The Regular Show X Reader

Think Positive

"78, 79, 80, 81..." he said. "Dude, what's he doing?" Rigby asked. "82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87...." Benson continued. "I dunno. But what do you think he'll do when he gets to a hundred?" Mordecai asked. "...88, 89, 90, 91..." the duo said, and Benson furiously stops and angrily growls. "...92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99..." the duo continued. (Y/n) wanted to yell at them to shut up, and was about to, when she remembered she couldn't. She just sighs angrily and storms off. Later, Benson furiously walks into Corners bookstore. Benson angrily puts the Fitch & Kimmy book on the table, leaving a hot handprint. The cashier checks the book, then, Benson angrily walks out. He's now in his apartment, room 1635. Benson inserts the tape into the Walkman and rests. "The key to managing your anger is control. For example: One should never yell, even if it's to pass the salt." Benson has a flashback to when he was young and his family was all talking loudly at the dinner table.

~Flashback~

"Pass the salt, please." Young Benson said. "Quiet! Benson has something he wants to say." His father said. "Um, pass—" Young Benson said, embarrassed and blushing. "Look here, son! You're never gonna get anything in this life if you don't yell for it!" His father said. Young Benson angrily starts raising his voice. "Pass.... Pass the salt!" He shouted. "Atta boy!" Benson's dad passes the salt shaker to Benson. Suddenly, an earthquake occurs, showing a giant angry Pops ripping off the roof. "Benson! You're fired!" Pops points at Young Benson angrily. "NOOOOOO..."

~Reality~

Enraged, Benson furiously steps on and angrily throws the Walkman, breaking a portrait. He then violently jumps into the TV, outside, Benson is angrily screaming. An easy chair is thrown out and breaks a window and ends up destroyed. Benson looks at himself in the mirror. He's red again. K"eep it together, Benson." He looks at the mirror. His eyes are very stressed. "You still got a whole day of work left." He said. Back at the park, Benson is angrily walking and leaving fiery footprints in the ground. "Hey, buddy, are you okay?" A guy asked. Benson knocks him out of the way violently. "I'm fine! Fine..." he said. Mordecai and Rigby drive fast past Benson in the golf cart. Mordecai is driving blindfolded.

"Almost the record, almost the record!" Rigby said. They crash into a tree and fall to the grass. "Not quite the record." Rigby said. Mordecai and Rigby come up to Benson, who is already heated with rage. "Benson, uh, look, we're sorry, man." Mordecai said. "Are you?" The duo flinch and quickly turn around to see (Y/n) with her arms crossed, a scowl on her face. "Oh! Hey, (Y/n)." Rigby said. The duo then quickly take notice of her paws, which seem to almost be glowing as she clenched them. "Uh, (Y/n)? Are you okay? Your paws..." Mordecai said.

"What about them?" She asked with a deadly tone. "There... uh..." Rigby said. "Just say it!" Mordecai and Rigby both end up being blown back, and quickly stand up and look at her in surprise. Rigby inches closer to her. "(Y/n), are you okay? I feel like something's seriously wrong with you." He said with concern. Mordecai quickly grabs him and pulls him away. "Stay back!" He shouted. "But..." Rigby looks back at her paws and his eyes widened. "(Y/n), you just... hurt us..." "No..." Benson said. "I'm not gonna yell." Benson said. "I'm not... gonna... yell..." Benson said. His gumballs turn a bright orange, then, four gumballs go up in the air, catching on fire, then the rest catch on fire, and the four gumballs spin in a circle. Sparks then appear on Benson's body as he gets more and more angry, but he tries not to yell. A glow begins to form around (Y/n), she starts to destroy everything around them.

Benson becomes an orb of fury, burning all ground around him and sucking in loose objects. He then hovers into the air. The ground below crumbles, as Mordecai and Rigby back away. The golf cart flies toward Benson and is destroyed. Skips and Pops come in another golf cart. "What happened?" Skips asked. "I don't know! Benson and (Y/n) saw us crash the cart, and instead of laying into us, he said he wasn't gonna yell!" Mordecai shouted. "(Y/n) saw too and got really mad! And they turned into THOSE!" Rigby shouted. Skips then glances at (Y/n) to see she was glowing brightly and destroying everything around her. "They're holding all of their anger in." Skips said. "Why would they do that?!" Mordecai asked.

"Because of me!" Pops shouted as he approaches. "What?!" Mordecai, Rigby, and Skips asked. "I told him and (Y/n) that if they didn't stop yelling at you two, I would fire them." Pops said, and the duo's eyes widened with horror. "You what?!" They asked furiously. "Uncool!" Rigby shouted angrily. "Pops, you can't do that." Skips scolded. "But I am technically their boss." Pops said. "Pops, you can't make them bottle up their anger like that." Skips turns to Mordecai and Rigby.

"You gotta get them to yell at you, guys." He shouted. "Not a problem. Hey, (Y/n)! You're a sorry excuse for a groundskeeper!" Mordecai said. "Yeah, you nasal-voiced, loser-loners!" Rigby shouted. "You two need to go back to night school and learn how to have a personality!" Mordecai shouted. "And guess what! We're the ones who keep sending pizzas to your apartment, Benson!" Rigby shouted. "And we're the ones who switched the detergent with coffee." The orb of anger gets bigger and (Y/n) glows even brighter. "Dude! It's just making it worse!

Pops, you have to tell them it's okay to yell at us!" Mordecai shouted. "I can't! There's never a reason to yell at people!" Pops shouted. "Pops! Look around! The park is disintegrating, and Benson's gonna explode!! (Y/n) probably will too!" Muscle Man flies by in his trailer, screaming and squealing. "Pops! Do something!" "Please!" Rigby begged, worried about (Y/n). "Benson, (Y/n), I need you to yell at Mordecai and Rigby!" Pops shouted. "But if I yell, you'll fire me." Benson shouted. "Forget what I said, Benson!! If you don't yell at Mordecai and Rigby right now, you're fired!" Pops shouted. Finally his patience is terminated, Benson angrily opens his menacing eyes and screams furiously, as he unleashes yellow beam of fury, it strikes Mordecai and Rigby, but due to it's sudden power, Skips and Pops were blown away.

"RRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!!!! YOU LAZY NO-GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! CAN'T YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! 'CAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE I'M TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY!" (Y/n) shouted. "SOME PRIDE IN DOING A JOB WELL DONE!! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU PAID SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU," Tears are STREAMING and blowing off his face. "AND EVEN THEN YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He explodes

tremendously. And after a big explosion comes from (Y/n), she stops glowing and finally goes back to normal. Pops and Skips get up. Benson gets up, as well, limping while doing so. "Benson! (Y/n), are you two alright?" Pops asked. "Yeah, I'm fine." Benson said. Benson then approaches (Y/n) who's lying on the ground, and puts a hand over her gently, and she slowly wakes up and looks over at Benson. "Ugh... Benson? What just happened?" She asked, and he helps her up. "You okay?" He asked. "Yeah..." she replied. "Sorry things got so out of control, Pops." (Y/n) said.

"It was my mistake. From now on, I'll leave park managing to the park manager." Pops shakes hands with Benson. "Though, I do wish you and (Y/n) wouldn't yell at Mordecai and Rigby so much." Pops said. "Let us give it a shot." (Y/n) said. The four look down at Mordecai and Rigby. "Hey, Mordecai and Rigby. You guys alright?" (Y/n) asked. Mordecai coughs. "Clean this mess up, or you're fired." Benson said. (Y/n), Pops and Skips all laugh. A high pitched noise is heard, and the laughter is drowned out, due to Mordecai and Rigby getting deafened by Benson's and (Y/n)'s yelling. "What?" Mordecai turns head to Rigby. "What are they laughing at?" He asked. "What?" Rigby asked. The two look at each other in confusion.