The Regular Show X Reader

Silver Dude

"No offense (Y/n), but I don't think we're going to get very far by snapping." Rigby said, and Mordecai snickers, and she face palms. "No, idiot! That wasn't my idea." She said. "Oh yeah? What was it then?" Rigby asked. "Songs, the two of you could write your own music and perform it." She said. The duo look at each other with uncertainly at first, but then think about her suggestion a little more. "Hmm, actually, I think you might be onto something..." Rigby said.

Mordecai starts rapping. "Should be entertaining." Rigby took the hint and joined in. "Probably not too straining." He said. "Something super easy." Mordecai said. "But nothing that's too cheesy." Rigby continued. "How 'bout singing songs, to make a little cash. If we sing 'em up right, we can make a fat stash!" The duo said. "Money stash!" Mordecai said. "Money stash!" Mordecai said.

"Sing some songs, and make 'em really funny. Get people to stop, and drop all of their money, into our hats." The duo rapped, and (Y/n) nods. "Yeah, this could definitely work! And I'll even help." (Y/n) said. "She's right, this is it! Let's just make up some songs." Mordecai said. "Yeah, they're so easy. How do we do that anyway?" Rigby asked. "Probably 'cause we're such good friends." Mordecai said.

"You really think people will pay us for that?" Rigby asked. "They paid that loser that juggled glass balls, didn't they?" (Y/n) asked. "Good point." Rigby said. The trio set up their street performance. "We wanna buy a video game." Rigby rapped. "Video zombies eating video brains." Mordecai continued. "Zombies struttin', chomping dude like muffins! Zombies struttin', chomping dude like muffins! Those graphics look insane, gotta gotta get this game!" The trio rapped together. "So we went and ask for more chores." Mordecai said. "But our boss, Benson got us waxing the floors! Waxing, waxing. Agh! Waxing, waxing. Agh!" The trio said. Everyone seeing the silver guy start coming over to  trio. Mordecai starts beatboxing.

"Shoulders aching, back is breaking." Rigby rapped. "Don't wanna be waxing, when we could be relaxing!" The trio rapped. "Playing video games." Rigby said. Everyone starts applauding and they some money in their hat. "Dudes, it's totally working!" Mordecai said. "Hmm, hmm. We should've thought of this years ago." Rigby said. "Let's keep going." (Y/n) clears her throat, and then she starts rapping. "Sun, sun shining." "Day is so inviting." Rigby continued. "But dollar dollar bills equals zombie fun timing." The trio rapped. "People walkin' by-o stop and say hi-o." Mordecai said. "Put some dinero in the sombrero." Rigby said.

"Hey there, buddy, put some money in the hat." Mordecai said. "Speed walking guy, put some money in the hat." (Y/n) said. "Lady with the baby, put some money in the hat." Mordecai said. "Dude with the eyebrows, put some money in the hat." Rigby said. "Money in the hat-hat, money's where it's at-at. Money!" The trio rapped. Later the trio are at Cheezer's.

Mordecai is counting the money, with (Y/n) watching while Rigby is eating a sandwich. "Dudes, just a few more songs and we can get that game." Mordecai said. "Why stop there? We should do this every day." Rigby said. "If we make this our job we'll hate it. Gotta keep it special!" Mordecai said. "He's got a point there." (Y/n) said. "We can still do this for the rest of the day, right?" Rigby asked. "Yeah-uh we can!" Mordecai said. "Zombies Return. Zombies Return. Zombie's Return." Mordecai and Rigby said.

Back at the Park, the trio are walking with their street performance setup. Suddenly, they heard one of their raps. It is shown that the Silver Dude recorded and remixed their rap on his boombox and uses it for his street performing. "Sun, sun shining." Came (Y/n)'s voice. "What the?!" She asked, as she hears one of their raps being played. "Day is so inviting." Rigby's voice came next. "But dollar dollar bills equals zombie fun timing." The trio's voices are then heard together.

"The Silver Dude concludes his performance and the people who were watching applaud. A boy puts some money in the box. "Hey! That's our voices!" (Y/n) snapped, glaring at the dude. "Yeah! That's our song! Stop copying us!" Mordecai shouted. "I''m not copying." The silver guy rolls his glass balls. "I'm re-interpreting." He said. "Same difference." (Y/n) snapped. "You're still stealing." She said. "Yeah, you're just recording our voices!" Rigby agreed angrily. "Being silver makes it different." Silver dude said. "No it doesn't!" (Y/n) shouted.