The Regular Show X Reader

Real Date

Mordecai and Rigby's laps. "But we threw that out!" Mordecai said. "Really? You threw this mail that I found not in the trash into the trash?" Benson asked. "Wait. This is new junk mail. And it's all from Couple Corral. Man, what is it with these guys? Hey, Benson, do you have any ideas for a romantic way to give a gift to a girl?" Mordecai said. "Well... I've always thought it would be nice to have a waiter serve a gift box in place of dessert." Benson said. "Look at you, Benson! How are you still single?"

Rigby asked, and (Y/n) laughs. "Yeah; that idea's genius." She agreed. Benson shrugs. "I'm just spitballing here." He said. "Well, thanks for the tip, Benson. I'm gonna go call the restaurant right now." Mordecai dials the restaurant's number on his phone. Later at the Coffee Shop, Eileen pours a cup of coffee for Anna. "So, big date's tonight, huh?" She asked. "Yeah." She replied.

"What kind of place are we talking? Is this an oyster/crackers or a warm rolls establishment?" Eileen asked. "I think they might charge extra for bread." Anna said. "Ooh, romantic." Eileen puts the coffee pot down. "So what's your "hes"?" She asked. "I'm just not sure it's gonna be enough. This night has to be amazing, you know?" Anna asked.

"Hmm..." the two girls said. "Maybe I can get a special dessert for Mordecai." Anna said. "Yeah! What does he like?" Eileen asked. "Waffles, chocolate..." Anna said. "There's a new pastry shop downtown that specializes in chocolate-covered waffle cakes."  Eileen said. "That's perfect! I'll take him there for dessert to surprise him." Anna said. "You just gotta make sure not to fill up on bread at dinner." Eileen said.

At the Bistro en le Parc, Mordecai and Anna are sitting at a table near a window. "Could this get any more romantic?" Anna asked. "Oh, well... maybe." Mordecai sips water from a glass. The concierge approaches Mordecai from behind. "You have a call at the front." He said. Mordecai shrugs and rises out of his seat. "To be continued." Mordecai walks up to the front desk, and the concierge hands him the phone. "Hello?" He asked. "Matchmaker McIntyre here, CEO of Couple Corral. This is not a recording." McIntyre said.

"Uh, hi?" Mordecai asked. "We noticed earlier you deleted your profile. So sad to see ya go. We really appreciate your business, so I'm beggin' ya to rejoin." McIntyre said. "Hello? Hello?" Mordecai asked, talking over McIntyre's voice. "If you come back to us today, you'll get free romantic coupons. To rejoin, say "yee-haw!" To cancel, say "adios". McIntyre said. "Adios! Adios!" Mordecai hangs up, and McIntyre was standing behind him. "Aah!" Mordecai screamed. "Told ya I wasn't a recording! What do ya mean "adios", pardner?" McIntyre said.

"Uh, I don't need Couple Corral anymore. I'm in a relationship now, so..." Mordecai said. "Here's what I'm thinkin'. Break up with Anna." McIntyre said. "Excuse me?" Mordecai asked. "Break up with her and rejoin my site!" He wraps an arm around Mordecai. "Couple Corral could help you find somebody better." He said. "Dude, I'm happy with Anna." Mordecai said.

"Will you be though after we dredge through her profile?" McIntyre takes out his phone. "Okay, let's see what we dig up here." McIntyre shows Mordecai photos of Anna with different hairstyles. "Isn't keeping her information, like, really illegal?" Mordecai asked. "You'd think." He stops on a photo of goth Anna. "Whoa! How do you expect her to be committed to you when this girl can't even commit to a hairstyle?" He asked. Mordecai shoves McIntyre away. "So? I like Anna. Now leave me alone."

Mordecai walks away, and McIntyre glares at him menacingly. At Mordecai and Anna's table, Anna  is on the phone. "Hi, L'Wafflerie? I just wanted to check and see if the waffle cake I ordered is ready." Anna gasps and quickly puts her phone away when Mordecai returns. "Unbelievable! Anna, when you deleted your Couple Corral profile, did its CEO come to you in person and tell you to break up with me?" Mordecai asked. "No." Anna said in confusion. "Ugh. Let's just enjoy dinner." He said.