The Regular Show X Reader

Men in Uniform

scaring the kid and his mom and they ran away, and the tabber says they have 2 visitors. On Thursday, Mordecai places a sign that says "Concert Tonight!" On a stage and the gang as (Y/n), Mordecai and the Rigbys are performing on stage, but no one is here. Huge Head is still hiding in the bushes. "Well, this was a disaster." Benson said. "No shit, Benson." (Y/n) said.

Later in Benson's office, a gird chart with the arrows that represent visitors is going down, meaning they got negative visitors. "Low turnout is one thing, but how did we get negative visitors? Guys, in 24 hours, Maellard's gonna shut the park down! No more ideas at all?" Benson asked. "We could update our resumes." Fives suggested. "Good idea." Skips opens and looks at his scroll-like resume that says "Ye Old Skips' Resume, Park Worker, 1800 - NOW. "Oy." He said. "This is it." Benson said, and (Y/n)'s eyes widen. "What?!" She asked. Pops' eyes fill with tears in sadness. "I'll miss you all!" He blows his nose with a tissue.

"What? No! NO!" (Y/n) shouted, quickly standing up and everyone looks at her. "Are we seriously all just giving up?! We can't! If we lose this park, I lose you guys too! I can't! I already lost Thomas, I'm not losing anymore friends! If I lose you guys I have nothing!" Her voice cracked, and everyone looks at her sadly. "Well, I mean... you didn't necessarily lose Thomas... he still comes and visits you every few years or so, and we can do the same." Rigby smiles at her. "No! It won't be the same! You have no idea how hard it was on me when Thomas left, seeing him just every few years isn't the same! I won't let this happen to you guys too! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!" She starts crying. Rigby quickly hugs her and she hugs back.

Then the rest of the group join in. "We... we don't want to lose you either, (Y/n)..." Benson said. "You're like family to us." Fives sniffs. "Yeah, I've always even seen you as a bro too." Muscle Man said. "We'd be lost without you, (Y/n)..." Pops cries again and rubs his eyes. "You have no idea how many times we were afraid we would lose you..." Mordecai said. "I guess now, we really are..." Skips sniffs. Benson sighs once they pull away from the hug. "Aw, come on, guys." He sniffles. "Let's have some fun at our last night, huh? Wing Kingdom? My treat?" He asked. Later the gang is in a gazeebo at East Pines eating chicken wings from Wing Kingdom and drinking sodas while they're chattering. All of them are drunk from how much they've eaten except for (Y/n).

"So, I'm all like "You don't get it, man." Benson said. "Oh, yeah, I remember that." Skips burps. "Ew, gross!" (Y/n) waves her right paw. "Thank you." He said proudly, and (Y/n) rolls her eyes. Benson shushes everyone. "Hey, hey! I wanna say something. Here's to the best crew I've ever worked with!" Everyone cheers. "And you know what? I'm just gonna say it. Maellard is a jerk!" Everyone, except Pops and (Y/n) cheer again. "He's my father, though." Pops said. "Yeah exactly, and you're boss. If he heard you say that, you'd be so fired." (Y/n) said. "Well, I'm already going to be fired anyway, (Y/n). People are jerks, too. Why wouldn't you wanna come to our park? I mean, look how pretty it is tonight." Benson said. "You know what my favorite part of the park is?" Mordecai points to the left. "That tree right there. Wait, that's not... Or... where was it, again?" He asked.

"Come to think of it, where are we?" Pops asked, and (Y/n) face palms. "Ah. I've worked here for years. I've never seen this part of the park before." Gene and his two employees are behind the gazebo. "That's because this isn't your park!" Gene said angrily, then smirks at (Y/n). "Well hello (Y/n), finally come to your senes and decided to join my park?" He asked. "Ugh, as if, Gene!" She snapped, glaring at him. "Yeah Gene, back off!" Rigby said angrily. "Go remember stuff somewhere else. You're holding up the line for the gazebo." Taylor points behind a line of angry people waiting. "How did we end up in East Pines?" Benson asked. Mordecai slaps his face.

"How many wings have we had?" He asked. "Quick, guys, let's trash the place!" Muscle Man slaps a glass of soda off the table, jumps above the lights and attempts to destroy the poles, but fails. "That's actually pretty solid."  He said. "Get 'em outta here!" Taylor and the other East Pines employee escorted Benson out of East Pines. "Hey! Stop! Cut it out!" He attempts to get away from the employees, but fails.