The Regular Show X Reader

Rap It Up

Crew-Crew never backs down! So it's on." Alpha Dog said. The Crew-Crew walk away. "You're going down!" Francois said. "You're gonna get yours, buddy!" Demel-Ishun said. "Uh, Pops, did you just challenge professional rappers to a rap battle?!" (Y/n) asked worriedly. "Don't worry, (Y/n). It will be fine." Pops said. "Alright Pops, we can't let you do this by yourself." Mordecai said. "Yeah, those guys are gonna walk all over you!" Rigby said. "Plus, we know way more stuff about this than you do. So Rigby and I will rap with you in the battle." Mordecai said. "I will too. I'm not very fond of it, but I'm not letting anyone get away with insulting my friends." (Y/n) said. "Really!? Our own crew, good show!" Pops said. The four are back at the house together.

"Alright guys, here's how you battle. Rigby, show em." Mordecai makes a beat. "Hey Mordecry, oh I mean Mordecai, didn't mean to diss you please don't run away and hide, saw you sobbing at that movie 'A Very Happy Bride', here I'll pass you a tissue, try to have some male pride!" Rigby rapped, and (Y/n) chuckled. "See Pops, it's easy!" Mordecai said. "As for (Y/n) the men don't like her sensitive side, like Sam for example but I guess that's implied!" Rigby continued. "Okay, dude." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai snickered. "He won't get with you, he just won't get with you, not gonna get with you, never gonna get with you-" Rigby still rapped. "Okay, we get it!" (Y/n) shouted. "I'm just keeping it real." Rigby said.

"Now you try Pops." Mordecai said. "But he's just making fun of you two!" Pops said with concern. "Yeah, That's kind of the idea, Pops." (Y/n) said. "Just give it a shot." She said. Rigby starts a beat, but Pops struggles to do it. "No, I won't do it!" He shouted. "What!? C'mon, you said you wanted to win! (Y/n) you try." Rigby said. "Being negative and hurting someone's feelings is no way to win a competition! The power of poetry lies in expressing the beauty of everything around you!" Pops said. "What?" (Y/n) asked. "You're not making any sense." Mordecai said. "Come, I'll show you!" Pops said. The quartet later sit outside together. Pops puts a peaceful record on and clears his throat. "What is this place, this magical field,

it's wide and it's open, nothing's concealed. It's scenic and peaceful for us to enjoy, why this is the park, good show old boy!" Pops rapped. "Wow, he's not bad." (Y/n) said. "Yeah!" Rigby said. "A place of great beauty for plenty to use, it inspires us all so go spread the news, to man woman and child or begging cowboy, this is the park, good show old boy!" Pops continued. "Where's this stuff coming from?" Mordecai asked. "Man, he's getting into it!" Rigby said, and (Y/n) laughs. "Yeah!" She said. "The key to this place puts a smile on your face,

it is the people it does employ!" Pops said as he approaches his three friends. "Why this is the park, good show old boy!" The four said, then laugh. Then hear mean laughter from the Crew-Crew as they walk up. "Yo, is he for real with that?" Blitz Comet asked. "Good show old boy?" Demel-Ishun asked mockingly. "You're gonna have to do better than that if you wanna beat us tonight. you big headed loser." Alpha Dog said. "You call him a loser one more time-" (Y/n) began threateningly. Alpha Dog got in her face. "And what, rat? Huh? What are you gonna do? Huh? Huh?" He asked. "Hey back off!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, beat it!" Rigby snapped.

"Hmph! Go ahead and make snide remarks. Me and my crew are taping into the power of poetry, and the beauty of our verses will be sure to knock your socks off." Pops said, and the group laugh. "See you fools tonight, unless you're too afraid to show up." Alpha Dog said. "We'll be there." Pops said, and the Crew-Crew walk away. "Lo-sers." Alpha Dog said. (Y/n) scoffs. "Puh-lease! Is that really the only insult they have?" She asked mockingly. "Their rhymes are clever but they don't come from the heart. As long as we're true to ourselves we can't lose.

Oh look, ice-cream truck!" Pops runs away. The trio look at each other worriedly. Later the trio walk into the kitchen where Skips is eating. "Ugh, dudes, this is not good! We gotta find a way to back out of the battle." Mordecai said. "Yeah man, I'm totally with you, those guys are gonna destroy us!" Rigby said. "(Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby, look! I have a surprise for you."