The Regular Show X Reader

Catching the Wave

"Well, I guess that makes you Mondo Ego." (Y/n) snapped. "(Y/n), stop!" Pops scolded. "Hey, Mondo Cabezo, can I rub your head for good luck?" Burl asked, and he and Pops laugh, and (Y/n)'s eyes widened. 'Why was he laughing? They were making fun of him!' (Y/n) thought angrily. She hated when people made fun of her friends like this. "Hey, Mondo! I think I can see your family on the water!" Hurl points to the round buoys. He and his friends laugh. "I am as mother nature made me, sir." Pops said.

"You surfer 'bros' better back off before you say something you'll regret!" (Y/n) snapped, mocking the word bros. hurl approaches her threateningly. "Oh yeah? What're you gonna do about it, pipsqueak?" He asked. "Gee, I don't know, but maybe I'll start with giving you guys some tips on better insults." (Y/n) snarked, and the duo sent death glares at each other. "Enough!" Pops shouted, surprising them, then stepping in front of (Y/n). "There is no need for this quarrel." Pops said. "If you say so, but Mother nature gave you the worst body for surfing ever, brah!" Hurl said.

Pops holds up a book. "Peachy says anybody can catch a wave with enough practice." He said. "Uh, yeah. Peachy's dead." Hurl snickers. The three surfers laugh at Pops and (Y/n) growls at them when they notice the other surfers going to catch a big wave. "Primo surf." The four grab their boards. "Whoo! Yeah!" They notice Pops and (Y/n). "Ugh, get outta here, Mondo and pipsqueak,

you're gonna harsh our ride!" Hurl said. "Then maybe we shouldn't leave!" (Y/n) shouted back. "No!" Pops groans and (Y/n) screams as the waves splash. "Paddle! Pivot!" Pops turns away from the wave. "Pop up!" Pops is dragged deeper into the wave and ends up knocking the three surfers off of their boards. Pops and (Y/n) are washed ashore, and Hurl and his friends are standing over them, glaring.

Pops nervously smiles and waves before grabbing (Y/n)'s right paw, screaming and running to Carmenita, flying off as all the surfers drive them away from the beach. Back at his house, Mordecai is with Rigby holding a tennis ball. Rigby chuckles. "Dude, quiet. I'm trying to focus." Mordecai said, moving the ball. He throws the ball onto the garage switch, causing the door to go down onto a perfectly placed pencil.

"Hahaha. Garage beats pencil." He said. They high five just as Pops and (Y/n) arrive. "(Y/n)! How'd surfing work out for you, Pops?" Rigby asked. "Hideous! Not only did I not become one with nature, but I made surfer enemies." Pops said, and (Y/n) nods. "Those guys were a bunch of jerks." She mumbles, crossing her arms. "Maybe it's better if you just forgot the whole surfing thing." Mordecai said.

"Yeah. Try sticking to lollipops and fanciness. Your comfort zone. I mean, look at me! I've never left my comfort zone, and I'm doing great!" Rigby said. "Plus, those jerk surfers basically proved they're not one with nature if they ran you two off the beach." Mordecai said. Pops shakes his head and puts on his hat. "Oh, Mordecai. I don't mean to offend your reasoning, but surfers are most certainly one with nature. The fine people who live inside the television do not lie." He said.

"Uhh, no offense taken, but maybe you can at least take a break from the other surfers for a while, until you get the hang of it." Mordecai said. "Yeah, you're rich. Why don't you just build a beach here at the park?" Rigby asked. "You mean like that one Phineas and Ferb episode?" (Y/n) asked, and Rigby snaps his fingers and points at her. "Exactly!" He said. "Oooh, Rigby, that's brilliant!" Pops claps his hands. "And you, (Y/n) and Mordecai can import dolphins for atmosphere!" Pops said. "Ok..." Mordecai scratches his chin. "Or maybe just a wave machine for the lake?" He asked.

At the park lakefront, the Wavy Train has been called. "Wave on!" The guy cranks the newly added wave machine up, causing the waves to build. Pops begins paddling and laughs. "Watch, this everyone!" He turns the board around as he draws into the wave. "You think this is gonna work?" Mordecai asked. Pops starts to pop up, (lol, get it?) but is too late as he is tumbling over the wave. He splashes in.