The Regular Show X Reader

Under the Hood

"No wait!" Rigby shouted. "Now get out of here, and get back to work!" Benson slams the door shut and (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look at each other, frowning. The trio then go to Skips' place. Mordecai opens the door. "Hey Skips." He said. Skips turns his head to look at them. He has buffalo sauce all over his mouth. "What? You coming to get me fired, too?" He asked.

"Give it a rest, Skips. We thought he was guilty." (Y/n) said. Skips turns around holding a bowl of buffalo wings. "Well it's just wing sauce. Muscle Man got me hooked on this stuff, before you got him fired." Skips said. "We didn't mean to, okay?" (Y/n) asked. "Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh, about that. Do you know anything about who did the graffiti?" Mordecai asked. "It could be Park Avenue." Skips holds his buffalo wing. "Park Avenue?" Rigby asked. "A young graffiti artist who has been all over lately." Skips smiles while wiping his mouth. "He's not bad." He said. "That's probably the guy we saw!" Mordecai said. "It definitely was." (Y/n) said. "You gotta tell Benson." Skips said. "We tried to tell Benson. He didn't believe us." Rigby said.

"Then you're gonna have to catch him yourselves. But it's not gonna be easy. He strikes without warning and he vanishes with the wind. Say, where is Muscle Man anyway?" Skips asked. "Following his real dream." Rigby said. "Whatever that is..." (Y/n) said. "He said that?! Oh, no...." Skips said. Muscle Man is at Open Mic night at the Coffee Shop. "And now for a comedian I know you're gonna like: Muscle Man!" The crowd applauds. "Good evening everyone! So, I just threw out my old couch. It weighed about 300 pounds and smelled like a pile of butts.

You know who else smells like a pile of butts? MY MOM!" The crowd gets bored. Muscle Man looks at Hi Five Ghost, who shrugs in confusion. Muscle Man taps the mic. "Excuse me I said, my mo—" "Get off the stage!" Someone shouted, and the crowd laughs. "Ah, you jerks are jerks! You don't even understand comedy!" Another person throws a tomato at Muscle Man's face. The crowd laughs at him again. Muscle Man screams and chases the crowd while they run away.

"Muscle Man, no!" Fives shouted. "Aw, yeah! No way he's gonna resist a white trash can. We'll hide over there and then, BAM!" Mordecai said. "Straight to jail!" Rigby shouted. "What's the matter Park Losernue? Don't like jail?" (Y/n) taunted. Rigby starts to pretend he's sad. "You miss your family?" He asked. "Looks like your kids will never see their Park Dadenue." Mordecai said, and the trio laughed. As they do so, they don't seem to notice Park Avenue spraying paint on the white trash can.

He runs away, and a sloppy portrait of Rigby's face can be seen. "Ah, what!? Why is it only me?" Rigby asked. "Because (Y/n) and I aren't losers." Mordecai said. "Argh! It doesn't even look anything like me!" Rigby said. "Dude, it's like you're looking into a mirror." (Y/n) said. "Shut up!" Rigby hears spray painting and sees Park Avenue, while pointing at him. He gasps. "There he is!" He shouted. Park Avenue runs away, exposing an offensive spray painting of Mordecai. Rigby giggles and points at the painting and (Y/n) also giggles. Mordecai punches Rigby in the stomach.

"OW!" He shouted. They then hear more spry painting and the trio turn to see an awful painting of (Y/n). The two smirk at her knowingly, with Rigby about to say a sassy remark, but (Y/n) glares at him. "Not. A. Word." She said. "Come on, let's go!" Mordecai said. Rigby groans and he and (Y/n) follow Mordecai. The trio chase Park Avenue, but he is able to paint a wall, the Taco'Clock bus, a bench, the cart, a toilet, and Pops' head ensues. "How does he keep getting away from us?" Rigby asked, out of breath. "I don't know. It's like he's just messing with us or something." Mordecai said, also out of breath. "I'm sure that's what he's doing." (Y/n) said, she was out of breath as well. Muscle Man comes back all dirty with Hi Five Ghost riding his scooter he mentioned he painted orange.

"Sup, lamers." He said. "Oh, how's...it going...man?" Mordecai asked. "Are... you... okay...?" (Y/n) asked. "Muscle Man, heeeyyy. What's up?" Rigby asked. "Good. Awesome. Not that we're desperate for cash or nothing. But we're offering a one time deal on High Five's sweet ride." Muscle Man said. "How much do you want for it?" Rigby asked, but gets elbowed by Mordecai. "Um...any...amount...." Muscle Man said. "Thaaaat's alright. I think we're good for now." Mordecai said. "Fine! We don't need your money anyway, it probably smells like a pile of butts.