Spring Forward, Fall Back (Alucard x Chubby! Reader)

Trevor P.O.V.

The carnival turned out to be quite a bit of fun, if you gauge the amount of fun by how much crap we were taking home. The games were quite a pain in the ass and I had to have Fang Face help me win them more often than not, but the look of happiness on Sypha's face was worth it. So many silly little trinkets and dolls littered the back window of the car we were in, looking like some silly little stuffed menagerie in multiple colors and sizes, it made me smile to see how happy the women in the car seemed to be.

As we were driving along, Sypha spotted a sign that intrigued her. I never would have thought she'd want to go to a place such as this, but she tapped me and asked aloud about it.

"What is that place, Y/N?"

"What?"

"That place with the big shining sign over on the right?"

Y/N giggled. "That's a adult sex toy shop."

"A what?" I asked incredulously. "There's toys and a shop for that?"

"Oh yeah...and you wouldn't believe what they have in there," Y/N said on a chuckle. "How about we go so you guys can see?"

We didn't even get a chance to answer before she turned off the road to go right up to it. We pulled into a parking space along the side of the building and got out of the car. Sypha was already red in the face at the idea of stepping inside, but Y/N grabbed her shoulders from behind and pushed her ahead toward the door. Alucard looked at me and laughed before walking behind the girls. I could already tell this was going to be a bad idea, but I just shook my head and followed behind.

Upon entering the door, the first thing was the smell. It wasn't an unpleasant smell, but definitely one to draw you up short. If you had turned the corner and walked into a room filled with multicolored boxes, fur-covered shackles, collars and very impressive replicas of male genitals, the last fucking thing you'd think to smell is dessert. The smell of strawberries and cinnamon rolls filled the air as well as a few other scents I couldn't recognize and I found myself at a loss for words.

"Y/N?" Sypha squeaked. "What the hell is all this?"

"Its used to bring pleasure in the bedroom," she answered simply. "Remember how I told you that, for the most part, sexuality is acceptable here? This is just another example."

I can't believe I did it, but I grabbed a rather large purple phallus and shook it at her while saying, "How the hell is this acceptable?" As soon as I realized how stupid I looked, Fang Face started laughing and pointing. When I followed where he was pointing, I noticed that the thing that I'd been flapping around actually flapped in my hand. It wasn't as solid as I'd thought and had begun wiggling to and fro in my hand as I moved.

"Uhm, Trevor?" Y/N giggled. "You might want to put that down before it comes back and slaps you."

"What the hell is this thing?" I asked angrily even as I wiggled it more. Sure enough, I wiggled it a bit too much and one side came up and smacked me in the face.

"That's a double-headed dildo," she finally answered, peals of laughter rolling from her throat and tears forming in her eyes.

"Oh, so you think that was funny, do you?" I questioned as I walked closer to her. She could tell by the look in my eye what my intentions were and began moving in the opposite direction. The shopkeeper could be heard chuckling to herself as she looked on at our antics.

One moment I was in pursuit of Y/N for laughing at me, the next I'm being blindsided by Sypha holding a similar contraption to mine in her hand, only hears was a damn sight longer than mine. I ducked as she swung again and took the opportunity to smack her on her ass with mine as she turned to run. I heard Y/N and Fang Face laughing at me from the other side of the store...or at least I think they were laughing at me. They could have been messing around with something over on the other side of the store for all I knew.