The Regular Show X Reader

Think Positive

Benson was looking at her in concern. "Well, can you maybe try a little harder to get them to listen?" Pops asked. "I uh..." she looks at Benson, then Pops. "Sure, Pops." She said. The duo walk back down the stairs to the cart. "So what did Pops want?" Rigby asked. "Noth— You guys are STILL NOT—" (Y/n)'s eyes widen and she quickly waves her hands at him frantically. Benson talks through his teeth. "You guys are still not done?" He asked. "What? You told us to take it nice and easy." Mordecai said. "Yeah, I get it now. It takes time to do things right." Rigby said. "You rush, you make mistakes." Mordecai said. (Y/n) face palms. "That's not the point he was trying to make." She said. "And then we started thinking—why clean something anyways? Dirt is a natural thing. It's like part of life you know?" Benson furiously turns red and angrily sizzles.

(Y/n) was getting pissed too, as she knew that they were just messing with them and she did not like it. "Yeah and like, what is a hose? Hose..." Rigby said. "Hose..." Mordecai said. "Hose...?" Rigby asked. "Hose..." Benson angrily growls, still red. "Yeah, exactly. But when you turn it on..." Rigby accidentally sprays water on (Y/n), which ticks her off. "...Sorry." Rigby said. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" (Y/n) shouted. Benson furiously kicks Mordecai and Rigby out of his sight. "GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!" Mordecai and Rigby run away. "Benson, (Y/n), what did we just discuss?" Pops asked. "Yeah, but come on, Pops. They were totally—" (Y/n) tried to explain.

"Guys, I'm serious about this issue. Now if you yell at them again, I'm going to have to write you up." Pops said. Benson rubs his face and angrily growls. "Okay, okay. We'll try to get it under control." Benson said. Later Benson's on the computer searching "Free anger management tips" "Recite a personal mantra. Omm? What does that even mean? Next." Benson searches again. "Oh! Hello, friend. I'm Fitch Munderson." A dog runs up to him. "And this is Kimmy." Fitch said. "Okay, where's this going?" Benson fast-forwards the video.

"We have a sure-fire way to help you control your anger, for only $60." Fitch said. "Nope." Benson searches again while the screen is loading, then clicks several times while the screen is still loading. "Ugh, come on! Close!" He growls angrily. "Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm." He sighs. "Huh. I guess it works." He said. The whole place has been torn apart. Mordecai and Rigby are seen searching for something, and (Y/n) was there too, looking like she was about to blow from anger. "Hey, Benson. Have you seen the keys to the cart?" Mordecai asked.

"Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm. Omm." Benson said. "We can't find them anywhere." Rigby breaks a vase accidentally. "Uh-oh." He said. From the window, two people are seen driving the cart. "Never mind. I think I know where they are." Mordecai said. "YOU MEAN YOU DESTROYED THE ENTIRE PLACE FOR NO REASON?!" (Y/n) shouted. "RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" Benson shouted. The duo scream and run away. "Benson! (Y/n)! I warned you!" Pops writes on a clipboard angrily. "Wait, what? You're actually writing us up?" (Y/n) asked. "You know what happens next, don't you?" Pops hands Benson and (Y/n) the papers angrily.

"Of course—verbal warning, write up, fired. But you wouldn't fire us, Pops." Benson said. "I'll do what I must." Pops said. "What? Pops, you can't take this job away from me! It's all I have!" (Y/n) said desperately. "I'm sorry, (Y/n). If you yell at Mordecai and Rigby again, I'll be forced to fire you." Pops leaves. Benson furiously turns red and angrily begins to jump several times while grunting in anger. "Benson, ca- calm down, just try counting to ten." (Y/n) said, as his anger started to scare her a little. Benson furiously turns around and angrily grunts.

"Maybe make it a hundred." (Y/n) said nervously. "One, two..." the duo go outside. "...seven, eight, nine..." then near the shed. " ...75, 76, 77..." Benson stops and he and (Y/n) see Mordecai and Rigby covered in pink paint laughing. "Oh! Hey, (Y/n), what's up? We're finally painting the shed." Mordecai said. Rigby throws himself on the wall, followed by Mordecai, who goes through the wall. (Y/n) face palms, anger quickly flooding in, but she tried her best to conceal it. Benson turns red and angrily growls.