The Regular Show X Reader

Dumped at the Altar

"Oh no bro, oh no! I'm sorry! I didn't think I'd be this emotional, but it's been a wild ride since about 4 in the morning!" Muscle Man said. "Don't worry about it, Muscle Man." Skips gets a replica of the sculpture. "We expected this." He said. Muscle Man wipes a tear. "You guys..." he yells in happiness. "I meant what I said about the..." He feels another breakdown, but Benson comes to stop him and laughs. "Alright. Let's get this guy married, people!" He said. Later at the Parkside Lux, inside, (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby are setting up the chairs. "57, 58." (Y/n) holds her arms out to catch the next folding chair. "58...Dude!" She said. Rigby is covered in chairs, pretending to shoot guns. He falls back into the pile of folding chairs and laughs. "Man, come on. Why do you always do that?" Mordecai asked. (Y/n)'s phone rings again, and she fumbles with it.

Rigby gets up. "Oh, man." He grabs a folding chair and goes up to Mordecai. (Y/n) turns away and answers her phone. "Heey, Sam." She said. "Sam? Is he coming to the wedding too?" Rigby asked. "Go away!" (Y/n) said, and Sam laughs. "I am coming to the wedding." He said. "Sorry, Rigby was just not setting up chairs." (Y/n) said. "That actually sounds a lot better than what Margaret and Eileen are doing." Sam said. Starla is being prepped for the wedding.

"Starla's turning out to be a pretty high-maintenance bride. Or so I've heard." Sam said. "Ugh! I feel like a stuffed sausage! Where's Eileen with my Gas-Begone?!" Starla asked. Eileen frustratingly storms in with an iced coffee. "You asked me to go get you an iced coffee!" She sighs, places the iced coffee down, and storms out. "I should run. But I just wanted to say sorry for what happened on our double date. I apologize to Rigby too. I didn't mean to make things weird, it's just-" Sam said. "Yeah, yeah, it's cool." (Y/n) said. "Well, see you at the wedding." (Y/n) looks back and is shocked at something. "Rigby?! Mordecai?!" She asked. "This is the complete opposite of setting up chairs!" (Y/n) said.

"I tried telling him that." Mordecai said. "Yeah, but now who dropped out of art school?" Rigby fired back at him. Later on, Sam arrives for the wedding and sees Mordecai, (Y/n) and Rigby standing by the doors. "Sam, hey!" (Y/n) greeted as he arrives. "Hey. I really like your...shoes. Uh, w-what would you call those? Dress shoes?" Sam asked the chipmunk, and Rigby glares, crossing his arms. "You look really nice." Sam said.

"These old rags? Are you an usher? How about ushing me to my seat?" Sam asked, taking his arm out. (Y/n) glances at Rigby who didn't look very happy. "Uh, you can just sit wherever or whatever." (Y/n) said. "Okay." Sam shrugs, then walks away. Rigby looks grateful that (Y/n) didn't try to get more time with Sam again this time, and Mordecai sighs with relief, and just then, Anna arrives. "Hey, it's good to see you. Wow, you look amazing." Mordecai said to Anna, and she blushes. "Thank you." She said. "Heh, this is gonna be fun. It's gonna be good. You know, there's a separate deep-fryer for each table." Mordecai said as he leads her in. "What? That's not acceptable. I'm gonna need my own!" Anna joked, and the duo laugh. "Mordecai, come in!" Benson said. "Yeah, what's up?" He asked, taking out his walkie talkie "Things are really bad. We need backup now!" Benson shouted.

Time Skip

Muscle Man grabs curtains from a window furiously, about to smash them into another window, when (Y/n) quickly stops him. "Dude, what's going on?" She asked. "It's my wedding day, and I don't have a letter!" Muscle Man shouted. "A letter?" Rigby asked. "From Muscle Dad." Benson said. "There's no way he would've forgotten to leave me a letter for the most important day of my life!" Muscle Man shouted. "Did you look in your trailer?" Rigby asked. "Are you kidding me right now, Rigby?" Muscle Man angrily throws a chair at the wall, causing the wall to break. "Married and broke won't cover damages, Muscle Man!" Benson shouted. "Muscle Man, why don't you sit down? I'll get you some electrolytes, okay? (Y/n), Mordecai and Rigby will go find your letter for you." Fives said as he puts a shoulder around Muscle Man to calm him and walks him away from the trio. "Yeah, okay." Muscle Man said.