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still dont know how its been  A MONTH and i have 7.8K READS, 100+ VOTES AND 100 OVER CHAPTERS?? ig i love yall ( no really i do and it makes my day when i come home to 3 notifications, maybe a comment, a vote even??)

ALSOOO PLEASE COMMENT BC I HATE FEELING LIKE YALL JUST SKIM THROUGH-

alsooo....WE ARE #5 IN SOPHIE, #5 IN KEEFE AND #9 IN SOKEEFE? OH MY FRIKIN GOSH!! THIS IS INSANE AND I AM SOOOO HAPPY. ALSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PROMPT PLEASE, IDK WHAT TO WRITE AND I RAN OUT OF DRAFTS THAT I ACTUALLY LIKE LIAOOOO

also this aint a chapter this is me telling yall what happened in sch.

so basically i had english and i hated that, MOVING ON i had chinese and i was talking to elyse so much lao shi was glaring at us and aft class she was like "Ni men bu ke yi jiang hua" or sum shit (forgot liao) and then we had art which I HATE and then it was lunch and my english/homeroom cher came to find me and was like "Ari____(not saying my full name bc yeah duhh), do you read your kobo during history?" and i was like NO ( i do sometimes bc its boring DUHH!!) and she was like "Okay, do you pass notes in class" and i ratted out my partner and like one of my friends also so I was like "Sometimes ____ and ___ will pass notes so I help them because theyre far apart so I help throw it to the other person" and stuff and dw i apologised to them alr bc i had to save myself and they were fine with it bc they lowkey dont care and also for some reason THIS CHER THINKS MY KOBO IS A DISTRACTION and she was like ILL GO CALL UR MOTHER AND TELL HER YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO BRING IT IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN LIKE OKAY BITCH SUREE AND THEN WHEN YOU FORCE US TO READ IN THE MORNINGS I WON HAVE A BOOK SO ILL TALK AND TURN UR CLASS INTO THE OPPOSITE OF A LIBRARY. LOUD AF :) 

also i may sound so bratty rn BUT YOU DIDN HERE THE WAY SHE FUCKING SAID IT LIKE BITCH WHAT THE HELL SHE SAID IT INFRONT OF ALL OF MY FRIENDS-

and also i had to do gym today (ik in my community i said i didnt have to but my memories so bad i act skipped gym yesterday) but anyway so i asked my friend who was skipping bc shes injured to hold my kobo and i gave it to her AND THIS BITCH HOMEROOM CHER WAS LIKE "ARI____ WHY ARE YOU GIVING HER YOUR KOBO?" AND I WAS LIKE WHAT- AND I WAS GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE "I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BC I WANTED HER TO TAKE CARE OF IT" AND THEN YK WHAT SHE SAID??? SHE SAID NOT TO BRING IT DOWN FOR LUNCH . I DONT EVEN EAT MY LUNCH SO WHAT AM I GONNA DO??

BE GLAD ONE STUDENT IN UR 10202390283 STUDENTS ACTUALLY READS AND STOP SCOLDING HER FOR IT YOU BITCH.

ALSO SHE SOOO PLAYS FAVOURITES, LIKE ME AND SOME PEOPLE DONT EAT LUNCH EVER, AND YK WHEN HER FAVE STUDENT DOESNT EAT SHE MAKES SOMEONE DONATE HER FOOD?? LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOUR MAKING SOMEONE GIVE UP THEIR FOOD???

AND MATH AND GYM WAS CHILL ( I DIDNT SEE HER AFT GYM SO IT WAS CHILL) AND ALSO (THIS IS SO SWEET OML) SO I PLAY IN MY SCHOOLS BAND (AND I ALSO DO ROBOTICS AND BASKETBALL, UH YEAH ) AND MY FRIEND HILARY FROM THE YEAR BELOW, SHE COMES TO MY CLASS (SHE MEMORISED MY TIMETABLE) EVERY DAY JUST TO HUG ME AND SAY GOODBYE LIKE HOW DO I DESERVE A PERSON THIS NICEEE??

i also have like 5 incomplete assignments. oh well! here are the assignments btw:

math PSLE paper ( our teacher wants us to challenge ourselves. HOW DO 11 YEAR OLDS DO THAT?? I STRUGGLED ON THAT SHIT)

chinese compo

chinese 两课一练 basically a practice paper

english paper

chem paper

science paper

art shit

and im on my period wtf

also imma stop writing bc i have to piss BYE BYEEE AND HOPE U ENJOYED THIS RANT

SO IM BACK FROM PISSING

ANYWAY SO IM FREEZING RN, IM IN MY ROOM AND ALSO GUESS WHAT SO WHEN I WAS ELEVEN OR TEN OR NINE ( i think 11 tho) MY MOM DECIDED TO TAKE OUT MY LOCK FOR THE DOOR (SO I CANT EVEN CLOSE IT PROPERLY) AND NOW IM LIKE WAYYY OLDEER (LIT 2-3 YEARS) AND I STILL DONT HAVE MY LOCK BACK AND I TRY TO TAPE IT SHUT BUT IT NEVER WORKS SO GIVE ME A SOLUTION??

AND ALSO I HATE HOW MY FRIENDS ALWAYS USE ME AS A THERAPIST, LIKE YEAH I LIKE TO LISTEN TO PEOPLES SHIT PROBLEMS BUT FOR ONCE CAN I TALK ABOUT MINE?? I LITERALLY RANTED TO ANONYMUS PEOPLE ON WATTPAD INSTEAD OF MY FRIENDS BECAUSE THEY NEVER LISTEN WHEN IT COMES TO ME (IF U READ THIS FRIENDS IM ON MY PERIOD SO I DONT RLLY MEAN IT BUT I STILL DO MEAN IT AND YEAH I FEEL WEIRD) 

ALSO MY CRAMPS ARE KILLING ME AND I WANT TO STRESS EAT BUT IF I STRESS EAT ILL GAIN WEIGHT AND AS A PERSON WHO HAS WAY TOO LESS TIME TO GAIN WEIGHT I CANNOT AFFORD THAT.

ALSO NEXT WEEK IS EXAM WEEK LIKE WHAT THE  HELL??? WHY SO SOON ITS FEBRAURY GUYS FEBRUARY!!

AND UGHH HOW MUCH I ABSOLUTELY HATE MY LIFE RN IS INSANE LIKE I WOULD RATHEER KABOOM THEN GO THROUGH ANOTHER BAD DAY LIKE THIS AGAIN. F YOU HOMEROOM CHERR!!! 

ALSO I AM NOT IN THE MOOD TO DO ANYTHING RN SO I AM GONNA RUSH MY HOMEWORK AT 6.34 AM IN THE MORNING IN THE CAFETERIA WITH THE LIGHTS OFF. ALSO SOME GOOD NEWS OF THE DAY, I GOT 53/55 FOR THE MATH TEST SO I THINK IM GOOD FOR EXAM WEEK (BUT IN CHINESE AND SCIENCE CONSIDER ME DEEP FRIED, BAKED, ROASTED, TOASTED, BOILED, GRILLED, MICROWAVED, PAN FRIED.)

ALSO IF YOUD LIKE TO RANT HERE GO AHEAD, THIS IS A SAFE SPACE (PLUS UR PROBLEMS MIGHT DISTRACT ME FROM MINE🩷🩷)

LOVE YALL AND ILL TRY TO GET A CHAPTER OUT SOON (MUCH RATHER THAT THAN HOMEWORK UGHGHGHGHGHHGHGHGHG)