The Regular Show X Reader

The End of Muscle Man

"It's true!" Everyone gasps. "I should have seen this coming. His cholesterol must be off the charts. He ate those deep-fried pig butt cheeks every day, and I just watched him do it!" Fives shouted. (Y/n) places a paw on Fives. "You can't blame yourself." She said gently. "Yeah, dude. Muscle Man lived life to the fullest, and I'm sure he has no regrets." Mordecai said.

"I figured he had at least three or four years left..." Rigby said. "Bad show." Pops said. Muscle Man comes out of the bathroom after flushing. "Aw, yeah! Are you bros down to help me finish what's on that list?" Muscle Man asked. Benson brings out his wallet and starts to tear up. "Sure, Muscle Man. Whatever you need, it's on me. This is your day." He said.

"All right, let's do this!" The group go down what's on Muscle Man's bucket list, beginning with 'Drive a monster truck'. Benson writes a check to a monster truck driver, then Muscle Man is in a yellow monster truck. He fist pumps before he dirves over a row of cars, making the others clap. He then spins doughnuts and crashes into the building wall, making Benson pay extra for damage. Next on the list is 'Dance on giant toy piano mat'. In a toy store, Muscle Man hops around on a giant,

red toy piano mat, then slides to the other side. Skips gives him a thumbs up. A piano transition shows Muscle Man swimming with dolphins and eating pizza as the others watch. Back at the park, Benson pays a pizza delivery guy holding nine boxes of pizza. Later the gang are behind a fence, cheering, as Muscle Man wrestles an alligator, as well as feed it pizza.

Mud falls, and Benson is receiving money from an ATM. He gives the money to a jet pack worker, who signals that Muscle Man can fly now. Muscle Man then takes off into the sky, tears streaming from his eyes. Seeing his reaction causes Benson to cry, but he's interrupted by the jet pack worker, gesturing for more money, as Muscle Man wants to go again. Muscle Man flies away, and later they are back in his trailer. "All right, dudes. Now it's time to give you all my stuff." Muscle Man places a box of his stuff on his AC. "Muscle Man, you should hang onto this." Mordecai said. "I can't take it with me where I'm goin'." Tears well up as he starts to cry. "Noo, no! This is a mistake!" He takes the box and throws it to the ground.

The others cringe as he starts to freak out, knocking over furniture. Skips comes and grabs him as he yells. "I still have more time, right?!" Muscle Man asked. "Muscle Man, please hold it together!" Benson shouted. Muscle Man whimpers and Skips puts him down. "As hard as it is, you're not alone. We're with you to the end." Benson said. "You're right. I gotta get through this day the same way I lived the rest of my life: chowing down on wings with my best bros, while we all wear matching white tuxedos.

Except for you (Y/n), you'll be wearing a dress of course." Muscle Man said. Later at Wing Kingdom, everyone is in their tuxedos, while (Y/n) is in her dress, Muscle Man and Rigby seem to be the only ones with an appetite to eat at the moment. "You havin' fun, buddy? Enjoying your wings?" (Y/n) asked. "Honestly, bro, they taste bittersweet. But I just wanted to have them one last time." Muscle Man said.

Rigby covers his eyes. "I can't watch!" He said. Benson has eaten some wings, and places a hand on Rigby's shoulder. "Don't look away, Rigby, look at him! Look at this...Muscle Man!" Muscle Man has his face buried in the wing box, eating sloppily, when he raises his head to breathe and chew. "Are you drunk again, Benson?" (Y/n) asked, and he rolls his eyes. "No (Y/n)." Pushing Rigby away, he continues: "This guy, from who we've all learned so much--from this guy, his joke telling, his loyalty..." Benson said.

"I never wanted to be anyone's best friend, until I met you." Fives said. Muscle Man shakes his head. Benson stands up. "No, let me finish! What we'll remember most about you more than anything else is-" he holds in a vomit. "Excuse me. Your passion, Muscle Man. Your passion! If you'll all join me." He unhooks the jacket on his tuxedo and waves it above his head. The others, minus Muscle Man and (Y/n), do the same, causing Muscle Man to whimper.