Spring Forward, Fall Back (Alucard x Chubby! Reader)

Chapter 42 - Uh...Why Are We Here?

I hunched down and walked toward a shelf that had small boxes with tubes and bottles of substances unknown, but I also noticed that some of the smells that I had encountered upon entering were emanating from the shelf and I turned to see what it was.

"What the fuck is 'flavored gel?" I asked out loud. I began to look for Y/N to explain it to me, but instead ended up being hit over the head with something that was this awful bright orange color, a color resembling those road cone things that Y/N pointed out to us yesterday. The only reason I know what color it was, however, was because whatever it was slapped the top of my head, curved over my forehead and slapped me in the mouth.

I slapped my hand over my mouth feeling the swelling begin from where my lip struck my teeth, the coppery taste of blood slowly leaking across my tongue. I turned and saw Sypha standing triumphantly behind me, the offending false appendage in her hands and a smile on her face. Her mirth, however, died a very quick death when I pulled my hand away from my mouth and blood could be seen staining my lips. She hurriedly put down what she held and ran to me.

"Are you ok?" she asked frantically, touching my cheek as softly as she could while trying to examine my lips.

"Do you usually bleed when you're ok?" I asked sarcastically. "Last time I checked, blood, if not coming from a woman during that bitchy week of the month, was not necessarily acceptable when trying to prove your health."

"You don't have to be a dick about it," Sypha huffed.

"Well, you hit me with one, so I thought it was appropriate."

"Trevor!" Sypha exclaimed with surprise and embarrassment.

"Well?" I smirked. "Tell me I'm lying. I dare you." Even as Sypha's face lit up a bright red, she still started to giggle.

"You're terrible," she said, smacking my arm lightly. I leaned in to her neck and nuzzled it a bit.

"Don't worry. I fully intend to hit you with a real one later," I whispered into her ear before taking the lobe between my teeth and gently scraping them over it's surface. I heard her shuddering breath and quiet moan at the attention and I chuckled softly.

"For now, however, let's go find out what the other two are doing. I still have to ask what this stuff is," I said as I picked up one of the 'flavored gel' boxes to inquire about.

Alucard P.O.V.

Y/N was chuckling at my reactions a little too much. She'd figured out that she can think of a situation and send a mental picture of what she thought, so she'd decided that showing me with handcuffs attached to the headboard wearing a blindfold and her drawing a feather down my body would be a great thing to do. I'll admit that the scene she painted with her mind was...appealing...and really erotic, but apparently my face had turned a shade of red that she didn't know I was capable of recreating and so her mirth was escaping through small chuckles and snorts.

"Should we get these then, love?"she asked softly, her eyes shining brightly into mine.

"Yes," I said, but it came out on a rather embarrassing squeak. I'm pretty sure my face reddened further because I could feel the heat of my face grow.

"I think we should get this set here," she said as she reached for a box that said 'Newlywed Pack' on it. Inside was a set of restraints, blindfold, a small whip and a set of 'naughty dice'. I smirked when she placed it in a small basket she picked up from the end of the display, but that smirk didn't last too long when she started picking up other things. Things like an ostrich feather, small tubes of something I couldn't read and something that looked like it should never have been created.