The Regular Show X Reader

I Like You Hi

"And that was the day.... I lost my innocence." He wipes a tear and puts on glasses. "At making coffee! Not at making out with girls! I did that waaay earlier... to the extreme!" A light and smoke appear. Rigby claps. They walk up to him. "Sup, Yuji fans." Yuji said. Rigby puts his book on the table. "It's an honor to meet you, sir." Yuji signs the book. "Yeah, uh, huge fan." Mordecai said. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. No problem." Yuji said. "Actually, I need a favor. You see, Yuji, I sent a text about you to this girl-" Mordecai said. "And my name auto-corrected to "you hi"?" Yuji asked. "Uh, yeah. How did you know?" Mordecai asked.

"Yeah, how did you know that?" (Y/n) asked, raising an eyebrow. Yuji stands up. "It's the only reason I'm not famous! If people could viral market by texting about me, I wouldn't be signing books! I would be signing diamonds!" He shouted. "Um, yeah." Mordecai said. "Um, yeah" is right, bro! I went to this tattoo shop and check out what happened." Yuji reveals a tattoo on his back that says

"You Hi" and (Y/n) snickers. "Hmm. So can I get a picture with you to show what I was texting about?" Mordecai asked. "Let me check my planner." Yuji has a reminder under Tuesday 15 that says "Buy more planners?" "I think I can pencil you in." He said. "Awesome! Where do you want to take the picture?" Mordecai asked. "Ohhh, we can take it anywhere extreme!" Yuji said. "Wait, what?" (Y/n) asked. "Um....How about the roof?" Mordecai asked.

"Can I base-jump off it afterwards?" The four of them are now on the roof. Rigby sets up his phone. "Ok. Ready?" He asked. Yuji blocks his head. "Ugh, the glare from the sun is too extreme." He said. "I thought you liked things extreme." (Y/n) said. "Not when it comes to white balance, bro! We gotta wait for that cloud to float over and block that sun." Yuji said. A text message sounds. "Hey, you got a text from Anna. It says "I get off work in half an hour - text me then." Rigby said.

"Ugh! We're running out of time." Mordecai said. "Ok, so picture won't work. Let me text this X-treme-Anita." Yuji takes his phone. "Uhh..." Mordecai said. "Sup, this is Yuji, blowin' up your call brick!" Sendo!" The "Yuji" is revealed to have corrected to "you hi" "Ex-sqeeze me?" Yuji types. "Re-sendo." The message has the same result. "Urrgh! What the extreme?! Stupid phone! I can't even send my own name! Ooooh, I hate myself!" He drops the phone. "I'm such a loser." He kneels. "I never should have changed my name from Eugene Mendalman." He said. Mordecai picks up his phone. "Let me try." He starts texting. "I can still fix this." It shows that he sent "That was the real You hi!" "Ugh, come on!" He texts again. "Send!" He sends the same messag. "Aaaaaaah!"

"Dude, chill!" Rigby said. "Maybe if I type "you hi", it'll auto-correct to "yuji"" he sends multi-sends "you hi" to Anna. "Send! Send!" His phone goes in violation. "Whaaaa-" Mordecai's phone sucks himself, (Y/n), and Rigby into it as they scream. Yuji stands up. "I guess warping into a phone is kind of extreme." (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby transported to a familiar place. "Whaa...?

What's going on? What are we doing here?" (Y/n) asked. "Welcome to the Virtual Messaging-- What the—Is that you, (Y/n)?" The Answering Machine asked. "Oh...hey...hey guys...how have you been?" She asked. "Oh, you know. Oh, hey our band put out a demo tape." He shows (Y/n) the demo tape. "Oh, cool." The tape name is "fax me gently" by "Phoning in In" "It's sort of an ambient prog-rock fusion. You can keep that." The Answering Machine said. "We had to move on after you didn't call." Tin Cans with String said. "Oh sorry, I didn't know you guys were... serious." (Y/n) said.

"Enough reminiscing! You stand accused of breaking the golden rule of texting—sending the same text message three times." The Answering Machine said. "And that's the worst thing in the world." The Tin Cans with String said. "What? Why?" Mordecai asked. "It's super annoying." The chalkboard writes "and Lame!" "Yes. And some of us have very limited data plans." The Tin Cans with String said.

"Uh, well, he's really sorry." Rigby said. "Yeah, he is!" (Y/n) said. "I'm really sorry!" Mordecai said. "It won't happen again, so if you could just show us the way out—" (Y/n) said. "Burn them!" The Smoke Signal Fire said. The Answering Machine sighs. "But he's right. This is your second offense! You won't be getting off so easy this time." He said. "I just pressed the wrong button." Mordecai said.

"You don't press the wrong button three times in a row." The Tin Cans with String said. "Listen. I'm...I just really gotta go. Okay?" Mordecai walks away. "What?" Rigby and (Y/n) asked. "Tell us what the problem is." the Answering Machine said. "Nah, I'm just...You know....." He floats off. "Going this way..." he said. "Where do you think you're going?!" The Answering Machine asked.

"Dude, you're being really weird!" Rigby said. Mordecai starts swimming. "Mordecai, what are you doing? Come back!" (Y/n) shouted. "You'd rather float towards the infinite abyss than talk about your problem?" The Answering Machine asked. "This is a safe place!" The Smoke Signal Fire said. "Not if you want to burn us, it's not." (Y/n) snapped. "What are you floating away from?"

The Answering Machine asked. "I...I don't wanna talk about it." Mordecai said. "Do you not wish to be with this Anna? Her texting history shows she's quite the witty and independent young woman. And she's quite fond of you." Mordecai stops. "There's nothing out there for you. Literally nothing! It's really boring! Trust me!" Mordecai sighs and goes back to Rigby, (Y/n) and the guardians.

"I really do like Anna." Mordecai said. "Pfft. Duh, you do." Rigby said. "We know that, dude." (Y/n) said. "Really? And you're not mad at me?" Mordecai asked, and (Y/n) looks surprised. "Wait, is that what this is about? No! Why would I be mad at you?" She asked. "Because she's your sister!" Mordecai said. "So? She seems really happy with you, dude. So as long as you're both happy together, I'm happy. I'd never be mad at you for something like this." (Y/n) said.

"Yeah man, this kind of thing should make a sibling happy." Rigby agreed. The Guardians talk in agreement. "This is a normal part of life." The Tin Cans with String said. "Where one phone call ends, another begins. Even if you don't leave a message after the beep." The Answering Machine said. "So, what should I do?" Mordecai asked. "That's for you to decide." A door pops up for (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby to leave. "Uhhhh, also, if you have a music blog or something, we could really use some positive reviews." The Answering Machine said to (Y/n).

"Uhhh...." She said. "Yeah, we'll look into it." Rigby said, and the trio leave. "This is it, guys. This is gonna be our big break!" (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby appear back on the roof. Mordecai checks his phone, and sees a message from Anna that says "What are all these weird texts? Is something going on?" He replies with, "Date tomorrow?" "Are you sure about this?" Rigby asked. "I'm tired of "Mordecaing"

He hits "SEND". "Nice." Rigby said. "I'm proud of you, dude." (Y/n) said, and Mordecai smiles at her. "Thanks, (Y/n)." He said. Anna replies with "Date date?" Mordecai replies "Yes." Anna replies with a winky face. "Yeah!" Mordecai said. "Awesome!" Rigby and (Y/n) said. "Wait. What does a winky face me-" Anna texts again. "That means yes. Don't misinterpret it." Haha! Alright." He texts "See you soon". And sends the text. "I'm proud of you too, man." Rigby said. The trio watch the sunset. "X-treme Yu-Jump! Whoo-hooooooo!" Yuji said, while hanging from a roof.