The Regular Show X Reader

Men in Uniform

A family arrives in their RV, comes out and are taking pictures of the guys in their ugly uniforms. "Huh. Looks like the uniforms are already working." Benson said. "Are you sure it's in a good way, though?" (Y/n) asked. "Hey, there's more!" Skips shouted. A line of cars, buses and campers arrive at the park as lots of people come out of their vehicles and take lots of pictures of the guys in their ugly uniforms. "Whoa, this is crazy!" Rigby shouted. "Dude, whatever they're paying you to wear those ugly uniforms, it's not enough!" They both laugh. (Y/n) growls at them. "They're even more heinous than that internet picture!" Another person said. "Aw, what?! Muscle Man! These people are just here to make fun of our uniforms because of your dumb picture." Mordecai said. "Whatever.

Any publicity is good publicity." Muscle Man said. "Are you sure about that, dude?" (Y/n) asked. Another person touches Muscle Man's shoulder. "Hey! I wanna picture with double-wide!" He said. Muscle Man shoves the man towards the crowd. "Get off me, bro!" The people start laughing at them as they're continuing to take pictures of them. "Alright, alright, let's all settle down. We're glad you're visiting the park." A dodgeball gets thrown at him. "Who threw that?" People continue to take pictures of them and make fun of them. "Piss off!" (Y/n) shouted. "Augh! No more pictures!" Rigby shouted. "Now seems like a good time to leave." Skips said.

"Agreed." Mordecai said. The gang start to run away. "They're getting away!" Someone shouted. "Hey! I'm not done making fun of 'em!" Another shouted. "Get 'em!" The people start to chase the gang. "Where are they going?!" "Hey, guys! The houndstooth codpiece was a great idea, but it's making it hard to run from this angry mob!" Muscle Man shouted. "Ditch the uniforms then!" (Y/n) shouted. "Got it!" Muscle Man said. "Okay, fine! But it's a colossal  waste of money!" Benson said. They start to take off their ugly uniforms. "They're they are!" Someone shouted.

The guys throw their ugly uniforms into the ground, combining them, and then the uniforms are glowing. "Uh, what the?" (Y/n) asked. "Uh, guys, what's going on?" Mordecai asked. "Those clashing colors and styles are highly unstable! Run!" Skips shouted. The gang runs behind a tree as the people run to the uniforms and the clashing colors are transformed into a black hole of ugliness and starts to suck the people in. "It's a black hole of ugliness! It only sucks in ugly things." A guy's shirt, a Sphynx cat and another man is sucked into the black hole. "Yeah, but we're safe. We're not ugly." Rigby said. Muscle Man holds on to the tree. "Oh, yeah, bros! We got nothing to worry about!" He said. "We have to find a way to plug up that hole!" (Y/n) said. "Agreed. In the mean time, Muscle Man try to be more... attractive?" Benson asked.

"Ouch..." (Y/n) mumbled. Muscle Man nods, grabs a comb and brushes his hair. As the black hole continues to suck in the people, Huge Head comes out of the bushes and starts to sneak up on Pops. The gang goes to the shed and Benson opens the shed to find a opossum and its babies inside it and hisses at them as the gang screams, then the black hole sucks the opossum and its babies in. As Huge Head continues to sneak up on Pops, the gang runs towards the hole with shovels. "Fill it in!" Benson shouted. The gang tried to dig the dirt to plug up the black hole, but failed, then two hipsters and a male model appeared.

"Look at these dweebs." The hipster female said. "I'm a male model, and even I know you can't fill up a magic portal." The male model said. "Yeah, losers!" The two hipsters and the male model get sucked into the black hole. "Guess they were ugly on the inside." Skips said. "I think that was kind of obvious." (Y/n) said. "Bros! Bros! I think I might be the right size and shape to plug up that hole! I'm too, you know, appearance-challenged for this world anyway, right?" Muscle Man asked. The gang mumble in disagreement, then the tree starts to break as the gang gasp.

"Stop trying to protect my feelings, bros! It's science! I'm gonna let go!" The gang hesitate at Muscle Man's idea and start to run to Muscle Man to save him. "No!" Skips shouted. "Muscle Man!" (Y/n) shouted. Huge Head runs behind Pops and grabs him by the neck, (Y/n) notices and quickly turns around with a gasp. "POPS!" She shouted. "Gotcha! I've waited a long time for this! Huh?" Huge Head asked. "Time to see what's on the other side." Muscle Man lets go of the tree and heads towards the black hole.

Huge Head and Pops are pulled by the black hole. "What is this?!" He asked. "Who are you?!" Pops asked. "You took my life away from me! Now I'm gonna return the favor!" He laughs evilly. "Huh?" (Y/n) quickly jumps on Huge Head. "Let go of him!" She punches him hard, making Huge Head let go of Pops and he is about to be sucked into the black hole. Muscle Man is about to be sucked into the black hole as well. Huge Head is completely sucked into the hole. Later, the turnstile gets 6981 visitors as people come into the park as a

fair is happening. Mr. Maellard shakes hands with Benson. "Well, I don't know how you did it. We have never had more visitors." He said. "Oh, Papa, does  that mean?" Pops asked excitedly. "That we'll be open for years to come, yes! This park is wonderful!" Mr. Maellard sips his tea. "Oh, this tea is wonderful too." He said. "Thanks for noticing the tea, sir." Benson said. "How did you all think of it?" Mr. Maellard asked. "Well, we just asked ourselves, "what do we have that other parks don't?" Benson asked. Huge Head's head is stuck in the black hole as Huge Head is seen by the people. He chuckles. "Finally! The attention I deserve! I'm so happy! He he."