The Regular Show X Reader

I Like You Hi

"Are you okay, dude?" (Y/n) asked. "I texted Anna "I like yuji", but it auto-corrected to "I like you hi". (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby look in shock as Anna types. "I like you too. Hi." "Wait, what? Aw, no. What am I gonna do?" Mordecai asked. "What do you mean? Isn't this is a good thing? She feels the same way about you." (Y/n) said. "No! I don't like her in THAT way, (Y/n)!" Mordecai shouted.

"Destroy the phone with acid. That makes the text go away." Rigby said. "Yeah, that's a great idea, Rigby." (Y/n) said sarcastically. "What? That's not gonna work. I'm gonna have to ask some real people." Mordecai said. Later him and (Y/n) are in the duo's room. Muscle Man, Skips, Fives and Thomas are in the room too. "So you've been Mordecaing, huh?" Skips asked. "What the—Come on! How long have you been calling it that?" He asked. "How long have you been Mordecai?" Muscle Man asked. Muscle Man, Fives and Skips act like Mordecai when he's around girls, then laugh. Rigby laughs and Mordecai punches him causing (Y/n) to snicker.

"Owww!" Rigby said. "Ugh! Come on, what should I do?" Mordecai asked. "Tell her the truth." Skips said. "Exactly!" (Y/n) said. "Hmmm, hmmm. Thomas?" Mordecai asked, ignoring the two. "Well, my second girlfriend liked dancing, but my fourth girlfriend was more into the DJ scene. So, uh, try, try that." Thomas said. "Wait, 2nd and 4th girlfriend? How many girlfriends have you had, Thomas?" (Y/n) asked him. "Uh..." he looks at her for a split second before avoiding eye contact. "That's not important." He said quickly. "Okay, not really sure why you're on this panel." Mordecai said.

"Well, I figured I'd join to balance out the lack of intelligence." Thomas said, and everyone looks at him in surprise. "What the-? I think you've been hanging around (Y/n) too much dude." Rigby said. Thomas blushes a little, then looks away. "I don't know what you're talking about." He said quickly.

"Ooh, (Y/n)'s been filling you up with sass, bro!" Muscle Man jokes. "Shut up!" Thomas quickly covers his face with his hands and everyone except Thomas and (Y/n) snicker. "She's been filling him up with something all right..." Mordecai mumbles, then looks at Muscle Man. "Muscle Man?" Mordecai asked.  "One word, bro: Cellphone thief." He replied. "Huh?" Muscle Man takes his phone. "Hey!" Muscle Man dials Anna's number. "Hey, Mordecool." She said.

"This isn't Mordecai. This is a common criminal. I've been stealing phones and texting people "I like you hi" all day." Muscle Man said, and (Y/n) snickers at his lame attempt. "I know it's you, Muscle Man. What are you doing with Mordecai's phone?" Anna asked. "Uhh..." Muscle Man makes police siren noises. "Cops are coming, gotta go!" He hangs up and gives back Mordecai's phone.

"Sorry, bro. That always works on Starla." He said. "Ok, any more advice?" Mordecai asked. "Well, you'd have to wait 4 years, but-" Fives said. " Ok, anything I can actually do?" Everyone except Rigby and (Y/n) groan and walk out. "That was a dead end." Mordecai said. "Ugh! Just talk to her already so we don't have to do this all day! I have my own life, you know." Rigby said. "Really?" (Y/n) asked in disbelief. "Yes, really! I got this book-signing thing I wanna go to." Rigby said. "You wanna go to a book signing?" (Y/n) asked him in surprise.

"Yeah!" Rigby said. A commercial appears on their TV. "Yuji will be at Books, Zines and In-Betweenz signing his new book, "P.S I Love Yuji" today!" The announcer said. "See?" Rigby asked. "Oh, of course...." (Y/n) said. "That's it! Yuji. I'll get a picture of me and Yuji and I'll send it to Anna and write "I like you hi". Then I'll send "Oops, I like Yuji. Dumb autocorrect". Then she'll know my first text was a mistake and her feelings won't get hurt. We'll be able to keep being friends and my life won't be ruined."

Mordecai said. "Whoo, that's bad. That's like one of my plans." Rigby said, and (Y/n) bursts into laughter. "Wow, dude, I never thought I'd hear you roast yourself like that." She said. Rigby glares at her playfully and playfully shoves her. They all walk out. "You're lucky I'm going there anyway. Just don't make me look bad in front of Yuji." Rigby said. The trio are now at Zines and In-Betweenz.