The Regular Show X Reader

Men in Uniform

"Sweet threads." Taylor and the other East Pines employee throw Benson and the gang out. "What's the secret?! Why does East Pines get visitors when we don't?! It's the uniforms, isn't it Gene?" Benson asked, and Gene sighs. "Yeah, Benson, it's the uniforms." Gene said sarcastically. The guys laugh maniacally and (Y/n) face palms. "Ha! So you admit it!" Gene and his two employees look at each other in confusion. "What are you talking about?" Gene asked. "It's too late! We know your secret!" Benson said. He and the guys run back to the park.

Gene still looks confused, then looks over at (Y/n). "Honestly kid, I have no idea what you see in those clowns." He sneered, and (Y/n) growls. "Well at least those "clowns" never tried to kidnap me multiple times, Gene!" She snapped. "Hey, cut me some slack. It's been a while since I've tried to do that, sweetheart. Not since that little intern of yours sunk into my park. I'll be sure to get him back for that." Gene said, and (Y/n) scoffs. "Oh yeah? Good luck with that, Gene! Thomas isn't with us anymore!" She shouted. "Either way, I'll be sure to make "Nicholas" pay for what he did." Gene said. "Actually, his real name is Nikolai, idiot." (Y/n) said.

Gene then looks confused. "I thought it was Thomas." Gene said. "Nope. And good luck catching him, he's a spy." (Y/n) said. "I think I know that, (Y/n)! Considering that's how he weaseled his way into my park! Mark my words, I will make him pay for that!" Gene shouted. "You lay a finger on him, or any of my friends, and you won't live to see tomorrow! You crazy vending machine!" (Y/n) shouted. "Just you wait, (Y/n). I'll get you, and your little intern too!" Gene said. (Y/n) just scoffs. Later back at the house, the gang are back at the computer mumbling. "Hey! Hey! Quiet! We only have 12 more hours to save the park. Now..." He holds up and opens a can of soda. "...who's ready to stay up all night designing uniforms?" He asked.

"Uniforms! WOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" The guys shouted, and (Y/n) covers her eyes. The guys select and decide different designs and what to add to design their uniforms on the computer with a whispering voice saying different words from the YOUnique website. The next day the gang is outside the house. "Well, guys, this is it, our last day, so I don't know, rake some leaves or something." Benson said. Huge Head is still behind the bushes, breathing heavily as the Zip Delivery truck arrives and the delivery guy drops 7 separate boxes on the ground and leaves.

"Oh, great! Guys, the uniforms!" Benson said. The guys run up to the boxes. "Uniforms!" They shouted. "Are you guys sure this is gonna work?" (Y/n) asked. "Duh, of course it will." Rigby said. "Huh. Maybe, it won't be our last day after all." Benson said. "Weird they put them all in separate boxes." Skips said. Fives looks at a label on one of the boxes. "Looks like there's some kind of warning." He said. The label says "Caution: Contents of this package exceed ugly index and should not be combined with other items of similar rating. Avert eyes!" "Blah, blah, blah! Do you wanna read a bunch of words, or do you wanna save the park?" Rigby opens the lid of the box.

The guys put on their uniforms, and the uniforms turned out to be ugly. "Oh dear lord..." (Y/n) said. "Oh, my. These didn't turn out well at all." Pops said. "Yeah... I kind of figured something like this would happen..." (Y/n) said. "(Y/N)!" The guys shouted. "I don't understand. They looked so cool on the computer last night." Rigby said. Muscle Man takes a picture of Rigby in his ugly uniform. "Smile, bro! My friend, Scottie is gonna love this." He said. Scottie types on his computer at his place.

His phone rings, he picks it up and he sees the picture of Rigby in his ugly uniform. "Heh. Classic. Mmm-hmm." He shares the picture. "Check it out! Your picture is going viral!" Muscle Man said. "Stop talking!" Rigby snapped. "Dude, what is wrong with you? Did you seriously just try to humiliate my boyfriend in front of everyone?!" (Y/n) asked angrily. "Ooh, what're you gonna do about it, (Y/n)?" Muscle Man asked teasingly, and she growls. "Whoa! Benson, look! We've got visitors." Mordecai said. "What?" (Y/n) asked in disbelief.