. The warden's screen explodes as (Y/n), Mordecai, Rigby and Pops tumble into a portal. Back at the house, Muscle Man and Hi Five Ghost are sitting on the front steps. "Where are those clowns? Probably skipped town because they know they won't win the bet." Muscle Man said. Viral characters tumble from the sky onto the trampoline and his eyes widen in surprise. (Y/n), Mordecai, Pops, and Rigby land on top. "What are you guys doin'?"

Muscle Man asked. "Mmmakin' viral videos!" Rigby said. "Huh?!" Muscle Man asked. Glockenbear falls from the sky, lands on Muscle Man, plays a brief jingle, then farts on Muscle Man's stomach. (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are watching this on video later. Muscle Man is standing next to them. (Y/n) bursts into laughter. "Ha ha ha! Oh, man, that's the best part. And two million views cannot deny." Mordecai said. "You know what else is the best part? Gettin' twenty dollars from this guy!" Rigby said. "Woaaaaah!" The trio said. Several viral characters join in and Pops laughs. "Don't you losers have somewhere to be?" Muscle Man asked.