The Regular Show X Reader

The Best VHS in the World

"Dude, just tell me." Mordecai said. "One...thousand...dollars." the employee said. "A thousand dollars!?" Mordecai asked. "It's a rare and out-of-print VHS; a piece of film history!" The employee said. "It's a piece alright." Mordecai said. "Just find it by tonight. I hear those guys break thumbs." The employee said, and Mordecai groans. "What's wrong?" (Y/n) asked. "We either return the video, pay a thousand dollars, or have our thumbs broken." Mordecai said. "What?!" (Y/n) asked. Rigby starts hyperventilating and rummaging through junk. "We don't have that kind of money! And I really enjoy my thumbs!" He shouted.

A shirt thrown hits (Y/n)'s face covering it. She removes the shirt from her face. "Dude, dude, chill. How are we gonna find the tape in here if you're just gonna panic and make a bigger mess?" She asked. "Give me one better idea than panicking." Rigby said. "We're gonna buckle down and methodically clean this room until we find that tape." (Y/n) said. Rigby scoffs. "Fine, we'll do this the "right way" or whatever." Rigby said. The trio clean the room and search through a drawer, under a pillow and the bed. They stuff all their junk in the closet and find one shirt lying on the floor. They walk over and pick it up, only to find an old peanut butter sandwich.

"Woah, I remember this." Rigby said. "Gross." (Y/n) said. "I guess that's it. There's no other place it could be. We only have a few hours left. Now what?" Mordecai asked. "What if somebody in the house borrowed it?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, yeah! Let's split up and ask everybody." Mordecai said. "Dude, where are the balls? You're supposed to bring them." Muscle Man said. "Well, where's your racket?" Fives asked. "I'm not talking about rackets! I'm talking about balls!" Muscle Man shouted. "But Badminton doesn't have balls." Fives said. "What?! I'm not playing a game that doesn't have balls in it!" Muscle Man shouted.

"Dudes, dudes, shut up and listen. Did you ever borrow The Best VHS In The World from me and Rigby?" (Y/n) asked. " No way." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) sighs. "Thanks for nothing." She said. "You're welcome for nothing!" Muscle Man shouted back. "Hmm... Now where did I put my winter hats?" Pops asked. "Pops! Did you borrow The Best VHS In The World from us?" Rigby asked.

"V, H, Who?" Pops asked. "Never-mind." Rigby said. "No, I haven't seen your dumb movie, I have my own problems, like the extension cord for the drill I can't find, and this stupid ventilation system that rattles all the time! I think we might have rats." Benson said. "Rats?!" (Y/n) asked fearfully. Rigby looks at her. "Why does that bother you so much? You're a chipmunk, right? So aren't you like, in the same family or whatever?" Rigby asked. "Yeah, but... do I really need to explain this to you?" (Y/n) deadpanned. The Ventilation System rattles, and (Y/n), Mordecai and Benson start coughing.

"Oh, great." Benson said sarcastically. "Hey, have any of you guys seen my Bass AMP anywhere?" Skips asked. "No. Did you borrow The Best VHS In The World?" Mordecai asked. "No. That movie's terrible." Mordecai runs away and sighs. "Alright, let's re-group." Mordecai sees the bigger messs. "Aww, what?! Rigby, you messed up everything!" He shouted. "Dude, it wasn't me!" Rigby said. "Yeah, right." (Y/n) said. "What does that mean?" Rigby asked suspiciously. "It means, she doesn't believe you." Mordecai said, and that's when Rigby punches him.

"Rigby!" (Y/n) scolded. "I said, I didn't do anything!" Rigby shouted. "Dude," he gets punched in the face by Rigby again. "That's it!" Both fight and punch each other and (Y/n) quickly runs in to intervene. "HEY! HEY! STOP IT! STOP FIGHTING!" She shouted in the same tone Rigby usually used for 'stop talking!' She quickly shoves the duo apart, but they still tried to reach beyond her to hurt each other. "This is all your fault! It was your idea to rent The Best VHS In The World!" Mordecai shouted. "UGH! Let me at him, (Y/n)! I'll kill him! I'll kill-" the door cracks open,

revealing someone named Buttonwillow McButtonwillow. "Did you say, "The Best VHS In The World"?" He asked. "Yeah?" (Y/n) asked, as she still held her arms out, separating her friends from fighting. He laughs evilly and unzips his front pocket pouch, revealing The Best VHS In The World tape. "That's my favorite movie." He said. "Wait a minute, YOU stole it?" (Y/n) asked. "Dude, that's ours! We have to take it back to the video store." Mordecai said. "Huh?" The guy asked. "We need that tape!" Rigby shouted. "No! NO!" Buttonwillow slams the door shut.